Chapter 16: Spend money like running water, earn money like a mountain
"Do you know what my dream is?"
When a very mature and beautiful girl says this to you in a tone of killing, no one can think of little Bourgeois in his head.
"Cough! Judging from your evil spirit index, I guess you want to have a shirink steak!"
"Wrong, I want to eat human meat char siu buns!"
I felt a great loss of face, and the Eggplant Sister was furious. She raised her hand and was covered with thunder and fire. I don’t know what skills they were. She smashed me and ran away with my head and ran straight into the sky with my sword.
"Drunk green cow, I want you to regret not giving birth to a third leg!"
"Well! I actually have a third one...but that is not for acceleration."
Originally, the leader of the two major organizations of the Minjiang Sect and the Imperial Knights had a quarrel with the leader, which should have been a big incident. However, they rushed into the air and wanted to help their gang leader, after listening to the conversation between me and Eggplant, they all hilariously fell down in the air at a faster speed than when they came up. There was a player who laughed loudly and was particularly silver-sincere, and one negligent in control of the flying sword. When he fell like a stone, a rising light shot into the sky, causing everyone to smile even more.
I deliberately pressed the speed of the sword light and rushed out of Taiyuan City one by one with eggplant. Taiyuan has been a place that must be fought for by military strategists since ancient times. As the birthplace of the Tang Dynasty, an ancient city that has nurtured such great figures such as Li Shimin and Yan Xishan has not rejuvenated much in modern times.
Whether a city can flourish depends on the wealth and poverty of the people.
Spending money is like flowing water, and earning money is like carrying a mountain.
Flying out of Taiyuan, eggplant gradually caught up with me. The eggplant, which was originally a little depressed, has now become much better. It seems that when I smiled, I was a little young, this ancient proverb is quite clinically effective.
Seeing the direction of my flight, Eggplant asked in surprise: "Qingniu Where are you going? Are you going to the battlefield of the Third Demon Realm and the Alliance?"
I nodded repeatedly and said, "The Third Demon Realm must have other tricks. I think the best scene is that the two sides fight repeatedly, and no one can take action to manage Taiyuan. It is better to let me take root in the Minjiang Sect."
Eggplant smiled slightly and said, "Do you still care about the Minjiang Sect? Why do you usually hear the people from your gang say that you are a sect leader, the dragon is not seen at the head, and the crane is not seen at the sound!"
"This is totally slander. How hard I work. Look at Yuelonger's level, and look at my level. I'm so busy with the gang's affairs that I don't even care about upgrading myself... How that's what I am!"
After hearing my complaints, the beautiful Eggplant woman looked at me very seriously, and then she burst out! She laughed and said in a crisp voice: "Old Niu, you are so shameless..."
My glass heart was gently knocked to pieces.
"I've heard Yue Longer tell the Beef Fan that your level is low because you are lazy. It's not for the gang."
"Damn, if you want a woman to be ill, I can even fall into a tree if you are old cow!"
There were countless light flowing in front of me, and dozens of players were sieging a person, struggling to sacrifice their lives.
Eggplant said "Huh!" and said, "Isn't that the leader of the Yellow Claw Sect, a small cucumber with thorns on the top of the flower? Why was she surrounded by someone?"
"What a crisp and crisp little cucumber with thorns! I look pretty and don't seem to be very hard at all. How could she get into the position of the master of the door? Whose sister is it?"
Eggplant glanced at me, held back her smile and said, "She is indeed the real sister of the leader of the Huangzhao Sect. Although Qingniu, you are quite good at talking, you guessed it right."
"That's! That's!"
When I was praised by the beauty, I immediately became proud.
"But what do you think of a little girl like her come to Shushan to do? Even if she plays games and has a few good friends, she is better than learning to fight and kill with her brother! I'll go and recruit some of her. Our Minjiang Sect is more suitable for beauties..."
She was beaten with a chestnut by eggplant, and she said lightly: "The little cucumber enters Shushan, which is similar to my purpose. They are all..."
“What are they?”
"It's all for blind dates!"
Puff! I squirted again without any image. "Why? Blind date? Why don't you go to a cafe? Just sit there and ask for something. The taste of both parties will be obvious immediately. People like me who are more honest must say, "This place is too expensive, I want to marry someone who knows you for nothing, and you will be useless..."
I fought back once with eggplant, but it really lost its image. I smiled so hard that Yingying's slim waist was about to break.
"Qingniu, your mouth is still so cheap! Blind dates in games are very common now. Everyone is wearing a mask. Things won't work. Even if they meet next time, no one will know that it is the other party. Avoid embarrassment!"
"Wait! Forget it! Your level is so high, and there is also the cucumber with thorns on top of the flower, and the level seems to be not low..."
Eggplant looked at me with very innocent big eyes, blinking watery. "Of course, they won't just date a man casually. Seeing that his character is not pure enough, his surname is too sissy, he blames the world and humans, he is cynical, slick, fickle, too pure, lacks root strings, eunuch... he puts all the labels on the non-good products and directly sent them to the stranger's column!"
"That is to say, you used Shushan as a blind date tool!"
"Point the solution, point the solution!"
"I'm not your blind date this time!"
"I know! I did misunderstand at first, but after a while, I knew. My blind date is not so silly!"
I protested blatantly: "What is Yindang? My old cow is very simple and innocent, five good teenagers!"
"Yuelonger, the fire fan, the purple eye wind dance, the sky feather silhouette, the fire Yonghua, the Feng Feifei, Li Yueer, the caterpillar, the crape myrtle blossoming early, the autumn moon sycamore..."
"Just use Rainbow Sister, you will be scolded if you make up the word count like this."
"Anyway..." The big eggplant beauty smiled very cheerfully, and even reached out to touch my head, then said, "The only ones who were scolded were the old cows and toads..."
(To be continued)
Chapter completed!