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107 Ye Yifeng Can't?

Lyon almost failed to play as a threatening attack in the last moment and the game ended.
Monaco beat Lyon 3:2 away!
Ranieri shook hands with Garder with a cold expression.
I was really annoyed by Lyon's "barbaric" performance!
Ye Yifeng was about to enter the player channel, but James Rodriguez reminded him that he could take away the game and keep it as a souvenir.
If it weren't for some discomfort on his shoulders, Ye Yifeng would probably have forgotten this.
He hurried back to the court and shook hands with the referee team and took away the game ball.
The atmosphere in the locker room was pleasant, and Ye Yifeng was used by the team doctor to move his shoulders with professional techniques, and he felt a little more comfortable.
The team doctor believed that he might have had a slight contusion and reacted a little too heavily due to touching the joint.
If it is joint dislocation, the situation will be very serious and the movement is absolutely limited now.
Ye Yifeng will be relieved for the time being. If he goes back to rest for one night and does not improve tomorrow, he will go to film.
After he came out of the shower, he found that the game ball was placed on the stool in front of the closet he used.
Some teammates have signed their names on it, and some even have a smile on their faces.
James Rodriguez came over and hugged Ye Yifeng and took a selfie with his cell phone.
He then posted a new update on social media.
"My brother can do everything except to have children."
......
Ye Yifeng suffered from insomnia.
Although the pain in his shoulders was relieved, it still hurts when under pressure, which made him feel uncomfortable even if he was lying flat on the bed.
Tang Mo got up and put on his pajamas and leaned against the head of the bed, letting him lie on his side on his head and rest his thighs. She covered him with a quilt and gently massaged him slowly and gently under the quilt.
Ye Yifeng, who was covered with a quilt and only exposed his head and was pillowing Tang Mo's thighs outside, smelling the fragrance on her body. His right arm was pressed down by himself and could not move. As soon as his left arm moved, he was immediately stopped by Tang Mo.
"Don't use any bad ideas!"
Ye Yifeng curled his lips, and he was indeed distracted.
Tang Mo knew that he probably couldn't sleep now, so he simply sent him a new script.
"Darling, you have to rest when you are injured. The agents who are chasing us will find this place tomorrow and we will leave tomorrow."
Ye Yifeng's eyes rolled.
Oh, the desperate mandarin duck?
How to solve this problem?
I don’t know how long it took Ye Yifeng to fall asleep in a daze.
Until he woke up the next day, Tang Mo had almost never changed his position, but just put an extra pillow on his waist.
......
Monaco won, and Paris Saint-Germain won.
French media focused on Monaco's away defeat to Lyon, and Ye Yifeng's final goal in the game was also played continuously by the sports station during the advertising period!
Paris Saint-Germain resumes sexual training after the afternoon game.
Although Paris Saint-Germain only leads Monaco by 1 point, the team seems to not feel the pressure overall. There are still 9 rounds of the league. They believe that Paris Saint-Germain will win the league championship trophy at the end of the season.
If there is another result, it must be: Paris Saint-Germain won the championship ahead of schedule!
Therefore, even their players spoke light and had a strong tone when talking about Ye Yifeng who made the headlines.
French media will compare the similar goals of Ye Yifeng and Ibrahimovic in Ajax ten years ago.
Brazilian full-back Maxwell, who once worked with Ibrahimovic in Ajax, Inter Milan, and Barcelona, ​​and now he is a teammate at Paris Saint-Germain, smiled at Ibrahimovic during training break: "It seems that the boy Monaco is secretly imitating you. First, the scorpion swung his tail, and then several people in a row. Haha, maybe he will ask you for a jersey next time."
Ibrahimovic said disdainfully: "Hmph, I'm the ones that I play with."
Maxville laughed.
"He is really incredible, after all, he is only 21 years old."
After saying that, Maxville ran to train again.
Ibrahimovic had just taken steps but looked thoughtful.
Even though he was behind Ye Yifeng 2 goals in the scorer list, he didn't take it seriously.
He is confident of finishing the takeover at the end of the season.
Even if you can't overtake it doesn't matter.
As the main center of the French Ligue 1 flagship, he has to fight on multiple fronts after all.
Different teams play for, but different situations and competitions are faced with different situations.
Just like Aubameyang was second in the scorer list last season, Paris Saint-Germain's left winger Laviz scored 3 goals in the league.
But Paris Saint-Germain did not intercept the situation when he watched Aubameyang go to Dortmund. The reason was that the roles were different, and the competition, intensity and situation they faced were different.
More than 80% of Aubameyang scored with a counterattack and took advantage of his speed, and Saint-Etienne had the confidence to play and defend against the counterattack.
Paris Saint-Germain plays tough battles every day, so how can there be so much space for players to play their speed advantage?
Otherwise, Meinei wouldn't have been so cold in Prince Park.
Therefore, the number of goals cannot fully measure the positioning and true value of a striker.
Some forwards can only survive in mid- and lower-level teams. Even if they score well, they will be beaten back to their original form if they are in a strong team.
Every year, some forwards bought by wealthy and strong teams from small teams have become parallel products. There are problems with team incompatibility, but there are factors that lack the ability of the players themselves.
Ibrahimovic just suddenly thought of what Maxville said.
Ye Yifeng, 21 years old.
He was 22 years old when he was in Ajax ten years ago.
......
Ye Yifeng's shoulder injury improved, but the training could not be carried out. Ranieri asked him to rest for three days. Every day, benedict gave him tactical lessons in the club in addition to physical therapy.
If it were coaches from other countries, I'm afraid they wouldn't have done this in an extravagant way.
But the Italian coach can really talk about tactics to you forever!
Ye Yifeng was not at all resistant.
