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Chapter 94 Since you want to shoot, it's better to shoot the bird saint two in one

Time passed quickly. On Christmas Eve, December 24, Xie Changhua and A Hong found a high-end theater to watch "A Good Life" which was released today.

This movie about a poor man suddenly getting rich, gambling and taking shortcuts to win money, a comedy, a ghost movie, a gambling movie, and a salty and wet movie has already captured the excitement of the audience during the preview, and it is also filming in front of the theater today.

Long queue.

As the movie started, the audience gradually became ambiguous. Couples began to move around, and there was a constant stream of annoying hums from below.

For boys, if a ticket costs more than 10 yuan, they should at least touch it and kiss it enough when they send it home. Of course, Xie Changhua is also such a layman, and he has gradually climbed to two peaks.

In just 5 minutes of opening, A Le first got into a fight with his wife, and then when she was scolded by outsiders, he immediately defended and scolded others. The man-in-law's expression instantly turned into a lovable one, which immediately made the audience laugh.

"Haha, I am like this too. Of course I am the only one who can scold my wife!"

"Yeah, but Ah Le is such a bitch, and Maomao actually plays the role of a man's wife. Now I think these two really look like adulterers. They are a perfect match!"

"Not bad, she's so mean. It's a shame I liked her before!"

As the plot progresses to the story of returning home after losing a bet, seeing a thief stealing something, catching the thief, and then the thief seizes the opportunity to counterattack, threaten, rob, and commit sex, the audience immediately bent over with laughter.

Here, Xie Changhua arranged for the landlord to leave first and then rush back to give a few instructions, so that the thief and the couple would fight each other, which added to the laughter.

"I can't help it anymore, how can I be caught and robbed by thieves!"

"Haha, I'm the same as you, but it's really exciting to think about the situation like this~"

When the two of them followed She Zaiming to the brothel, those words "Am I the biggest, am I the strongest, am I the longest" instantly made the experienced audience below laugh obscenely, and A Hong was even more ruthless.

He pinched Xie Changhua.

"Dead man, no wonder you don't want to go out to watch a movie with me today!"

"No, it was added by other screenwriters. I just gave the main structure and the lines added by other screenwriters. Ah Hong, you have to believe me!" Xie Changhua replied.

"Then you always ask me if I'm awesome!" A Hong blushed and hesitated, her face feeling a little hot.

Xie Changhua said without blushing or out of breath: "A man would ask this question, which shows that the screenwriter is great at writing lyrics and has a lot of life experience!"

"How do I know if what you said is true or false?"

“You’ll know it when you hear the laughter at the scene hasn’t stopped yet!”

After finally calming down A Hong, the atmosphere in the yizhuang became gloomy, causing the girls to turn around and throw themselves into the arms of their boyfriends, peeking at the screen, which made the boys feel uneasy.

The subsequent plot is almost the same as the original version, but in Xie Changhua's script there are some additional uses of ghost magic, such as a flash of green light, and the couple opens their clairvoyance eyes to see clearly the points of the cover, change the cards at any time, etc. How to buy and win.

Even cheating in casinos occurs unexpectedly due to the influence of ghosts. There is also a lot of fake money in the film, which makes the audience feel excited after watching it.

Xie Changhua didn't know if the casino would be popular today. Anyway, there were all kinds of envy, jealousy, and hatred. They were smashing their mouths and watching the movie. In the movie, they were calling "Father, Father, Father," and their hands were clenched and shaking, as if they were

Also playing.

At the end of the film, it was changed to the scene where Uncle Qi's senior brother arrived and rescued several people, and started a gambling fight on the gambling table, which reached a climax.

Xie Changhua did not expect that the Taoist priest would actually be played by Zhong Fa. Thinking of the incompetence of the poor Taoist, let... this mantra, some strange feelings came to his heart, but he could still understand it, after all, Lin Zhengying looked too old now.

Because of the Taoist priest's intervention and gambling, the three of them had an entanglement with the ghost. They agreed that if they won, they would forget it. If they lost, the ghost would help supervise the gambling rehabilitation for three years, and let the three of them taste life worse than death as punishment.

Promote the idea of ​​quitting gambling.

As soon as the film was shown, the audience stood up and applauded. This kind of film that relies on cheating to win money to satisfy the fantasy of the poor has been unanimously praised by the bottom audience.

Among them, the robber knelt down and begged for mercy when he knew he was robbing one million. Due to time constraints, the thought of robbing a high-end store and making the police and shopkeepers laugh in the shortest time was even more real and funny. Rich people really let people laugh.

people

Can't afford to offend.

in addition,

You are still doing a good job. Doing this kind of thing is more tiring than doing hard work. If you don’t believe me, ask your brother-in-law.

