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009, please continue your performance

Language is a science, especially the language of our Chinese, and its vocabulary is breathtaking.

If this science is used well, it is called essence. If it is used poorly, it is dross.

Zheng Feng likes essence, but is better at controlling the dross.

It’s the same thing that curses people, and others just say a few words, but they can curse them from primitive society to the end of the world without any repetition.

After answering the phone call from the Big Data Universe Service Center, Zheng Feng squirted wildly without saying a word. After adding various insulting words, he even used a set of combos from the 18th generation of ancestors.

Zheng Feng believed that if the scolding could turn into a knife, the opposite side would have been cut into shreds.

There was a silence on the other end of the phone, and Zheng Feng felt very proud. This was the other party being shocked by him.

He had already thought about it. If the opponent dared to scold him, he would gesture with the opponent and scold each other for seven or eight hours. Anyway, he would answer the phone for free, and he would not pay the phone bill!

After a while, there was still no sound on the other end of the phone, and Zheng Feng felt something was wrong.

Could it be that the other party was scolded to death, right?

Zheng Feng was nervous for no reason and couldn't help but say first: "Hey, brother, are you still alive? You must hold on!"

"Mr. Zheng Feng." The other end of the phone finally spoke, but Zheng Feng was startled as soon as he opened his mouth.

The other party actually knew his name!

Is this so famous?

"How do you know my name? You are indeed a hacker. This software is a Trojan virus! Have you used it to steal the information from my phone? I can warn you not to do anything randomly. I have called the police!" Zheng Feng said with a stern look.

"Mr. Zheng Feng, please stay calm. Your mobile phone has no more battery power. If you continue to waste it, it may cause irreversible consequences." The voice of the Dharma was calm and calm, and it seemed that Zheng Feng was not scared.

Zheng Feng took a look at the battery of his mobile phone. After just a while, the battery dropped from 19% to 12%, which was really fast.

"Oh, my buddy is good. You know how much battery my phone has left. Can you help me see where my phone is broken? I haven't charged it for a long time?" Zheng Feng laughed and joked with the other party.

"Of course, the purpose of my call to you is to tell you about this."

Zheng Feng was stunned when he heard this. He was just joking, but he didn't expect the other party to give him such an answer.

"Ha! Then tell me."

"Okay, Mr. Zheng Feng." The other party's voice was always calm, "First, on behalf of the Big Data Universe Service Center, I would like to thank you for downloading and using our software."

"Haha!" Zheng Feng rolled his eyes and thought to himself, I'll change my phone and let your software go to hell!

"Our Big Data Universe Service Center aims to recycle and protect all the civilization achievements that exist in the universe. To give a brief example, guns, rockets, spacecrafts in scientific and technological civilizations, crystals, staffs, ring matrices in magic civilizations, these are the civilization achievements that we recycle and protect."

"Why don't you say that AV movies are also the result of your recycling and protection?" Zheng Feng couldn't help but choke.

"Mr. Zheng Feng, av film is a cultural industry, not a civilized achievement. If we must recycle and protect, we will choose to protect photography technology and equipment."

Zheng Feng: “…”

You are really great, I can't speak out.

"Okay, when I didn't ask this question, please continue your performance."

"Okay." The other party paused and continued: "Civilization originated from species, and each species has the potential to create one or even multiple civilizations. We cannot do it alone to recycle and protect these civilizations, so I am recruiting civilized guardians for cosmic civilizations of all dimensions, and you are one of them."

"So what you mean is that you attached such a sacred and great task to a small advertisement, and I, because of curiosity, accidentally became a noble character like the guardian of civilization?" Zheng Feng said, but he couldn't help but laugh twice in his heart.

This is really a boast of all kinds. It also has the universe civilization of all dimensions and the guardian of civilization. You are no longer trying to go to heaven, but to rush out of the universe!

"...Mr. Zheng Feng, you are right. Maybe our approach is a bit inappropriate, but this is the safest way. You should know that our big data universe service center is at the center of all dimensions of the universe. Any direct interference behavior may lead to the destruction of a universe, so you can only find a guardian through this form. Of course, not everyone can become the guardian of civilization. Our software must be truly activated after meeting sufficient conditions." The other party's tone was as steady as ever, and he did not blush at such a casual recruitment method.

"Okay, I think what you said is true, then tell me, what kind of civilization guardian am I? How many colleagues are there on Earth?" Zheng Feng asked with a funny look.

