Chapter 0211 The unknown sideshow of the school festival
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After sending away the crying crazy fat man Jun, Wang Dong sat in his seat with a helpless look on his face, looking at the back of the fat man who was running through tears with a hint of pity, and said, "This is not my fault, right."
Renzi, who was watching this scene behind the scenes, was already twitching with her belly over her smile. Although she knew that this was not kind, the Fatty Mr. went from angering accusing Wang Dong of being a liar to come back to his senses and found that it was his own expression that he had been alone for a lifetime and completely touched Renzi's laugh point.
"I want to test one too." This is a sweet-looking girl. She sat in front of Wang Dong, and then said with a cool look on her face: "Why do you think I am a woman?"
"Because you were so hungry in your previous life, hurry up and leave." Wang Dong rolled his eyes, then waved his hands impatiently at the girl, and said, "Do you really think I can't see that you tested me six times in the morning?"
"Your memory..." The girl was shocked. She was interspersed with all kinds of things, and in order not to be discovered, she even put on light makeup.
"You said you're all bored." Wang Dong rolled his eyes, waved his hand to the girl speechlessly, and said, "Go away now!"
Wang Dong, the woman, naturally met a soul-dant fuji girl he met when he went to Akihabara to buy a game. Why did she say it was soul-dant fuji...
Because Wang Dong was in her mind. From being arrogant and then being tempted, then being tempted, and being strong, to being black-bellied, all went all out once. But once! Attack! No!
Can you bear it? Can you bear it? Is it true? So Wang Dong sanctioned this fujokovic for love and justice - it was actually very simple. The fujokivic would use the rights of the adults if he wanted to buy Yu-dong. He waved his hand and bought it all.
Dirty adult! Gu Heng, this kind of adult method is the most annoying - you worked hard to save one dollar and two dollars for the card bag of Yu-game, and bought two bags. After I got it, I found that an adult came over and waved his hand and bought more than ten or twenty bags, and then made a lot of choices. It was simply unbearable!
"Wait! I will definitely help you find your true emperor!" Fugu Jiang patted Wang Dong's shoulder with a righteous look on his face. As a senior Fugu girl, seeing Wang Dong's treasure like a talent that cannot be described as the best, she could no longer control her heart.
"..." Wang Dong looked at Fugu Jiang's escape expressionlessly. Then, listening to the laughter of Renzi's ghost beast behind the scenes, his whole body turned pale. Ahhhhhh, only you can't forgive me!
"No...is it okay?" A young man next to him asked weakly as he looked at Wang Dong's expression that was about to die.
"It's okay, what do customers want to test? Is it divination? Or consultation?" Wang Dong waved his hand, raised his head, and asked at the young man wearing glasses in front of him who was a little pretty.
"That's right, I want to test my recent fortune." The man in glasses thought that he won five million in the lottery and found that he lost the same pain as the lottery.
"Fortune?" Wang Dong looked at the man in glasses in a strange way. He frowned and said, "It seems that you don't have any disaster stars shining."
"How is that possible!" The man in glasses was anxious at the time and said in tears: "My cell phone ringtone last month. Because it was fun, I set the sound of a baby crying. As a result, five days later, I happened to be constipated that day and I couldn't pull it out. I shouted loudly, but at this time the cell phone ringtone suddenly rang...and then I became famous!"
"Uh..." Wang Dong's mouth twitched, then looked at the expression of people around him twitching while covering his mouth and shoulders, and couldn't help but ask, "What else?"
"Last time I went to the beach to play, but I don't know which Soul Dan pulled a piece of shit on the beach and buried it again!" The man in glasses said with a lot of fire and growled: "I'm still running barefoot happily on the beach of hope!!"
"Puff~~" Wang Dong didn't laugh, but the onlookers and Renzi behind the scenes were already laughing so hard that tears were almost coming out. Hearing the crazy laughter, the man in glasses yelled aggrievedly: "Laugh! You still laugh at me! Anyway, I just wrote a love letter, the beginning name was: Hi~, and then the confession was written, without the name, the end of the love letter was: If you don't like me, please return it to me. As a result, I have used the love letter for six years! You continue to laugh!"
"Brother, why bother?" Wang Dong patted the man on the shoulder of the glasses with a pity, and then said: "In fact, what you shines is not the disaster star, but the tragedy star."
"Is there any difference?!" Glasses were shocked.
"Yes, the meaning of a disaster star is that the family is destroyed and the people are killed, and the blood is caused by blood." Wang Dong said calmly: "The tragic star is a small disaster, and the crying and laughing passes.
