Chapter 31 The name storm, He Lao's eye disease!
"Haha, be humorous, students, don't care too much," Mr. He smiled embarrassedly.
His eyes are naturally astigmatized, similar to the cross-eyed eyes in the mouths of the world, so he is not very accurate in seeing things.
Upon hearing this, Tao Zhe could only sit down unwillingly.
"Brother Tao, don't be too worried, the name is just wrong," Lin Kun comforted him.
"The one below is, wooden stick, Zhao Ritian, Lin Danda"!
"What"!
"Ha ha ha ha"!
Everyone was already laughing crazy. Bai Ling covered her stomach until her stomach hurt and tears burst out.
Lian Zhan Wuque couldn't help but smile.
Lin Kun, who was whispering to comfort Tao Zhe, suddenly stiffened his body and slowly raised his head, with an expression that was even worse than crying.
"Teacher, my name is Lin Kun, not Mu Jian." Lin Kun was so angry that he trembled all over. This is not the first time. The situation of the last time he named the name was exactly the same as today, which made him lose all his face!
"Teacher He, my name is Zhao Hao, not Zhao Ritian"!
"Teacher He, my name is Chu Zhongtian, not Lin Danda"!
The three of them stood up, their faces pale. If Mr. He had not had a strong background and was extremely qualified in the academy, they would have left on the spot!
"Haha, three classmates, I am clumsy in my eyes and are born with incompleteness, so don't be surprised." Mr. He apologized in public, and he could see that he was helpless.
The three of them looked stunned. Mr. He and his identity all apologized to the younger generation in public. What else could they say? They could only sit down dejectedly.
"The following classmate, this, this," Mr. He picked up the list and looked carefully again and again, and finally shouted uncertainly:
"Playing with my bird? Who plays with my bird"??
"Playing with my bird? Hahaha, this is a new classmate, what a weird name?"
There were really more and more waves. Everyone finally held back their laughter, but now they broke out completely and were out of control.
Especially the few people who were read the wrong name before almost laughed out loud, and the table was almost shot.
Lian Zhan Wuque shook his head.
"Don't laugh, don't laugh"!
Mr. He was trying hard to stop it, but unfortunately it was useless. There were laughter in and out of the classroom.
The laughter lasted for a long time, and several girls even fainted from laughing.
At this moment, a thin girl slowly stood up from a corner of the classroom, with a hint of grievance in her eyes.
"Teacher He, my name is Wang Yuange, not play with me"!
Old He looked very embarrassed for a moment and apologized repeatedly.
After that, he picked up the list and looked carefully several times, and shouted with uncertainty:
"Pig manure, beast, donkey"?
Everyone laughed again, and many of them were laughing until they couldn't stand up.
The three boys immediately stood up and retorted loudly.
"Teacher, my name is Zhu Migong, it's not pig manure"!
"Teacher, my name is Xuan Tiansheng, and I'm not a beast."
"Teacher, my name is Mahu, not Du"!
The three of them were angry and laughed.
"Forget it, you can introduce yourself." Mr. He was helpless. If this continues, he will not be able to take this lesson.
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In a blink of an eye, all the people present, except Zhan Wuque, have been introduced.
Zhan Wuque slowly stood up, glanced around for a while, with a calm expression and said lightly: "My name is Zhan Wuque"!
The expression is as light as the wind, the posture is as steady as the mountain, and the voice is as misty as the clouds.
Everyone couldn't help but sigh in their hearts, what a handsome young man.
After his rebirth, Zhan Wuque always had a sense of indifference and confidence that others did not have, coupled with his slender figure and angular facial features, for a moment, many girls in the classroom kept secretly moving.
"What's so cool about a martial artist's fifth-level waste?"
Lin Kun's eyes were red with jealous eyes.
But he didn't know that Zhan Wuque was now the eighth level of a martial artist. He could beat Lin Kun just by relying on his body's energy, let alone his powerful body that could compete with third-level monsters.
There was a class in the morning, and Mr. He mainly talked about some of the cultivation experiences of the martial arts realm.
Zhan Wuque couldn't help but nodded slightly after hearing this. Judging from his knowledge, what Mr. He said was pretty good and barely attracted to him, but for him, it was a waste of time.
After the course, Mr. He packed up his textbooks and left directly.
Zhan Wuque's eyes flashed and he followed.
Bai Ling was about to say hello to Zhan Wuque, but when he saw him chasing Mr. He, he couldn't help but stand there, "What are you going to find Teacher He?"
After Mr. He left the classroom, he turned left and right, and soon arrived at a remote courtyard.
"This classmate has followed me all the way, probably because he had any questions in class, right?" Mr. He stopped and looked back at Zhan Wuque.
He was quite impressed by the boy in front of him. When he was laughing in the hall just now, only Zhan Wuque looked calm from beginning to end, and his brief and powerful self-introduction, and his calm and confident attitude also impressed him.
"Come in and talk," Mr. He smiled slightly.
Zhan Wuque nodded and walked in with Mr. He.
"I can cure your eye disease."
As soon as he sat down, Zhan Wuque spoke directly.
Old He couldn't help but shake his hand, and the tea spilled all over the floor, and he forced a smile and said, "Classmate is kidding."
But I was extremely unbelievable. He was born with eye disease, so it was not possible to cure it by human resources. I am afraid that only the rumored miracle doctor could do it.
Zhan Wuque looked calm. Old He's reaction was as expected, and he just spoke lightly: "Every moon night, at three o'clock in the afternoon, there was a burning sensation at three inches of the pipa bone, and the Qihai acupoint was unbearable."
"How did you know?"
Boss He was shocked.
Others only think that he is born with eye disease and has low cultivation, so he only teaches theoretical courses in the college. However, the real reason is that he suffered severe injuries in his early years and his injuries are difficult to heal, so he cannot fight with others.
Old He's face was a little gloomy and unstable. He never told others about the injuries on his body. How did the boy in front of him know? Could it be that he is really a teenage miracle doctor?
"How, if Mr. He believes in me, your eye disease will be cured in just a moment." Zhan Wuque spoke lightly, with strong confidence.
Mr. He couldn't help but he began to hesitate, but he was also very human. He quickly made up his mind and spoke solemnly: "If I can cure my hidden illness, I will definitely be punished."
Zhan Wuque nodded slightly. He was not a good person. Although Mr. He was not powerful in front of him, with the strength of his God of War, he could still vaguely see that Mr. He was once powerful, and he was probably not far from Emperor Wu.
"Close your eyes and take three deep breaths." Zhan Wuque stood up and came to Old He and said calmly.
Chapter completed!