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Chapter 110 The story that Oriental Kung Fu and New Oriental have to tell

"comeon~!av8d~ Come together~~" Jian Nan saw that the black people had such a strong understanding, and he suddenly became the center of a group of black people. He had an instant mentality, which was a lifelong unique skill.

Ye Tian almost sprayed out his mouth with an old blood.

The fans in the live broadcast room were also stunned. The black man actually... danced a square dance!!! Still listening to the music of the Northeast Errenzhuan!!!

excuseme?!!

What kind of picture is this? It's so eye-catching.

"Damn!"

"Damn it!"

"I'll hold on!"

"I seemed to have watched a fake live broadcast."

"What a stingy eye! My eyes are blind."

"It's so awesome. From spicy strips to Africa, our square dance has also entered African countries again. Please stay tuned for the next episode of science and culture, and the invasion of China's culture on Africa."

"The 6 upstairs have been turned over, hahahahaha~~~"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh, I can't stop, I laugh so hard that my stomach hurts."

"I go, I actually have the urge to get up and dance. Am I infected by the virus?"

"Madan, I just made an action on the street. The people around me looked at me so strangely. I am a girl!!!"

"Hey! Upstairs, it turns out that I just passed by and saw a girl taking off her clothes and running naked on the street, it turned out that it was you. What a coincidence. Do you want to know each other? I think your figure is still very good, but your breasts are a little small."

"Get upstairs thick!"

“2333333333”

.........

The next scene can only be described as a sentence of a group of demons dancing. More than a dozen big men with guns followed Jiannan to dance square dance behind them, and the children around them all followed each other.

The scene once made Ye Tian feel back to the square downstairs, and the kind of intimacy came to his face.

"Damn! This is not the music I want!"

Ye Tian's heart was once collapsed: "System, you are cruel, I curse you without ***, and you don't have seasonings when you eat instant noodles."

System: "I didn't have ***, and I didn't eat instant noodles either."

Ye Tian: "......"

I was speechless, and with the same system, why are you angry!

Hey, the second one is the second one. At least it has a bit rhythm and the listening habit is quite exciting.

Holding the sharp blade, for some reason, Ye Tian actually remembered Brother Pig on the deserted island. He would bravely stand ahead every time he was in crisis and endure all this fearlessly.

I don’t know if I’m still alive, and how many pounds I’ve gained. Well, I don’t know how good the meat is, I’m probably much better than the wild boar in front of me.

Brush brush.

Pointing the legs of the wild boar, cutting a small hole, stretching it quickly, the technique is smooth and full of beauty, perfectly separating the wild boar skin and fat. The wild boar originally had less fat, but Ye Tian accurately separated the two without any pause.

The black blade all over the body, blowing hair and cutting off hair, does not require Lin Tian to waste his power at all. He only needs to control the direction and techniques. The skin is as fast as lightning. Many people didn't pay attention. A wild boar has been peeled clean, and it is a whole wild boar skin, which can be sold for some money.

Far from the deserted island.

It was a strong, not even smaller than the wild boar that Lin Tian peeled, and even stronger muscles. Its long fangs exuded a sharp metallic luster. On its back, a little monkey was sitting, holding a fruit to eat.

As if there was some sense, the wild boar, who was lowering his head and eating food, suddenly raised his head and looked in one direction. The small black eyes revealed a hint of humane emotions.

"Puff."

He suddenly sneezes loudly, and his strong body shudders. He clearly felt an inexplicable chill from that direction. When the chrysanthemums tightened, they didn't even need food on the ground. They clamped their tails and ran away, which was so fast.

Jijijijijiji.

The little monkey on his back was thrown into the air at once, but at the last moment, he flexibly grabbed the hair on Brother Pig's neck and sat back again.

Looking at the quickly disappearing back, there is an inexplicable sense of joy.

Of course Ye Tian didn't know that at this time, his hands were flying, and he quickly cut the meat along the texture with one hand, evenly thick slices of meat or cut them into pieces of neatly diced meat. He held a plate in his other hand, and the pieces of meat floating in the air fell on it neatly.

Soon, all the meat on a wild boar had turned into slices of meat and pieces of meat, leaving only the limbs and legs and a skeleton.

“amazing!amazing!”

“magic!magic!!!”

The crowd of people dancing happily rang out of the joyful dance. They didn't pay much attention at all and were intoxicated by the hot dance, but when they turned around, they actually...

Bini and Niyaka had long been wide open at this time, stunned. Although they were dancing, they were always paying attention to Ye Tian. After all, that special momentum and mysterious oriental kung fu made them yearn for it.

At this time, he walked out of the crowd excitedly, especially the black man Niaka posed in a particularly familiar position.

The left leg was behind, with a slightly bent, the right leg was in front, the bow was smaller than the left leg, the right hand was in front, the left hand was in front, and the left hand was in front of the left chest, and a sharp scream was made in his mouth: "Ah, beat!!!"

"Oriental Kung Fu, Oriental Kung Fu." Bini stepped forward quickly and exclaimed constantly.

Ye Tian: "..."

Looking at the two black men with hot eyes, especially the big men, and one of them posing in an inappropriate Bruce Lee pose, Ye Tian... I felt a little proud.

"Ahem."

Ye Tian said calmly: "That's right, this is Oriental Kung Fu. I learned this from New Oriental, the highest institution of China. Students who go to New Oriental can learn it."

The two black men were heard wide-eyed and full of envy: "China treats the people so well, it's such a good government."

This powerful oriental kung fu can be learned by just going to school. My heart is filled with incomparable yearning. It would be great if they could live in China as well.

“6666”

“6666666”

"Bruce Lee's classic gesture, so miss it."

"I didn't expect that the blacks admire Bruce Lee so much, so I just pose for you, and I will recognize you."

"Didn't you notice it? The anchor said it very well in French. Although I don't understand it, I feel very awesome."

"I've wanted to say it for a long time. The anchor actually speaks French. I, a person who only knows 22 letters in English, feels like a failure."

"Uh...are you not 24 English letters?"

"233333....You guys are off topic, I won't congratulations, you made me laugh, hahahaha~"

"The 22 letters of God."

"Black people: So powerful, so powerful; anchor: Well, that's right, I'm the most awesome. Kneel down and worship me as my teacher. I feel that these black people will be fooled by the anchor."

......

At this time, the French-speaking friend appeared.

"23333, let me translate it. The black man exclaimed Dongfang Kung Fu. The anchor said that he was Dongfang Kung Fu, or learned it from New Oriental. New Oriental is so familiar!"

"Learn from a chef, New Oriental, it is a good place. Eight hundred stoves are stainless, two hundred masters have strong skills, New Oriental has a large scale, and 200,000 students are all over the world. There are many benefits to learning a chef well, and there are many benefits that cannot be said. The job is stable and the income is high, and lifelong employment is guaranteed and guaranteed! However, as I am a chef at New Oriental, New Oriental cannot teach a knives like an anchor, and my mentor cannot compare to it."

“6666…”

“6666666…”

"I feel that after this black man knows the truth, he will feel that the whole world is full of malicious intentions towards him."
Chapter completed!
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