It would be miserable to have sex with your sister, but if you can afford it, those ladies will make you very happy.

Who with money would come to a low-end brothel like Temple Street?

These lines made the male audience burst into laughter. At the same time, his girlfriend next to him pinched his arm. Xie Changhua was also unlucky. After pinching him, he asked again and again, and when he heard the answer, he pinched again. No matter what answer he answered, it was related.

The arrogant and tomboyish image of Ah Le and Mo Shun Yun may never be eradicated, because after the show, the audience could only talk about their bitchy characters. The more they talked, the more enthusiastic they became, and they learned to copy each other's plot jokes.



On the afternoon of Christmas Day, Tse Chang-wah, Lee Shau-kee, Kwok Desheng and others were chatting at Lu Yu Teahouse. Except for Li Ka-shing who was still developing Tin Shui Wai, all the other three major real estate developers were present.

Several people first circled the land on the map, drew lines and circles with various colored pens, and then divided the interests.

Fortunately, Xie Changhua asked his subordinates to analyze it in advance, so that he could not only test the abilities of his subordinates, but also understand the plans of these old foxes.

After several hours of pushing and talking with these old foxes, we finally reached an agreement and smiled.

"Sheng Xie, if you think it's okay, then we'll settle on this!" Lee Shau-kee said with a smile.

Xie Changhua smiled: "Of course there is no problem, but Li Sheng, before the plan starts, I want my employees to go to your project site for an internship to understand the situation, so as to avoid communication problems later."

"After all, I'm just a newcomer to the industry."

"Of course there is no problem with this. Mr. Xie can send someone here at any time. Before that, the three of us will let the Hong Kong Governor understand the importance of the Tseung Kwan O Industrial Park, and Mr. Xie will be responsible for arranging electronic manufacturers!"

Although I know that Xie Changhua is secretly learning from his own experience, it doesn't matter compared to this big business.

"Of course!"

"Then I wish us happy cooperation in advance!" The four of them smiled and raised their wine glasses.

Xie Changhua also raised his teacup: "Happy cooperation!"

When Xie Changhua returned home after talking to these old foxes, he found that his house was full of people, playing mahjong in full swing in the open space, and the place was filled with smoke.

"Wow, what's going on? So many people came to my house today, and I even hired a chef to grill the meat, and a waiter to serve the wine!" He pointed at the waiters coming and going and asked the crowd, feeling quite unbalanced.

I am working hard outside to discuss business, but you are enjoying it here. I...I.

"Bring me a stack of barbecue and a glass of brandy, thank you!" Xie Changhua immediately called the waiter, intending to make up for his injured soul with delicious food.

"Dong!" After hearing her boss's voice, Le Yiling typed out a Dong and then turned back and said: "During the Christmas holiday, I met the boss's wife on the road, so we made an appointment to have sex together, but I got a call. There are a lot of people on the opposite side, so we have to open a few more tables!”

"There are too many people. Of course I won't save you money if you are so rich!"

There are more than just a few tables... Xie Changhua let out a sigh in his heart, looking at the Pai Gow tables lined up from outside to the living room, he could still vaguely hear Huang Zhan's hahaha voice and A Le's arrogant and proud voice.

"Come on, Ah Hua, come over here, three are missing and one is missing, fill up the empty spot!" Before anyone else could say anything, Robin patted the stool and made a banging sound.

Xie Changhua raised his eyebrows, hesitated for a moment and immediately sat down, snapping up his cards. The other three players were Brigitte Lin, Tsui Hark, and Robin.

"Wow, Miss Lin, aren't you going back to the United States to spend Christmas with your family?" Xie Changhua asked again and again while sorting it out.

"Do you think we are the big boss like you? If you want to take a vacation, you can take a vacation. If you want to work later, you can work later. I came to Hong Kong to make money from filming. Why don't I just leave today and go back? And I will go back to the United States to film in a few days. Other scenes have been divided!" Brigitte Lin said angrily.

Xie Changhua clicked his tongue and replied: "You are really dedicated and good employees. I will ask the chef to make some food to supplement you today!"

"Hurry up and buy more. I have been losing more and winning less than I have been playing until now. By the way, I heard that your company does not plan to release movies during the Spring Festival this year. Many film companies are relieved." Brigitte Lin asked.

"It's not that I don't take pictures, it's just that I don't know what to take!" Robin responded and threw out a piece of stuff.

"No, Xi!" Brigitte Lin also played her cards.