"...Damn it, should I be glad that I am a tragedy star?" The man with glasses twitched, looked at Wang Dong with distrust and said, "Are you sure?"
"Seventeen days ago, you were holding the boiling water that had just been boiled and ready to make tea. As a result, a fly stopped in your hand. You were thrusting your brain for a moment, thinking about scalding the fly to death, and then..." Wang Dong glanced at the man with his glasses tied his right left hand and said seriously: "Actually, the tragedy star also lowered your IQ, right?"
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" The man covered his face with tears in his eyes, crying so miserable and sad, "What should I do if I am a bad guy?"
"Cough, calm down." Wang Dong was helpless. Why did you, a big man, cry? He was silent for a while, and then said, "Actually, I think the best way is to go and watch a brain teaser for several months."
"Ah?" the man in glasses was stunned and asked, "What did you say?"
"I mean, watch a month's brain teaser." Wang Dong patted the man on the shoulder and said seriously: "The more childish the better."
Wang Dong's suggestion is a "live-brained" role. Judging from the story of the man with glasses, the ringtones of the mobile phone and the beach are obviously just bad luck. But love letters and boiling water are purely brainless.
You said you passed a love letter to someone else. After reading it, you will return it to you. If you take turns like this, no matter how beautiful the love letter is, it will be old, right? This guy has used it for six years! Six years of love letter... It's too old and too broken. Even if you like it, you won't agree to it even if you like it - is such a shabby love letter perfunctorily treating me? Reject!
And then... I was so stupid that I wanted to burn the flies on my hands with boiling water, and then pour them on my hands with boiling boiling water.
So Wang Dong decided to let the man with ingenious glasses go and take a look at the brain teasers, and at least he could move his already stiff thinking well so that he would not do such stupid things because of brain twitching again...
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When the first day of the academy festival ended, Wang Dong packed up his things. He walked behind the scenes of the divination shop and looked at Renzi who was covering his abdomen and gasping, saying, "Don't you have to laugh like this, right?"
"Ha...ha...but... it's really stupid." Renzi seemed to remember the previous divination incident. She hung the table in front of her desperately and said with a smile: "Hahaha, I didn't bring paper to the toilet. I planned to use five dollars to exchange for five yuan for five yuan. As a result, the coins given by others were too damaged hahaha!"
Wang Dong shook his head helplessly, rub Renzi's head and said, "Okay Renzi, it's time to prepare for the college festival."
"Okay." Renzi nodded. Then he connected directly with Wang Dong, watching the time in the lower right corner gradually reaching after 5:30...
"!"
After waiting for about half an hour, more than forty members had gathered in front of him. Renzi sat on Wang Dong's shoulder and said loudly: "November ago, the King of Yellow and the King of Purple wanted me to leave. Thanks to the help of Honglian, I escaped that disaster, but the attack was beyond doubt! Can we bear it!"
"cannot!"
"Others sneak attacked the king! Can you avoid fighting?"
"cannot!!"
"The Yellow King even used despicable means to make Cherry framed and leave the field! Can we forgive the despicable clown of the Yellow King!?"
"cannot!!!"
"The Purple King leads seven or eight subordinates to siege and attack Honglian, the most important knight in our solar prominence! Can you just forget it like this!?"
"cannot!!!!"
"This time, our target is the King of Yellow!" Renzi said with anger: "Target, let the King of Yellow, exit!!"
"Exit! Exit! Exit!!! Exit!!!"
Accompanied by the roars of the members of the Solar Prominence Legion, Renzi led the members of the Legion toward the Akihabara of the Yellow Legion.
This kind of big move can naturally be hidden from others, so soon, a few people stopped in front of the team.
"Sure enough, what's the point of doing you guys?" Renzi sneered, looking at the two figures blocking the front of his legion, and asked.
", do you know what you are doing?" said seriously: "We are solid color seven..."
Before he could finish his words, Renzi was interrupted angrily: "Let me see it clearly!"
As he said that, Renzi played the video of the attack of the Yellow King and the video of the Purple King sneak attacking the Wang Dong at one time, and then shouted: "Who is the one who is in front of the scene first? Don't think we are really easy to bully! Ha, it's not a pity for us to fight!"
Renzi's words are not a joke at all. In terms of high-end combat power, Wang Dong can fight one and two. With Renzi and Hei Xueji, this side is equivalent to having 4 king-level combat power!
Chapter completed!