Chapter 2304 Wang Dong's mouth cannon (1)
the next day.
morning.
After everyone woke up, Ais, Finn and Kirito were completing the morning exercise task arranged by Wang Dong, so they did not participate in the shopping trip.
This time, besides Wang Dong, only Bell, Hestia (who could not live or die with Bell), Lily, Welf and others were left.
After the shopping of this group of people ended, Ais and his friends' morning exercises were almost over, and they happened to go take a shower together.
The perfect plan undoubtedly shows the author's wit. Misaka 16666 is right! Humph!
But...ah ahem, this morning exercise trip was not so "wonderful."
"This... this... just such a thorn stone actually costs 13,000 Wallis!?" Welfe shouted in disbelief, holding a thorn stone that was not much bigger than his finger, "How is that possible!"
"This ragged bag actually costs 20,000 Wallis!? It's too lawless!" Lily screamed with a blue face. The magic-turned tail behind her had completely stood up, and it looked completely furious.
"I won't force it if you don't want it." A short and fat man (dwarf) with a dirty face lay lazily on a sofa made of several tattered pillows that had been sewn several times, and said indifferently.
"But... damn..." Lily was so angry that she was trembling all over, and her tail was standing tall behind her, and she was about to hit someone.
"Ah haha, I know why the Rocky family and we all have to camp in the forest?" Wang Dong laughed. He stretched out his hand and rubbed Lily's head, and said, "Because the hotels here are so expensive, on the ground, two hundred Wallis houses for one night, there are tens of thousands of Wallis here, tsk."
"So...so terrible..." Lily shook all over. The residents of the eighteenth class were too...unintentional!?
"Well, they also put their heads on their belts to make bad money, and..." Wang Dong couldn't help but let out a contemptuous laugh and said, "Who would come here to be a profiteer with real backbone adventurers? They are just a group of decadent scum, so there is no need to care about it."
"Hey, you kid-" It seemed that he was hurt by Wang Dong's words. The dwarf shop owner was so angry that he sat up from the sofa-oh no, this was not the sofa, it was just a pillow stuffed with a tattered wooden chair in the backrest. Then he quickly snatched the backpack from Lily, even if he gave it to others, others would despise it too shabby and shouted: "I won't sell it anymore, get out!"
"Master Wang Dong--" Lily looked at Wang Dong pitifully and said, "The backpack is a necessity to return to the ground..."
"Don't worry, I'll bring you here just to let you know what kind of things are in the town on the 18th floor." Wang Dong smiled and rubbed Lily's head, and said softly: "I've prepared the backpack for you."
Not to mention so many supporters from the Rocky family, it is fine to stuff a little something to free up a backpack. There are more than a dozen empty backpacks in Yui's space alone.
It can be called a department store.
"You can come here together, just give you a piece of thorns." Wang Dong waved to Welf, then yawned and raised a middle finger to the owner of the prodigal businessman fat shop, and sneered: "The broken thing is still a bit of a terrible thing. I don't care about it, I'm mentally retarded."
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After realizing the scary consumption level in the town, no one bought anything.
During this period, although Hestia was about to buy a bottle of perfume, Wang Dong glanced at the ground, and added a "zero" price behind it, and said lightly not far from Hestia: "Oh, it turns out that Bell likes girls who are diligent in the family and do not waste money!"
Then, Wang Dong smiled and left the town with everyone while the female shop owner was about to release Amaterasu's eyes.
Next is the bath time for welfare. According to the normal animation direction, there will definitely be welfare scenes here, and there will be inexplicable holy light and obstruction, so...
So don't think about it.
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Looking at the female team - Aes, Tiona, Tione, Asfi, Hitachi Chikura, Yamato Min, Hestia, Lily, Shatilaisa, Xue, Shiko Kasumi, Eriri, Yuki, Asuna, Xiao Youhua, Yue Yongge and Elizabeth - the back of the bathhouse, Wang Dong smiled and reached out and grabbed...
Hermes' collar.
"Sir, where are you going?" Wang Dong looked at Hermes with a gentle expression, but the aura that seemed like an evil ghost in his smiling eyes made Hermes turn away guiltily and said, "Well, take a look?"
