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Chapter 693(1/2)

In the pale moonlight, Captain Yumaz Lara took a leap, crossed the wall, and landed firmly on the ground without making a sound.

Like last time, he hid beside the rockery and waited quietly.

After returning last time, Captain Yumaz Lara drew the map of the Divine Magic Mansion from memory. The Divine Magic Mansion is not a rectangular mansion as it looks from the outside, but a circular mansion. Because the mansion is very large

, so the curvature of the circular fence is very small, so when nearby residents pass by, they will have that illusion.

The center point of the mansion is a three-story building, which is also the residence of the ancient locust tree.

However, this old guy only stayed at his residence during the day. Whenever night fell, he would sneak into a certain lady's house after dinner.

The ladies' houses are scattered around, and the ancient locust tree's residence is surrounded by stars in the middle.

Directly north of the mansion is the daily office location of Shenshu Mansion and the residence of Yang Youdi. He is responsible for managing hundreds of nannies and more than 2,000 maids and servants in the mansion.

And this corridor next to the rockery is the ultimate place to go to every house.

In the corridor, servants and maids passed by from time to time, but Captain Yumaz Lara was hiding in the rockery and remained motionless.

It was not until midnight that the two maids he had been waiting for for a long time came from a distance along the corridor carrying plates.

The wine bottle on the plate still gave off a strange medicinal smell.

Listening to the footsteps, Captain Yumaz Lara could tell that these two maids were not Xiaolan and Xiaodie from last time.

However, it doesn't matter, as long as the wine in the jug is correct.

Captain Yumaz Lara heard the footsteps not far away from him, and leaned out to take a look, but there was no one else around.

He picked up a stone from the ground and threw it into the grass not far away.

When the two maids heard a noise coming from the grass not far away, they immediately stopped and looked into the grass.

Captain Yumaz Lara flew past them, and in the blink of an eye, he poured the diarrhea into the wine jug.

He didn't make a sound, and the two maids' attention was attracted by the grass, so they were not discovered.

The two maids saw that there was no more movement in the grass and muttered a few words.

"It's true! It's almost winter, and the wild cats in the house are still restless."

"That's right, just like that old thing!"

The two maids muttered and walked away. Captain Yumaz Lara followed quietly. He knew that these two maids were delivering medicine to the ancient locust tree of God. If you follow them, you can find God.

Ancient locust tree.

The two maids walked for a long time and finally turned into a house.

Captain Yumaz Lala sneaked up to the house and frowned. There was no nameplate on the wooden fence of the house.

Isn't this the residence of a certain lady of the god Gu Huaishu?

But he immediately rejected this idea. The medicinal wine sent in by the maids said everything.

After returning to the Huang Family Winery last time, Captain Yumaz Lara asked Steward Wang to invite a drug store owner. From the drug store owner, he confirmed that the medicinal wine in the bottle would make the male Gay show off his power after being taken.

Since you want to show off your power, you must have an opponent.

This opponent can only be a female Guy.

Of course, in some alien civilizations, there may be creatures with habits that are different from ordinary people, but on Planet Gay, there is no such disgusting phenomenon.

Once a Guy shows a little bit of that habit, even if he is a magician, he will be filled in the ancient well.

Captain Yumaz Lara waited quietly until the two maids opened the door and left, and he began to count the time.

5 minutes.

Ten minutes.

...

Twenty minutes!

The diarrhea should take effect!

Captain Yumaz Lala jumped into the small house, pierced the window paper with his finger, and looked inside.

There were more than twenty candles lit on a long table in the room. The bright candlelight illuminated the whole room as if it were daytime.

A white-haired old man was standing naked in front of a round bed, holding a whip in his hand.

There was a young girl wearing green clothes on the round bed with her arms folded on her chest and looking at him in horror.

"Hmph, don't be shameless. In this ancient Sophora City, which girl dares to refuse me!"

"Master, no, master, I have just grown up."

"You've just reached adulthood, it's a good time to have children. When I take in your first...hundred wives, you help me give birth to a big fat boy, and I will enjoy endless glory and wealth in this life."

"Oh oh oh, master, please let me go."

"Let you go? You have been sold to me by your father for 10 taels of silver. If you want me to let you go, you can just return the silver to me first!"

"Ten taels of silver...I don't have it. But I will pay you back if I work as a cow or a horse in my next life."

"Jiejie, why don't you just be a cow and a horse for me today!"

...

After just hearing a few words, Captain Yumaz Lala understood what was going on.

This poor little girl was obviously kidnapped by the god Gu Xishu, and the marriage has not been consummated yet. No wonder there is no serial number at the door of the house.

Hearing the pitiful screams coming from inside, Captain Yumaz Lara couldn't help but frown.

Why does this medicine not work? Is my formula wrong?

Impossible. This formula was obtained from a primitive tribe on a primitive planet during a previous interstellar exploration. According to the chief who never lied, even if an elephant accidentally took it and had diarrhea, it would not be able to walk.

Just when Captain Yumaz Lala was doubting the effect of constant diarrhea, an old voice came from the house:

"Oops, my stomach hurts so much!"

Captain Yumaz Lala quickly leaned on the window and looked inside.

I saw Shen Guhuaishu running towards the hut at the back with his belly in his arms and a look of pain on his face.

Then there was an earth-shattering roar.

Even outside the window, Captain Yumaz Lara could smell the unique stench of excrement.

He took out the mask he had prepared and put it on his face, turned over and entered the room.

The little girl, who was secretly distressed, looked frightened when she saw Captain Yumaz Lala. She was about to scream, but Captain Yumaz Lala poked her unconscious with a finger.

"Be good, don't catch a cold!"

Captain Yumaz Lara covered the little girl with a quilt and then entered the backyard.

The backyard is full of exotic flowers and plants, and there is a thatched house the size of a house in the corner.

The roar came from the hut.

Without any hesitation, he raised the laser in his hand and aimed it at the latrine and fired wildly.

Under the attack of countless red lasers, the hut originally made of wood was suddenly riddled with holes.

The sieve-like hut only lasted for a moment before collapsing.

"We succeeded!" Captain Yumaz Lala couldn't help but clenched his fists when he saw that there was no movement among the black smokey ruins.

It seems that no matter how high your martial arts skills are, you are still afraid of diarrhea!

Hum hum!

My first opponent as a magician was killed by me just like that!

Cool!

However, Captain Yumaz Lara did not relax his vigilance. He still pointed the laser gun at the ruins and slowly approached.

Just when he was only two steps away from the ruins, a broken wooden board flew toward him quickly.

Nest grass, hidden weapon!

Captain Yumaz Lara quickly turned sideways, the wooden board grazed his forehead, flew past, and sank directly into the wall behind him.

Looking at the trembling wooden boards on the wall, Captain Yumaz Lara exclaimed in his heart: What a force!

At this time, he suddenly heard the sound of countless heavy objects breaking through the air behind him. He was so frightened that his face changed, and he didn't even bother to look back, so he jumped to the top of the wall.

"When... when... when... when..."

Countless pieces of wood flew out from the ruins of the hut and plunged straight into the wall.

Captain Yumaz Lala was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat. If he had reacted slower just now, he might have been shot into a sieve!

While wiping the sweat from his forehead, he looked intently into the ruins.

The ancient locust tree God was holding his belly with his right hand and was slowly getting up from the puddle of filth.

There were dozens of small holes in his body that were emitting black smoke, but it did not affect his movements.
To be continued...
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