"You can shoot whatever you want. Look at how many people there are here. Do you want to make a New Year's movie? It will definitely be more fun to play mahjong during the Chinese New Year. You can just shoot a movie about Sparrow. Look at how many stars and directors we have here now. Everyone wants to have one." The idea is, each person will be on camera for a few minutes, and the photo is almost ready!" Xie Changhua typed up a list of seven.

Robin's heart moved when he heard this: "Hey, what you said makes sense, this is a good suggestion!"

"This is a very good suggestion!" Robin repeated after playing a 1 pie.

"Of course, Lao Xu, isn't the Cultural Center short of money to open classes and expand its scope? If you persuade this group of people to make a movie, wow, after deducting the movie cost, donate it all to contribute to the film industry!"

Tsui Hark became interested as soon as he heard this, nodded, stood up and shouted.

"Everyone listen to me. Mr. Xie said that we are making a movie about playing mahjong. Does anyone want to sign up automatically and participate in it for free?"

"Everyone who is working on the extras is here. If you have any ideas, you can think of them while playing mahjong. We will gather our opinions at night and we will shoot a New Year's film tomorrow!" Mr. Xu took advantage of the situation and immediately stood up and shouted.

"The proceeds after the release will be invested in the Film Culture Center to serve filmmakers!"

"Hahaha, that's a good suggestion. I don't care. If I come here today and have a good time, someone will invite me to film. Don't worry, I will give you some ideas!" Huang Zhan, who was sitting next to him, laughed and said. A card was played hard.

"I'm coming too!"

"I'm coming too!" Many people said, feeling quite interested.

Lin Qingxia's eyes were also bright: "Hey, there are three directors at our table. If you have any ideas, I won't give them any ideas. I'll give them a reference for you!"

"I don't have any ideas right now, I'll think about it while I'm playing!" Robin said with a smile.

Tsui Hark also shook his head and said: "Whoever comes up with the idea is responsible!"

She immediately looked at Xie Changhua.

"It's very simple. We will hold a Bird Saint Conference in the evening, and our group will advance into groups one after another."

"Let's do some actions according to our own ideas. Isn't Huang Zhan the master of ceremony? He went up to be the host and made up some random tricks. We will cooperate with him. This will last almost twenty minutes. The previous If you fail again, it’s time to write a revenge script!” Xie Changhua said casually.

"Add some psychological warfare, and after the first failure, find someone to learn the technique, just like practicing martial arts in a kung fu movie, it's easy!"

Huang Zhan immediately turned around and shouted with a loud voice: "Hey, you teach me how to host the Bird Saint Competition. I like it. I have watched a lot of gambling movies!"

Lin Qingxia's attention was completely diverted, she clapped her hands and said, "You mean we are going to hold the Bird Saint Competition tonight. This is very interesting!"

"Why do you only listen to a quarter of what I say!"

"I just listen to what I'm interested in!" Huang Zhan shouted and everyone understood. Now they all became excited and discussed what the prize would be.



"Hey, you three are just playing cards like this, and there's no movement at all!" After a few laps, Brigitte Lin saw that the three of them still didn't move, and she felt anxious and unbearable, and she was very addicted to playing cards.

"We are working on the idea, but if you want to know, it's easy. Please match the beat of Xu Guanwen's The Legend of Sparrow Fighting Heroes in your mind, and just make the corresponding movements yourself!"

After Xie Changhua finished speaking, he led the three of them into action immediately. He hummed the tune of "Who is the Great Hero" and put down the cards at random. The three of them looked at each other, squinting at each other's little movements, sitting and pointing, stunned. It gave me the feeling of a sword debate in Mount Huashan.

"Haha, I really feel a bit like it, but it doesn't seem to be enjoyable enough!"

"Of course, that's because you don't feel involved. Come on, Miss Lin, use a honey trap on me!"

Brigitte Lin was stunned and said: "Me, using a beauty trap?"

"Yes, there is a problem, just like this. Pay attention to my movements, especially my feet."

After Xie Changhua finished speaking, he lightly touched Tsui Hark's leg with his foot, brushed his short hair with his hand from his chest, glanced at Tsui Hark who was looking over, and then casually typed out a picture. Card.

"Beauty, what card do you want me to give you?" Tsui Hark cooperated knowingly, with a squinting look on his face.

"I want whatever you give me!" Xie Changhua said.

Then he turned around and asked, "Did you see me changing the cards just now?"

"If you can't control everything with your disgusting hands, who will pay attention to you secretly changing cards!" Robin said with goosebumps.
Chapter completed!
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