Chapter 56 Why is your dog so incompetent?
"Xiao Bai, I'm going to fuck you." Ergou kicked his dog legs in the air, and then kicked Xiao Bai repeatedly, but he didn't even hit him.
"Holy shit, this dog can still talk!" The waiter was also shocked. Dogs can talk these days? Most ferocious beasts can only speak after reaching the sixth level. This dog doesn't have any aura emanating from the whole body. You can tell at a glance.
Just an ordinary dog.
It is quite normal for the shop waiter to think that Ergou is an ordinary dog. After all, Ergou is a god, and only gods can sense the breath of gods. An ordinary warrior cannot detect it at all.
"Dog, your sister, I am a wolf, do you know what a wolf is?" Ergou immediately became anxious when he heard others say that he was a dog, and immediately spit out the fragrance, as if his mouth was covered with honey.
"Why are you such a lackluster dog?" The waiter was also very angry when he heard a dog dare to scold him. It's okay for me to humiliate others every day, but today I was scolded by a dog. It's really intolerable.
Ren. The two young masters in front of me seem to be elegant and easy-going. Young master Qianqian is as gentle as jade. Why does this dog have such a bad mouth?
If Xiao Bai knew that the waiter was praising him, Xiao Bai would definitely give the waiter a thumbs up. Alas, there are not many people who like to tell the truth nowadays.
"Ahem, brother, I'm really sorry, my dog has caused you trouble, please don't mind." Xiao Bai said and stuffed some spiritual stones into the waiter's hand. Xiao Bai would give up if he had the chance to scold the second dog.
? This is impossible.
"Xiao Bai, I'm not a human, but you are a real dog." Of course Ergou knew what Xiao Bai meant. Damn, I'm not your pet.
"Young Master, this dog of yours must be a special spiritual pet." The waiter was filled with joy when Xiao Bai handed over the spiritual stone. His eyes narrowed with joy and he no longer called Xiao Bai Guest Officer, but directly called him Young Master.
This young man is still good. Not only is he good-tempered, he will not retaliate no matter how much his pet scolds him, but he is also generous and does not look like a dandy at all.
Let’s look at this young man’s spiritual pet. The gap is too big. They say dogs follow their masters, but this dog doesn’t follow its master at all. It only curses when it opens or shuts its mouth.
As a result, the waiter didn't feel too angry about Ergou after Xiao Bai gave him a tip. He turned around and walked to the counter to calculate the bill for Xiao Bai, "Sir, how many days will you stay?"
"Let's stay for seven days first." Xiao Bai thought for a while and said, after all, no trace of Xue Sisi and the others has been found so far, so now we can only wait here.
"Okay, sir, do you still have any requirements for meals and other aspects? If not, I will sum up the total consumption for you now." The waiter asked again.
"Dine, of course." Xiao Bai answered the question about dining very quickly. He was not active in eating and had something wrong with his brain.
"Because your consumption level has reached a certain level, we have free single rooms and higher services here, so please follow me." The waiter walked out of the counter and prepared to lead the way.
"There is no need for a single room. Let's eat outside. The scenery outside is better." Xiao Bai refused the advantage of a single room. After all, he had just arrived at the Zhu Ling Dynasty and didn't know many things, so he had to inquire outside.
Ask for information.
"Okay, young master, if you don't want a private room, we will provide corresponding food to offset the cost of the single room." The waiter feels more and more that Xiao Bai and the others are noble. If you look at other young masters of the same generation, they are all arrogant.
They regard themselves as aloof and disdain to associate with these common people. They all have looks that look down upon by everyone. If their fathers hadn't been so awesome, they would have died on the street so many times with their desire to die.
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Xiao Bai nodded, and the waiter began to lead Xiao Bai and the three of them forward. While walking, Xiao Bai sighed again, "It's great to have money. Look at this attitude, how good it is, and the provision
A free private room, and free food if you don’t want a private room. The happiness of rich people is really beyond the imagination of ordinary people.”
Xiao Bai and the others found a place near the window and sat down. "Sir, what do you need?" The waiter asked after seeing Xiao Bai and the others sitting down.
Xiao Bai and Nangong Yunmo had a standard sitting posture, but Ergou was different. They had to imitate how people sit, so they sat down on a stool, stepped back and pressed down, and put their front legs on the table. This made the waiter see.
It’s a head full of black lines, damn, how can any dog eat like this?
In fact, Ergou always sits in this posture when eating. In Xiao Bai's opinion, this sitting posture is really inelegant. Just because Ergou sits like this, everything that shouldn't be leaked out. Xiao Bai originally prepared several sets of pet costumes for Ergou.
, the size was just right, but Ergou didn’t accept Xiao Bai’s kindness at all.
When Ergou mentions that pet clothes, he wants to curse. I have never worn clothes in all my years in the world of gods, but if you ask me to wear them, I can bear to wear them. But what the hell do you mean by giving me a pink dress?
What's even more outrageous is to give him a green one. It's simply green and glowing. Isn't this clearly aimed at my second dog?
"Fifty portions of each of the best dishes in our restaurant will come first!" Xiao Bai tapped the table with his fingers and said, Damn, it's me who orders every time. Do you know this is embarrassing?
"Okay, sir, five...fifty portions each!?" the waiter said as if he suddenly got stuck. Did I hear you right? Fifty portions each.
Other diners eating here were also shocked. Some people looked at Xiao Bai and the others and looked wrong. Damn it, this is the reincarnation of a sacred pig. It is so delicious. Each of the most delicious dishes comes in fifty portions. This
After eating, you shouldn’t stretch the person alive to death?
Xiao Bai is used to these pig-looking looks. Damn it, I order the food every time. Ergou’s silly name is said to be about respecting teachers and seniors. It’s right to let seniors order food. This makes
Nangong Yunmo couldn't refute it. After all, respecting the teacher is very important in Dongli Continent.
It's just that the most people look at Xiao Bai with pig eyes every time. If this continues, Xiao Bai feels that he has truly become a celebrity. Then the main task "Become a celebrity in Dongli Continent." He may become a big star just by eating.
"Yes, it's fifty portions. It's just because my pet is very good at eating, so I asked for more. Don't worry, the money will not be short for you." Xiao Bai thought it would be better to pass the blame to Ergou. After all, people are really busy today.
There are a lot of them, Ergou, as a senior, should step forward to fight.
Sure enough, when Xiao Bai pushed the pot like this, the other people's eyes changed. I was shocked, and I said, no matter how much people can eat, there is no way they can eat it this way. It turns out that it is my own pet that can eat it.
But the way they looked at Ergou was even more strange. This dog was skinny and didn't look like it could eat. Could it be that its small body contained a big stomach?
"Xiao Bai really wants to slap you to death now." Ergou was not stupid. Of course, he felt that other people's eyes were staring directly at him.
"Damn, talking dog!"
"What kind of spiritual pet is this? It can actually speak."
"Not only can he talk, he can also curse."
"Why is this dog so incompetent?" Because Ergou suddenly started talking. After all, they had never heard of a talking dog, so they were all very curious and stared at Ergou, waiting for Ergou to continue talking.
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Ergou now feels a heavy burden on his shoulders. He now deeply understands the sentence: "The feeling of carrying a heavy burden is that a thousand people are eagerly waiting for every word you say."
Chapter completed!