Chapter 30 Flower pants ward off evil spirits
When we approached the coffin before, we clearly saw a lifelike female corpse lying inside, with a rosy complexion almost like a normal person. For this reason, Ge Zhuang also touched the female corpse's face.
But why did she disappear after turning around? I clearly remember it very clearly. Just when I pulled out the silk, the female corpse was still lying there leisurely. Could it be that she got up and disappeared while we were looking down on the silk.
This thought kept lingering in my mind, and my forehead suddenly became cold, and my face changed drastically and shouted to Lao Zhong and Ge Zhuang, "Let me find the exit quickly, something is wrong in this place!"
There was no need to say anything at all. The two of them were already jumping up with their packages. Lao Zhong ran to the entrance of the cave with a torch, but when he approached Lao Jiu's body, he was stumbled. He obviously fell down accidentally, but Lao Zhong's reaction was very big. He supported his hands on the ground and moved randomly, so scared that he roared "Wow" strangely.
I hurriedly went up and helped him up and said, "Are you okay?" Lao Zhong has never been a timid person. He has been on the battlefield and has never been so ruthless in front of me."
I was just wondering what was wrong with him when I saw Lao Zhong’s face turned pale and pointed to the unmoving corpse on the ground and said, “Just now… he suddenly hugged my thighs with both hands, and I would fall…”
What?
When I heard this, I felt a cold sweat in my forehead. Lao Jiu was obviously dead. I was stabbed to death by myself with a dagger. Even if I was cheating, it was not so fast. How could I cheat the zombie in less than a few minutes after I died?
My face had already begun to change. It was obvious that this little girl was not right. She didn't know what to do. Suddenly, the firelight under the tomb pit started to stir violently, and the torch was instantly extinguished. Even the wolf eye flashlight that I was holding tightly in my hand flashed with light and dark light.
"Fuck, we can't stay here, go out quickly!" I just replaced the brand new battery when I was in the tomb. It took only a few hours to get out of the power storage capacity. This wolf eye flashlight can continue to illuminate for nearly twenty hours. The flashlight in front of me made me subconsciously, and the situation was not good. I almost lost the flashlight under the huge shock.
"Climb it up!" Old Zhong pushed me, and the two of them staggered towards the entrance of the cave. Before they could get in, they heard Ge Zhuang behind them shout again, "You guys are so fucking me, darn, someone is pulling me and not letting me go!"
I understood the deep fear from Ge Zhuang's roar, and turned around and raised the flashlight that flashed in the alternate light and darkness. I found that the fat foot was actually trapped in the coffin, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't pull it out.
Didn’t he clearly run away? Why was he suddenly “stuck” by the coffin?
"Fatty, wait for me!" Seeing Ge Zhuang being strangely trapped in the coffin, I immediately gritted my teeth, buried my head and rushed towards the back. Lao Zhong was not a person who was afraid of trouble, so he gritted his teeth and followed quickly.
Before the two of them could get close to the coffin, they heard a very sharp and cold voice from a woman from the dark coffin, even accompanied by the sound of "clogging" teeth grinding, as if they wanted to drag Ge Zhuang in to eat meat and drink blood.
Damn, there are really ghosts!
"Fatty, catch it!" Because I couldn't figure out what was going on in the coffin, Lao Zhong and I didn't dare to get too close to us, so as not to save people. Even I was dragged into the water. Lao Zhong took out a bundle of nylon ropes, and almost untied them and threw them to Ge Zhuang.
"Roll... pull me out quickly!" Ge Zhuang took the rope and pulled it back hard.
Lao Zhong and I quickly pulled the end of the rope and pulled it desperately. An extremely powerful force burst out from the tight rope. Ge Zhuang seemed to be lying on the rope, with his upper body hanging in the air, and his left foot was still stuck in the coffin. No matter how he jumped around, he could not pull out the leg that had stepped into the coffin.
This scene looks particularly strange, as if Ge Zhuang's legs grew out of the coffin!
Lao Zhong and I both tried to exert force. The rough rope rubbed blood marks on my palms, and the blood soaked the rope. But no matter how hard we tried, Ge Zhuang's leg couldn't move.
The tomb pit was too dark, and I couldn't see what was behind me. I hugged Ge Zhuang's left foot, and could only grit my teeth and shout at him, "Fatty, your damn is so hard. Do you usually pour so much food into the dog's belly?"
Ge Zhuang shouted with a sad face, "I'm sir, you are so bad that you still hurt me at this time. I'm going to hold it out, it's useless!" Old Zhong threw it over and shouted to him, "What's the matter holding you? You'll cut it first!"
Ge Zhuang pulled the duck's throat and howled like a pig, "No, I don't have anything behind me, but I just can't step out and can't pull it out!"
I thought to myself, was this fucked by a female ghost? I deserved the fat man to be punished, so who told him to speak rudely to the female corpse?
I was anxious and cruel in my heart. I pointed to the machete that Lao Zhong threw over, gritted my teeth and shouted, "Fatty, since I can't pull my legs open, just chop it up!" Ge Zhuang cried and said, "Little Pumpkin, what bad idea did you come up with? Then, will Fatty Master only have two legs left to walk in the future?"
I said, "How poor are you? You regret it if you are dragged into the coffin by a female ghost!"
Ge Zhuang pulled the rope tightly with both hands, and suddenly his eyes turned, saying that I had a solution. Fatty Master forgot, I was the one with the magic weapon with him. After saying this, he freed up his hand to pull the flowery shorts. Before entering the hole, the fat man had already taken off his shorts and kept it on his waist. When he pulled it, he immediately grabbed the shorts tightly in his hand.
I stomped my feet and shouted, pulling the rope back with both hands desperately, and the blue veins on my forehead were bulging out, saying, "It's time for fat man to be like this, I'm your ancestor, do you really think that those shorts can ward off evil spirits!" "It's better than walking with two legs in the future!" Ge Zhuang said this, and turned around and threw the shorts on the coffin.
It was strange that as soon as the shorts covered one end of the coffin, the tight rope immediately showed signs of loosening. Because Lao Zhong and I tried our best to pull the other end of the rope, Ge Zhuang was pulled out of the coffin as if we were pulling a radish.
After the fat guy landed on the ground, he looked like a rolling gourd. A lazy donkey rolled and fell two meters away. His big face was on the ground, his mouth was covered with black old mud. He spat on the ground and quickly touched his left leg. Now he was still there. He immediately looked up and shouted, "Haha, little pumpkin, Fatty Master said, my shorts can ward off all evil spirits. You just don't believe it. Look, use it and the other one is accurate!"
My eyes were staring straight, looking at Ge Zhuang's flowery shorts, hanging on the opening of the coffin, waving in the wind, like a flag, with a dark face, and secretly saying that the fat man's big shorts that have accompanied him for several years, could he be really a tycoon to exorcise ghosts?
Ge Zhuang twisted his butt and got up, patted the dust, spit out the old mud all over his mouth, walked towards the coffin proudly, and said cursingly, "Mah, a tiger is not powerful, you treat me as a sick cat, so that you can see the fat man's shorts are so powerful, how about you? Are you afraid?"
I hurriedly said to Fatty, you are so desperate. You finally pulled you out. Why are you going back?
Ge Zhuang pointed to the flowered pants and said that this magical weapon armor has been with Fatty for many years, how can it be folded here? When I took it back and tore it open, we will take a piece of red pants and tie it around our necks, so this ghost dare not get close!
I was so angry that I laughed out of breath and said, "Are you afraid of being fucked?" I'm so angry that I'm so angry!"
Chapter completed!