Chapter 107 He played gg
Dorothy panicked.
When her hands were pinned to the ground by Shang Zegong, she realized that although she usually kept telling dirty jokes, when this kind of thing was really going to happen to her, she found that she was not prepared at all.
Although she didn't hate Shangze Palace, it wouldn't matter even if she gave her her first time, but in Dorothy's imagination, her first time must be with her husband in the presence of the gods.
, I only dedicated it on the night of the wedding, not on the tatami of a small rental house like this!
The gap between imagination and reality is too big!
"Believer, what do you want to do? I'm warning you, everything you do to me will be watched by the gods!" Dorothy shouted inwardly.
"Aren't you a god?" Shang Zegong replied nonchalantly.
"I'm talking about asxs. Goddess, you know, if you do that kind of thing to me, my existence may disappear, which is 404! By then, you will never see me again.
!" Dorothy threatened, "If you want me to disappear, just do it!"
Kamizawa Palace smiled frivolously: ".asxs. How can a goddess be so strict? You are in this world now, maybe she doesn't care about you at all?"
"..." Is this guy so lustful that he is really prepared to do that kind of thing to himself?
Dorothy turned away, her face turned red, and her voice was thin and weak: "This is my first time, please be gentle."
At first, Kamizawa Gong just wanted to make a joke to make her feel the danger. She should not be careless in front of him all day long, otherwise she would take it seriously.
However, it was then that he realized that Dorothy was also an extraordinary and beautiful girl, and her endearing expression reminded Kamizawa Miya of Yuxia.
The next moment, Shang Zegong flicked Dorothy's forehead hard and stood up: "What are you thinking, I was just joking, do you think I would really do that?
I just want you to be more restrained. After all, I am a boy. Even if I have good self-control, I will be unable to hold back sooner or later."
"It hurts!" Dorothy rubbed her head, looked at Shangze Palace, and found that his eyes were indeed very clear, and said angrily, "You should stop making such jokes! You know, not everyone
The gods are as easy to talk to as I am! You know King Zhou of China during the Shang Dynasty, he was destroyed by the stingy Nuwa just because he wanted to insult the gods!"
Dorothy is talking about the story of Fengshen Romance. King Zhou of Shang insulted Nuwa for writing obscene poems. Nuwa was angry, and later sent the vixen Daji to seduce King Zhou, making him wanton and extravagant, which later caused the change of dynasties.
, the myth of Fengshenyanyi.
Dorothy paused for a moment while speaking. She looked up and down at Shangze Palace with strange eyes, and smiled maliciously: "I understand, the two of us have always been in the same small room. In this case, you
It will inevitably feel awkward. Honestly, are you looking at my body?"
"...It is against the law to attack people with disabilities." Uesawa Palace responded, "I'm not that horny yet."
"I'm not happy what you said!" Dorothy opened her sportswear top, revealing her white and smooth belly, and said arrogantly, "Come on, I'm right here, come face to face with me!
"
Shang Zegong looked at her body with a look of pity in his eyes.
"I'm sorry, I didn't expect that the decadent capitalist class would drive a god from another world crazy to such an extent. Sure enough, capitalism harms people..."
"Hey, what are you talking about?" Dorothy shouted dissatisfied.
After a moment, Dorothy whispered, "I'm serious, if you really feel unwell, I may be able to help you with my hands. I am a god, and I will care about everything about my believers...
The same goes for physiological needs.”
Dorothy's words reminded Shang Zegong of the scene in the book, and his blood surged a little. However, he still shook his head and said: "...Don't worry, this kind of thing is too difficult for you.
It’s also very dangerous, what if I really get a 404?”
"Obviously you said you don't care just now..." Dorothy muttered dissatisfiedly and suggested, "Then why don't I hide in the bathroom now, and you can open the hidden folder in your computer and put it in
Find the videos you saved there, no matter what you do, I’ll pretend you don’t know anything!”
Dorothy stood up with a red face, went to the inner room, picked up Yue Banchi who had put her on the bed, and handed it to Shangzagong tremblingly: "If boys want to generate their own electricity, don't they need power generation materials?
Use this..."
What Dorothy brought to Shang Zegong was a cheap item from a convenience store that cost 200 yuan a piece. Only elderly aunts and people with financial difficulties would buy this kind of clothes once a month. Seeing this, Shangze Gong
My heart softened and I couldn't think of any distracting thoughts anymore.
"No need. You know, besides generating electricity, there is another way for boys to vent their desires." Uesawa Miya picked up the handbag he had placed at the door, sat next to the TV, and took out a plastic plate.
, waved at her, "That's a game."
The cover of the CD in Uesawa Miya's hands showed a zombie and two men and a woman holding guns.
Dorothy read out the words above word by word: ""Resident Evil 3: Remake"? Is this the game you just bought?"
"Yes, it was released a few days ago. I never had time to buy it, so I bought it in Akihabara today." Uesawa Palace said as he took apart the disc.
Dorothy blinked in shock, and only realized it when Uesawa Miya put the disc into PS4 and started reading it. She completely forgot about the ambiguous atmosphere just now, and shouted dissatisfied: "It's already this time, you still have it.
Money to buy games!? You spendthrift! Have you ever considered that I only get a little money after working hard every day on live streaming!"
"If we follow Maslow's hierarchy of needs theory, buying games is closely related to the needs of belonging and love, respect, and self-actualization, and can completely replace the lowest physiological needs."
Uesawa Palace ignored Dorothy's words and said with some reluctance, "Damn it, if I didn't have money, I should buy the collector's edition!"
In addition to the physical disc, the collector's edition also comes with a soundtrack, a setting collection, a map, and more, and of course the most important thing is the "Gill" figure.
Like his predecessor, Uesawa Miya has a collecting habit. Now he is very unwilling to be unable to buy collector's editions due to lack of money.
Dorothy wanted to say something to accuse him, but she stopped when she reached her lips and sighed helplessly: "Forget it, just buy it if you didn't buy "To the Gods Who Descend from Heaven"
If it’s a collector’s edition of the game “Faith”, it’s impossible for me to sign a contract with you.”
Anyway, he is playing games all day long, so just think that he bought these games for himself.
Dorothy thought this and felt a little more comfortable. She sniffed the increasingly faint fragrance in the kitchen and pulled Uesawa Miya up from the ground: "Okay, I'll play the game later and let it be installed first. Now let's eat."
Chapter completed!