"Depending on the conditions you meet, you are currently the guardian of martial arts civilization. Your duty is to recycle and protect the civilized achievements produced in martial arts civilization. We will give you certain points and rewards based on the value of the items you recycle. As for colleagues, sorry, each civilization has only one guardian, and you can only rely on yourself." The other party said seriously.

Zheng Feng smiled: "One civilization and one guardian, and there are too many civilizations on the earth. Can the guardians of several other civilizations be introduced to me?"

"Sorry, Mr. Zheng Feng, the moment you became the Guardian, the world you are in has gone to another timeline. Simply put, you have left the original world and are in a parallel world."

"Hahahaha!" Zheng Feng couldn't help laughing: "Brother, you are so awesome, so talented, even the timeline and parallel world have come out. Should you want to have a deeper discussion with me about the multiverse?"

"It seems that Mr. Zheng has never believed everything I said." The other party heard his attitude from Zheng Feng's words and couldn't help but sigh slightly.

"Brother, don't sigh. Really, you have worked very hard, but I'm not stupid either. Next time you find someone who is good at fooling you, you will definitely be fooled. By the way, I'll ask you an extra question, are you a hacker or a fraudster?" Zheng Feng said with a big laugh.

"Mr. Zheng Feng, it seems that you won't believe anything I say. This way, your mobile phone is running out of power. It may be dangerous to continue talking to you. Why don't we do an experiment? I say, you do it. After you finish it, you will know whether what I said is true or false."

Zheng Feng's laughter came to an abrupt end when the other party's words stopped. He frowned, thought for a moment, and then laughed and said, "Okay, I'm still idle anyway, I want to see what methods you have."

"Okay, Mr. Zheng, then please open the big data universe service software now." The other party said slowly.

Zheng Feng smiled and opened the software as he spoke.

He was not worried that the other party would steal the information from his mobile phone through these operations, because he only had one QQ and one WeChat in his mobile phone, and he had no bank card tied.

If you really want to say that it is a bit private, it means that he changed the address book with a messy name, but only he can understand it himself. If you want to cheat money through this address book, the other party will definitely be scolded to death.

When the software is opened, five options immediately appear in the interface, namely: data collection, cloud computing, model building, database and trading platform.

Among them, the first four options are bright and can be selected, while the last trading platform is displayed in gray and cannot be selected.

"Now you see five options, please select the first option, data collection." The person on the other end of the phone spoke in time.

Zheng Feng pointed out "Data Collection" with his finger, and the interface immediately switched to camera mode.

"Okay, then what? Is it a selfie?" Zheng Feng asked.

"Based on the time you activated the startup software, I judge that you should have items related to martial arts civilization around you, as long as you put the items in front of the camera." The other party said.

"Items related to martial arts civilization?" Zheng Feng scratched his head, and suddenly a flash of inspiration came to his mind, thinking of the martial arts secret book he threw downstairs!

"You wait a moment, I'll go down now." Zheng Feng said.

He went downstairs with his cell phone. Zheng Feng saw the martial arts secrets on the table. He pointed the camera at the secrets and asked, "Okay, what's next?"

However, at this time, the other party no longer needs to answer, because when the camera captured the martial arts secrets, the circular icon that was originally the "Photography" button began to enter the reading bar mode.

"The image and text data collection...1%...5%...7o%...1oo%, the image and text data collection is completed, the content completes 75%. Will cloud computing be carried out immediately? y/n."

Zheng Feng was stunned and asked, "Brother, that's OK. This operation is amazing, so what should I do next?"

"The higher the completeness of the content, the more accurate the results obtained by cloud computing will be. If you want to achieve 100% accuracy, you need to obtain 100% completeness. Now that you are just doing an experiment, you don't need to be perfect. You just need to click y." The other party said.

Zheng Feng nodded and pressed y on the screen.

"Cloud computing is started, connecting to the Big Data Universe Service Center, the content structure is rationalized by 1%...1o%...27%...1oo%. After the calculation is completed, will the model be built immediately?y/n."

This time, before the other party could speak, Zheng Feng had already pressed y.

"The model is built 3%...2o%...59%, data is defective, model is built, name: pulse cutoff finger; equal division: 2 stars. Is it loaded into the database?y/n."

Zheng Feng was happy and pressed y without any suspense.

boom!

A thunderous sound exploded in Zheng Feng's mind, and a series of texts and paintings exploded in his mind like thunderous waves. He only felt his head swelling and shrinking. The severe pain made him lose consciousness in an instant and fell to the ground with a plop.
Chapter completed!
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