Chapter Three Hundred and Eighteen Are You Yelling?
After Shui Maomao threw out the rope, he jumped lightly and stood on the rope. It turned out that the rope was not very long, and the other end was tied to his boat.
Shui Mao Mao walked on the rope with his back hunched and looked like he would fall into the water at any time.
But Xiaobao, who was holding the end of the rope, found that he didn't have to use much strength to tighten the rope, and the shaking of Shui Maomao seemed to be in line with the rhythm of the rope, and he walked to his boat very steadily.
This light body kung fu! Not to mention Xiaobao, Chu Yuan is jealous!
Chu Yuan is the best in light body kung fu among his brothers, and he has learned the true teachings from his master, but when he saw Shui Mao Lu's skill, he had to admire him.
Shui Damao, who was standing behind Xiao Bao, stared at the back of Xiao Bao's head in a daze for a while. After all the other children had finished calling "Grandpa," he stepped forward and nodded to Shui Damao.
This is considered a greeting.
Gan came to look at Shui Damao and was a little confused: Why didn't this child seem to be close to his grandfather? Wasn't it Shui Damao who adopted them?
This was the second time Gan Lai saw Shui Maomao. The first time he was familiar with Shui Maomao, the second time he was familiar with him. Gan Lai no longer regarded him as an outsider.
Since you don't want to be an outsider, you're welcome. I'm willing to pick off the tattered fur on Waterfur's head.
"You idiot! You can't get married!" Shui Maomao was furious.
He was not angry because his hat was taken off, but because he couldn't prevent the bearded girl Gan Lai from attacking quickly.
This girl doesn't look like she has martial arts skills. How could she snatch the hat off his head?
Gan Lai stared at Shui Maomao's head and asked in confusion: "Shouldn't you be their biological grandfather? This hair is exactly the same!"
Even though Gan Lai was born as a princess, her ten years of life as a wild child had already made her have no taboos, and survival was the kingly rule.
Furthermore, around Chu Qing, no one had ever restricted her, and even Chu Qing was very partial to her, and she was used to doing whatever she wanted, no matter how big or small.
Fortunately, Shui Maomao also has a no-holds-barred temperament and doesn't think this bearded girl has any disrespect for him at all.
"Stinky girl!" Shui Maomao glared at her and said, "If they didn't look like this, how could they be thrown away? They are lucky to be picked up by me."
Shui Maomao entered the cabin of the No. 3 ship, saw those jars, and asked Shui Xiaomao: "Are these the excrement jars?"
Shui Xiaomao nodded, and Shui Maomao turned to Xiaobao: "Why do you still keep the shit jar? Throw it away! Make room for me!"
Xiaobao hesitated, these jars are still very useful. On the ship, Gan came to a girl's house, and it was difficult to clean the bucket, so she relied on these jars.
Gan Lai picked up the one at the end and left.
Xiaobao asked people to carry all the jars out, but he didn't know where to throw them.
Shui Maomao grabbed the jar and kicked it out one by one, in the direction of the boat on one side.
A man actually kicked the jar flying towards him and kicked it towards another boat.
In this way, after several trips, the jars reached the shore.
After repeating this process, all the "Tu Yi" jars on the No. 3 boat arrived on the shore. Some were broken, and some were not broken and fell aside.
"Prodigal stuff! What a waste of so much good stuff!" Shui Mao Mao muttered dissatisfied.
Gan Lai discovered that the first big man to catch the jar was actually the one who ate his own fried eggs. He was very happy and shouted: "Come up! I'll prepare some eggs for you!"
The man smiled, showing a row of big yellow teeth, and approached with his boat.
When he got on the boat, Gan Lai handed him not a fried egg but a pig-bristle toothbrush: "Brush your teeth first!"
Chu Yuan's original expression of jealousy and defensiveness dissipated in an instant.
Any bad emotions are always provoked and cured inadvertently by Gan Lai.
Xiaobao asked the young men from Sanshun to fix these small fishing boats next to his fleet, and asked the men to get on the third boat.
The men brought by Shui Maomao threw baskets of fish and shrimps from their boats one after another, and Xiao Sining also set fire to each boat to cook.
Anyway, it’s almost noon, so it’s time to prepare for dinner.
Xiaobao pointed to Shuimaomao's butt: "Believe it or not, there is a jar under your seat."
When Shui Maomao heard this, he showed a disgusted expression. He pulled away the stool and lifted up the board underneath. When he opened it, he saw that there was indeed a jar, which was quite nice and orange.
Shui Mao Mao took it out and asked suspiciously: "Whose excrement and urine are so valuable and are packed in such a fine porcelain jar?"
Xiaobao suppressed a smile: "Oh my, it tastes so good. Do you want to try it?"
Shui Maomao pretended to be kicked out, and Xiao Baomao added: "Don't regret it, you really don't want to try it?"
Shui Maomao stared at Xiao Bao's eyes, her eyes full of caution: "Boy, you taste it first!" After saying that, she stuffed the jar into Xiao Bao's arms and covered her nose after that.
Xiaobao smiled and patted open the yellow mud seal on the top, and fanned the mouth of the jar with his hand.
Shui Maomao snatched the jar back and said, "You bastard! I didn't tell you earlier!" After saying that, she took the jar and poured it into her mouth.
This is Kyoto’s best-selling “Yamaye Wine”!
Gan Lai had already set up two pots, a large deep pot with roasted fish fillets in black bean sauce, and a frying pan that had been brushed with oil, and he was pouring egg liquid into it from left to right.
There was a big man standing next to him, brushing his teeth seriously. After brushing a few times, he poured a sip of water, rinsed his mouth with a slurp, spit it out, then shook some salt on the toothbrush, continued brushing, poured water, and gargled.
Chu Yuan went over, holding a handful of scallions in both hands, and naturally pushed the man away from Gan Lai, threw the scallions into the pot, and then stopped leaving, pretending to stir the fish pieces in the pot.
What's so good about this guy is that he fried eggs for him himself!
This person is so thick-skinned that he brushes his teeth just because of Gan Lai! Grandma is a bitch!
Over there, Xiao Sining had already brought a bunch of bowls and chopsticks to Xiaobao and the others, as well as peanuts, dried tofu, fried river shrimps, anything that could be cooked quickly, and put them on the table.
Five boats and ten stoves were all steaming and fragrant.
Shui Maomao ate fried peanuts for the first time. This thing has not yet spread to the people at the bottom of Jiangnan.
"Peanuts are like wine, and the more you drink, the more you drink."
Drinking without peanuts as a side dish is soulless.
"It's almost done!" Xiaobao warned: "It's delicious, but don't eat too much. My mother said that for fried peanuts, use white wine. The fat is too high and the liver can't handle it. I'll get you some peanuts later and use salt water.
If you cook it and eat it, then drink it, there are only advantages and no disadvantages."
Shui Mao Mao couldn't understand what fat was or wasn't high, and even if he understood it, it would be of no use, because he said: "That's nonsense! If you don't want to feed me, just say so!"
Xiaobao was very speechless: "How can you be so squeaky and strangled?"
Shui Maomao: "I'm so strangled!"
Hearing this, Xiao Sining rolled his eyes: "The ground is full of melons!"
Soon, all the boats were having dinner together. Except for Xiaobao's boat, there was no wine on the other boats, which made everyone yell, "Sanshun, get us some jars of wine later!"
Chapter completed!