After coming to Monaco, his understanding of football and his direction of improvement have a new rhythm.
Body, technology, and tactics need to be improved simultaneously, and none of them are missing.
For several days, when Ye Yifeng returned home, he would be secretly watched by Tang Mo with a smile on his face.
When he looked at it, Tang Mo's expression returned to normal and looked away as if nothing had happened.
The day before the weekend game day, Ye Yifeng found that Tang Mo was almost laughing when he was secretly looking at him. Ye Yifeng used his trump card and blocked her on the sofa in the living room and spanked and tortured her to confess!
Tang Mo then blushed and revealed the truth.
Chinese fans now suspect Ye Yifeng is not good!
Not on the court!
It's because of the fertility function!
Ye Yifeng saw on the computer that a large number of fans on Weibo left messages to him on the backstage.
There are so many enthusiastic people.
A drug seller.
As a medical guard.
There is psychological comfort.
There are actually recommended small movie websites!
The latest update posted on his Weibo is a picture carefully produced by Tang Mo.
In the picture, Ye Yifeng has both arms in front of him, posing in a cross-handed posture, which is the first half of his celebration after scoring his second goal at the Gerland Stadium. His personal image is added with a shadow effect, which is both mysterious and visually impactful!
There are three small pictures of him scoring the ball above his head.
Below is the record of the game time, the opponents and the scores.
There are four big words: hat trick!
I have to say that although Tang Mo is not a professional artist, this picture can be used as a promotional poster with a slight modification.
There are not many pictures posted on Ye Yifeng’s Weibo, but each one can be used as a desktop background or downloaded and collected directly.
This is not the point.
The focus is on the popular comments below.
"I finally understand why Ye Yifeng is so focused and self-disciplined. Alas, without any fun and focusing on football, his achievements are limitless!"
"Brother, he may be infertile, which does not necessarily mean he is powerless!"
"Medical science is so advanced now, Ye Yifeng, don't give up treatment!"
"What a jealous talent! Why is it so cruel? Why is it to make him incomplete?"
"It's a bit crooked! I think he can adopt a child of his own in the future!"
"Do you guys have a owed IQ? He is only 21 years old! If he had been diagnosed so early, would he have to have a girlfriend first? Does he have a girlfriend?"
"Are you ignorant? He has a girlfriend. I've seen photos. They are pretty. Oh, it's a pity."
"Is it her girlfriend who revealed that he can't have a baby?"
......
Ye Yifeng's facial muscles trembled slightly, and he turned his head to look at Tang Mo who was already bulging his cheeks and laughing out loud.
"Who am I so angry with? Is this a slander? Can you call the police?"
Tang Mo nodded quickly and said, "Well, you can call the police. Should we call the police in France or in China?"
Ye Yifeng was stunned and asked back: "What did the French do? Media?"
"Does the Colombians!"
"Columbia...will you want to tell me?"
"Yeah, you guessed it right!"
"Hames doesn't look like a vengeful person. He didn't feel relieved when he accidentally scared him last time."
"Actually he is praising you."
Ye Yifeng widened his eyes and asked, "Is there anyone who praises people like this? Is it okay to praise people for being infertile? "
Tang Mo used the web page a few times with his mouse, and then pointed to the updates posted by James Rodriguez on social media, which were several days ago.
"My brother can do everything except to have children."
Ye Yifeng looked at the dynamic.
Nothing wrong!
But he understood instantly.
The wind blowing from Europe has changed its flavor across continents and China, which travels across Asia!
This is indeed the process.
Originally, a small number of people just copied James Rodriguez's praise for Ye Yifeng, but after it was spread, it gradually became incomplete.
First of all, there was no photo of the two in the locker room of the Gerland Stadium.
Lost the background of the game.
Secondly, the first half of the sentence was omitted, and the name of the protagonist Ye Yifeng was added.
It became: Ye Yifeng can’t give birth to a child!
Otherwise, how could Chinese be profound and profound?
Such a simple sentence can definitely be interpreted with many meanings!
And most people are happy to speculate from the perspective that Ye Yifeng has functional disorders!
Ye Yifeng wants to cry!
The adult world is too complicated!
I really want to go back to kindergarten.
Kindergarten children must know: Of course men cannot have children!
That's mom's job!
Ye Yifeng looked at Tang Mo and asked in confusion: "You just let them talk about me like this? Can't you defend me?"
Tang Mo lowered his head slightly and pouted and whispered: "I don't know it will become such a hot topic... Besides, how can I defend you?
What is said to be a cover-up in the eyes of outsiders?
Seeing is true, do you want to make a small movie to prove your ability to change careers and become the protagonist?”
As she said that, her face turned red again, even her ears turned red.
If Ye Yifeng hadn't been in a bad mood, he would have been unable to help but hug Tang Mo and chew him.
"What you said seems to make sense. No one believes anything I said myself. Oh, then I won't care!"
In fact, as long as it does not affect his business and family, he really has no patience with other things.
Tang Mo said, "It's not okay if I don't care. These two days, my parents have secretly called me to ask me... The original words were to ask me if I was wronged.
If I hadn't explained it, my mom would have been going to ask you for a Chinese medicine prescription."
"Whose father and mother?"
"Your parents."
I fucking!
I was about to let go of it a second ago, but now I am about to explode!
"What should I do now? Call the police? Let the police follow the Internet cable to arrest the rumor-stage spreaders?"
Tang Mo was amused and cried, saying, "How can this work? I plan to make a simple copy tonight, copy Hames' original text, and then ask some domestic media to help post it on social media to warn those who set the pace.
At least we should make clear the whole story. Even if someone takes this matter to the point, it will be more just a joke and don’t take it seriously."
Ye Yifeng felt it was a solution when he heard this.
Chapter completed!
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