Chapter 151 Gun Car Ball
After Dorothy's description, Shang Zegong looked at her with some surprise: "I didn't expect you to do such a good thing."
Dorothy snorted: "I don't want to do good things. Didn't I already say it? This is the territorial consciousness of the gods! How can there be such disgusting evil spirits where I am? I don't want it.
Let those nasty things get in my way!"
Even though Dorothy said this, didn't she still accept Teach?
Shang Zegong glanced at Tikki and found that it was glaring at Dorothy with its pair of green eyes, expressing its dissatisfaction.
This suddenly reminded Uesawa Gong of what he wanted to ask before: "By the way, Dorothy, how did you train Tikki, and why does it listen to you so much?"
"Hmph..." Dorothy snorted proudly, straightened her nose, and the next moment, a cry of "meow~" came from her mouth.
Uesawa Palace said speechlessly: "If you want to pretend to be a cat lady, at least put cat ears on your head and a cat tail on the back."
Dorothy glanced at Uesawa Palace with dissatisfaction: "Is this the only thing you can think of? I want to see Cat Lady go to the game by herself!"
She waved to Tiqi, "Tiqi, come here, meow."
Following Dorothy's words, Teach actually stood up and walked to Dorothy with reluctant steps.
"Squat down, meow."
Tikki squatted down on his butt.
"Get down, meow."
Teach fell to the ground.
"Roll over and relax, meow."
Tikki rolled around, his belly facing upwards, and his four feet relaxed in the air.
Seeing it like this, Uesawa Palace couldn't help but touch its belly. Tiqi showed a happy expression on his face, but the next moment he saw Dorothy looking at it with malicious eyes.
It immediately turned over and stood up, with all the cats standing on end.
It sensed hostility from Dorothy.
Kamizawa Gong looked up at Dorothy and asked, "Can you communicate with it in cat language?"
Hearing the word "meow" at the end of every sentence of Dorothy, Kamizawa Miya certainly understood that if Dorothy was not deliberately trying to be cute, then she was using cat language to communicate with Teach.
"So, I'm pretty good, right?" Dorothy said proudly, "To deal with this stupid cat, as long as I hold its lifeline, he's not at my mercy."
"What lifeline?"
"Of course it's food!" Dorothy picked up a bag of dried fish from the table nearby and said with a happy smile, "As long as I tell it that it can only eat if it completes my instructions, it won't obey me obediently.
if."
Shang Zegong said speechlessly: "It's a little bad for you to do this..."
"So what, only by working can you get food. This is the law that should be left to cats. Getting something for nothing will make people lazy and lazy. I am doing this for its own good!" Dorothy said confidently.
"You really have the nerve to say such things..." Uesawa Palace said contemptuously, "I don't know who eats me, drinks my food, and plays the games in my inventory every day."
"Hehe..." Dorothy threw a piece of dried fish to Teach as a reward for what she had just done, and quickly changed the subject, "By the way, believer, isn't your school holding a football competition tomorrow? You participated in it.
?"
Dorothy mentioned this matter in her conversation with Jianzi and Mengli.
Uesawa Palace nodded: "Well, I signed up for basketball."
Dorothy showed an "I understand" smile: "Anyway, you just like guns, cars, and balls."
In the gaming industry, gun racing and ball games generally refer to "shooting games, racing games and various ball games". These three games occupy a dominant position in the gaming industry.
And the "gun, cart and ball" that Dorothy talks about obviously doesn't mean this.
"You are the same, aren't you? You are playing shooting games every day now." Shang Zegong saw that this guy was talking in a pornographic manner again and immediately replied.
"But I don't play with cars or balls!" Dorothy said confidently.
"Haha... you drive a car, don't you watch enough football?" Uesawa Miyaxu said with eyes, "Don't think I don't know, you often search for pornographic pictures on Twitter, right?"
"How do you know!?" Dorothy screamed and quickly covered her phone, "You shouldn't have looked at my phone, right? We trust each other! Not to mention nine years, you can even endure it for nine days.
No more!"
"I didn't touch your phone." Uesawa Miya turned on his phone, opened Twitter and entered the follow list, and threw his phone to her, "I just followed you, you didn't even set your privacy settings.
You deserve to be told."
The world Dorothy lives in is a world where pornographic jokes are prohibited. Ordinary people cannot even have erotic thoughts. It is a world where thoughts are imprisoned.
After coming to this world, Dorothy discovered various videos and pictures on the Internet. Her first thought was shock, followed by ecstasy.
What a suitable soil for missionary work!
Dorothy follows many artists and cosplayers on Twitter, and most of her likes and comments are related to this.
Dorothy is also very firm in her stance, even the content she likes is all related to the Minotaur.
Her behavior made Shangze Palace feel a little complicated. She was a pure love warrior, but now she had to live in the same room with a minotaur goddess...
Dorothy took the phone, looked at the comments she had posted, and liked each one. Her face became redder and redder, she hugged her face and shouted, "The Internet is too abominable, can't we give people
A little privacy?"
Kamizawa Miya took the phone from her hand and showed a winning smile: "Now, are you still saying that you don't like guns, cars and football?"
Dorothy decisively gave up her position: "Who said this? I don't believe there are people in this world who don't like guns, cars, and football!"
Uesawa Palace was amused by the speed of her face change, and suddenly said: "Dorothy, as your punishment for me, do you want to go to school with me tomorrow?"
...
Early the next morning.
"Believer, do you really want me to go to school dressed like this?" Dorothy pouted, "I still prefer to stay at home and play games."
She is currently wearing a spare set of red sportswear from Kamizawa Palace. This is what she wore when she first came to the world and had no clothes to wear.
Now, when Shang Zegong asked her to go out, she would wear the same outfit.
"Do you really want to become a useless god?" Uesawa Miya was also wearing the same sportswear and flicked her forehead intimately, "Don't forget what I said to you."
"Tch, I get it. They just treat me as a humanoid surveillance camera anyway..." Dorothy put her hands in her pockets with a look of disgust on her face. She glanced at Teach, her eyes lit up and she said maliciously.
Chapter completed!