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Chapter 183 Don't be a licking dog

Zhang Dong looked at the thin bamboo pole with a half-smile, and then at the spherical object not far away, and couldn't help but grin.

These two people really match each other very well! They look very much like Fat Toutuo and Thin Toutuo in The Deer and Cauldron!

"Ahem, this is about picking up girls! Of course, it requires a lot of skills! The methods of picking up girls can't be easily passed on to others!" Zhang Dong said in a low voice, pretending to be sophisticated.

Unexpectedly, when he said this, Shou Zhugan's eyes lit up even more, and he concluded that Zhang Dong must be the legendary master of picking up girls.

"Brother, as long as you teach me a few tricks, I will give you all my private money! I have saved for several months, and I originally planned to buy a PSP, but I will pay all of it for your tuition!"

Shou Zhugan’s eyes were bright, and he obviously wanted to ask for advice sincerely.

Zhang Dong was bored at the moment. Someone was passing the time with him, and he was happy to chat with them.

"Forget the tuition, go out and buy me two cups of ice cream, and I'll explain it to you in detail when you get back!" Zhang Dong said leisurely.

When Shou Zhugan heard this, he became even more excited and hurriedly went out. Within a few minutes, he brought two cups of ice cream.

He thought Zhang Dong was going to give the ice cream to the two "girlfriends", but unexpectedly, Zhang Dong left one on his left hand and one on his right hand, eating it alone.

Zhang Zhaodi, who was not far away, saw Zhang Dong eating ice cream and getting angry at herself again, and turned her head angrily and stopped looking at him.

Lin Xiaohua instead smiled tenderly and looked at Zhang Dong with a somewhat affectionate look.

Looking at the thin bamboo pole, my eyes almost went straight.

In his opinion, Zhang Zhaodi and Lin Xiaohua, one is charming and naive, the other is gentle, they are a perfect match!

A man who can enjoy these two women at the same time is simply a winner in life, and a big winner at that!

"Brother, brother, my admiration for you is like the endless river and the sea, just like..."

Shou Zhugan was about to flatter him wildly, but was stopped by Zhang Dong with a wave of his hand.

"Come on, come on, don't talk about those useless things. Don't you just want me to teach you a few tricks? Listen up! To chase women, you have to be cold! You have to be aloof! You have to be Long Aotian! Those licking dogs are...

They can only kneel down and lick the goddess, because they are too licking, and they are not aloof or aloof at all!"

Shouzhugan was stunned for a moment after hearing this call. This was the first time he heard that chasing a woman means being aloof and aloof.

"Brother, don't they say on the Internet that you have to be brave and thick-faced to pursue a woman? How come you are so cold and cold here?" Shou Zhugan couldn't help but ask.

Zhang Dong shrugged, licked the ice cream and said: "So! Those so-called experts on picking up girls on the Internet can only catch a ball like you. If you want to chase beautiful girls, you have to be like what I said! You are cold and cold.

Aoao! If you don’t believe me, try it!”

Shou Zhugan thought about it and felt that what Zhang Dong said made sense.

He had been learning from the Internet for so long, but in the end he didn't pick up a single girl, and ended up with nothing.

"Brother is mighty, tonight I will go to the bar, be cold and aloof like what the eldest brother said, and then chase beautiful girls!" Shou Zhugan was full of pride for a moment.

However, he seemed to be a little too excited, and he didn't realize that his spherical girlfriend had come behind him, and his face had already darkened.

When he felt the murderous aura coming from behind, he immediately trembled like chaff, and then screamed and was carried out by his spherical girlfriend.

Zhang Dong was happy when he saw this, and even deliberately shouted at Zhang Zhaodi and Lin Xiaohua.

"Sister, when will you and your bestie get your nails done? I'm tired of waiting!"

Zhang Zhaodi had not eaten the ice cream just now and was furious. When she heard that he was urging her, she immediately glared at him.

"Why are you urging me so much! I won't cook for you tonight if I continue to urge you!"

The thin bamboo pole, who was carried outside by his girlfriend, heard the conversation between the two and immediately realized that he had been tricked by Zhang Dong, and immediately cried and shouted.

"Brother, why are you lying to me? Brother..."

Just in the middle of shouting, the thin bamboo pole was blocked by his girlfriend's hand, and he could only scream.

Looking at the miserable condition of the thin bamboo pole, Zhang Dong showed an expression of gloating on his face.

To be honest, he looked down on people like Shou Zhugan.

You said that if you were single and came to me to ask me how to pick up girls, then I would tell you honestly that I am not an expert in picking up girls and I don’t know any techniques for picking up girls.

But you obviously have a girlfriend, even though it’s a ball-shaped girlfriend, but you can’t go behind your girlfriend’s back and ask for advice on how to chase women, right?

This kind of person has no ability to chase women. If he really has the ability to pick up girls one day, he will definitely be a complete scumbag!

That's why Zhang Dong deliberately played tricks on him, just to have some fun out of boredom.

Zhang Zhaodi didn't notice what happened to Zhang Dong, but Lin Xiaohua did. When she quietly told Zhang Zhaodi, Zhang Zhaodi couldn't help but feel happy.

"Dongzi has been getting worse and worse recently, but he is still stronger than before. Dongzi was a bit boring before!" Zhang Zhaodi said with a smile.

Zhang Zhaodi is right. In the past, Zhang Dong was a bit dull in character due to his lack of self-confidence and his family background.

Otherwise, with his handsomeness, he would not have only found one girlfriend in college, and the two of them only held hands and hugged each other, not even a wet French kiss!

Since receiving the inheritance, Zhang Dong's personality has become much more cheerful during this time.

Hearing the conversation between his sister and Lin Xiaohua, Zhang Dong, who was sitting not far away, had a flash of sadness in his eyes. He thought of his girlfriend from college.

In the first three years of college, he has been studying hard. He plans to work part-time and take the postgraduate entrance examination in the future.

But it was not until the end of his junior year that the brutal financial pressure made Zhang Dong understand that he should no longer think about taking the postgraduate entrance examination, but should graduate and join the workforce.

In his senior year, Zhang Dong fell in love for the first time in his life.

However, not long after the two established their relationship, Zhang Dong lost his job and his girlfriend abandoned him. He chose to be with a boy in his class who had a registered permanent residence in the city, and they went to graduate school together.

As a last resort, Zhang Dongcai returned to his hometown from the city.

Just when Zhang Dong was lost in memories of the past, his mobile phone suddenly received a WeChat message.

After opening it, Zhang Dong was stunned. It turned out to be from Qiu Sisi, a classmate in his class at the university.

It turns out that Qiu Sisi is now in graduate school, studying wild botany.

The instructor gave Qiu Sisi a task to collect some plant samples in Chuanhe County in a few days. The mountain behind Zhang Dong's house is the most important collection point!

More importantly, Qiu Sisi did not come alone this time, but also came with several classmates from her class, and Zhang Dong's ex-girlfriend Ren Meijuan was one of them!

Not only her, but her boyfriend Yang Guowei, who has a city registered permanent residence, also wants to come together!

Seeing these familiar yet unfamiliar names mentioned in the message, Zhang Dong fell silent.

Frankly speaking, my ex-girlfriend Ren Meijuan is not beautiful, she is just average-looking.

Compared with the beauties Zhang Dong knows now, Ren Meijuan is too ordinary. Even Lin Xiaohua is far prettier than Ren Meijuan!
Chapter completed!
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