"Huo..." Wang Dong raised his eyebrows, then patted his shoulder with a smile, and said, "Sir, you should take a break. If you are discovered by peeping, Lord Athena's anger..."
"..." When Hermes heard this, he immediately raised his head silently, looked at the bright ceiling, and sighed.
Right, Athena's anger can't afford to offend, or to offend.
"In addition, the red hair over there-" At this time, Wang Dong waved to Welf, who was sitting aside, and said, "Come here."
"...Me?" Welf stood up with a confused look on his face and followed Wang Dong over.
"You go to the cliff over there first, I'll find you later." Wang Dong pointed to a cliff a hundred meters away, then turned around and got into the tent, leaving Welf, who was full of confusion.
Holding the sun, what is this going on? Could it be to prepare... to hit someone!? Wow, no, you got this boss somewhere?
I have to say that Wang Dong's behavior of taking action last night left a deep impression on Welf.
After hesitating for 0:5 seconds, Welf decided to obey his heart and walked towards the cliff that Wang Dong pointed to.
After waiting in place for more than ten seconds, Wang Dong, carrying a long strip of things wrapped in cloth, walked over.
"Originally, Hestia should have said this to you, but after I knew it, I wanted to say something to you, so I'll do it." Wang Dong pointed to the stone beside him and said, "Sit down."
"What do you want to say?" Welfe sat down with a frown and said in confusion.
"Welf Crozo." Wang Dong also sat down slowly, then threw the thing behind him to Welf, and said, "I hope you can do two things if I say next."
"Where are two points?" Welfe caught the thing and asked back.
"First point, you must sit in place, listen to me, you are not allowed to escape." Wang Dong patted his knees and grinned and said, "Second point, you must respond. Don't shut up like a dead person and don't talk, OK?"
"I understand." Welf took a deep breath, and then said calmly: "If you have something to do, tell me."
"OK." Wang Dong nodded, then pointed to the thing in his hand and said, "Is this a magic sword?"
"...Yes." As one of the people who can forge the magic sword, Welf knew that it was a magic sword the first time he touched this weapon.
"From my understanding, you should be one of the forgeators who can create magic swords, right?"
"right."
"Then why, when you are attacked, you can't take out a magic sword? I mean, if you can take out a magic sword when you are attacked on the thirteenth level and use the damage of the magic sword to break through, your chances of survival will be much higher, right?"
"I will never create a magic sword!"
"Why?"
"Because..." Welf angrily said what he had said to Bell before again, and then looked sacred and cold, and said, "I hate the magic sword."
"Swish, shits, shits, shits—" Wang Dong covered his mouth and let out a series of sneers. This unconcealed contemptuous laugh made Welf's expression froze at that time.
"What do you mean?"
"What does it mean? I feel that what you said is really ridiculous."
"Where is ridiculous?"
"First of all, according to your statement and my understanding, the magic sword is like a consumable that can be used for a certain number of times, right?"
"That's right! It's because it's a consumable that I can't stand it!"
"Ahh, I know I know that I can't stand it and will leave your weapon sooner or later, right? Then let's change the method, what if we forge the magic sword into the shape of the scroll?"
"What's the meaning?"
"Well, in my understanding, there is something called a magic scroll. It seals magic in parchment or other paper, and then tear the scroll opens it when necessary and it can release magic."
“… Does this thing really exist?”
"Not to say whether it exists or not, just say, if there is such a thing, will you use it?"
"meeting."
"Why can you easily destroy the scroll, but you can't destroy the weapon? Because the word 'weapon' has a high position in your heart, right?"
"That's right!"
It's like there is an animation called the humanoid computer angel heart - if this "computer" called "Xiaoji" uses a ball as the carrier, or is it simply an ugly middle-aged woman, will there be any subsequent development?
It does not exist.
"So, your judgment of things is because of the appearance, right? Because the appearance of the magic sword is a sword and a weapon, it is a bad thing for your mission to have a magic sword."
"It's not like this! Weapons, weapons are the ones that should always be with their owner..."
"Don't be stupid."
Wang Dong interrupted him.
"What's the meaning?"
Chapter completed!