wipe.

Ye Tian's face turned green and he turned around and ran away. The chimpanzee was so disgusting, so how could he hold a grudge?

Bang.

As soon as I ran two steps, I heard a loud sound coming from my ears.

When I turned around, my face turned black. There was a piece of black and dry thing on the ground where I was standing. The color and moistness fully demonstrated that it was the shit that the chimpanzee was pulling.

No wonder I stayed silently in the tree, it turned out to be shit, and then made shit shells.

Whoosh.

Another urgent and slow sound of breaking through the air came from my ears, and the accuracy was so accurate.

Ye Tian cursed his mother in his heart and didn't dare to stop. He quickly started running, evading in the shape of Z, which was very effective in the forest.

The fans in the live broadcast room discovered it immediately and were scammers one by one.

"Damn! I'm really throwing shit."

"Anchor, run away, it's coming again."

"So fast, this accuracy, this accuracy, a short preparation time, a fast attack time, a hidden weapon master! If this chimpanzee can participate in the international dart competition, he will definitely win a gold medal."

"23333, chimpanzee, I don't accept it, I will obey you."

"What is the most lacking in the 21st century? Talent, chimpanzees, the country needs you, and the people need you. On behalf of the hidden weapon world, I welcome you to join."

.....

Bang.

A tight piece of shit hit a tree, making a crisp and loud sound, and the whole tree trembled. The shit piece burst out in an instant and spread around, and the smell was quite unusual.

Ye Tian breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately he hid all over, and the chimpanzee threw it too fast.

I really don’t know how much this chimpanzee has pulled, and it actually made so many shit bullets. It’s so crazy.

Ye Tian shook his fingers at the chimpanzee, and a middle finger was erected, with a contempt expression on his face.

Then the chimpanzee screamed unwillingly from the tree, grinning.

The next moment, the chimpanzee seemed to know that he could not do anything to Ye Tian, ​​so he turned his head and looked at Jiannan not far from it.

To it, the creature in front of it looks the same, who is not throwing it?

When he thought about it, the orangutan's eyes suddenly became sharp.

Yunfumao's hands grabbed the lumps on the branches, kneaded them tightly, and grinned proudly at Ye Tian in the distance, then waved his hand and a black shadow fell from the sky.

"Damn!"

Ye Tian was stunned and immediately shouted: "Jiannan, pay attention to your head."

"What?"

Jiannan raised his head in confusion and saw a black stream of light flying rapidly, not giving him time to hide.

With a bang, it happened to hit the forehead. Jiannan was directly overthrown by a force, his eyes were filled with confusion. The moment he fell down, he saw the chimpanzee on the tree screaming proudly, and then waved his hand again, and a black shadow flew over again in a hurry and slow manner.

Ye Tian covered his face and couldn't bear to look at him.

By chance, he called out, Jian Nan raised his head and hit the forehead. The coordination was perfect, and he definitely didn't mean it.

“Ah~~~~~”

A miserable and anal fissure sounded in the rain forest, and the resentment contained in it made the large animal chrysanthemum tighten, and the small animal fled in panic.

Ten minutes later.

By a clear stream, the stream is very narrow, but the water flows cleanly, so there is no need to worry about crocodiles.

Vomit ~

Wow.

Accompanied by the sound of vomiting and the sound of water washing and rubbing, Jiannan was washing weakly, tortured by the chimpanzee.

Ye Tian climbed up a big tree at this time and looked at the nearby terrain. Although the visibility was poor, it was much better than on the ground.

“Hahahaha~~”

"Poor Jiannan, sympathize with him for a second."

"That chimpanzee is so hateful that it must be condemned, and... can I do it again? I haven't seen enough."

"The upstairs is too bad. From the perspective of justice, I... also requested to come."

......

With a thud, Jiannan took off his clothes and jumped in.

Ye Tian suddenly remembered something, turned his head and said to Jian Nan, "By the way, Jian Nan, stop peeing in the water!"

Jian Nan was stunned and asked in confusion: "What? Peeing polluted the environment?" He really wanted to pee, after all, when he was a child, he could urinate a lot in the bathhouse.

Ye Tian said with a strange look: "I told you, don't pee in the stream, don't blame me if it hurts so much."

After saying that, Ye Tian turned his head and continued to observe the terrain.

When Jiannan heard this, his body shivered suddenly. When he said that he felt that it was a legend to live until now. He could write a book. But what does Ye Tian mean? Could it be that he would die if he peed in the water? When he was a child, he came over in the river water in the bathhouse and even in the swimming pool?

But after arriving in the rainforest, every time Ye Tian said it was not a lie. Every time there was a crisis, there was a crisis, the poison dart frogs on the leaves, the crocodiles from the water plants, and all of them seemed inconspicuous or very hidden animals, and they were very scary. By the way, there were also damn chimpanzees.

When he thought of the chimpanzee, Jiannan felt a slight pain in his liver, and the odor and smell on his body seemed to be stronger.

I quickly cleaned it quickly, but unfortunately it was difficult to wash it without shampoo and shower gel, or Jiannan's heart was too big.

The water lovers were also very confused. How could people die if they pee in the water? So they asked one after another.

"Anchor, why did you tell Jiannan not to pee in the water?"

"Is the water not clean? Or is it poisonous in Jiannan's urine? Then drinking water will cause poisoning to die."

"6666....The logic of this god upstairs."

"The last moment the anchor died: you actually poisoned the urine."

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha"

.....

Ye Tian rolled his eyes and explained: "The Gangli River is a Tamsui River. There are all kinds of fish in the Tamsui River. The reason why I asked Jiannan not to pee in the water is because there is a kind of freshwater fish called toothpick fish living in the Gangli River. Their bodies are so small that they can swim into the victim's urethra. Once they take root, they say that they stick out a small thorn and feed on the victim's blood and body tissues. What's scary is that they will survive and continue to reproduce in the victim's body until the victim's blood is sucked dry, and only surgical operations can clear them."

When the water friends heard this, they immediately took a breath.

"I'll go, toothpick fish?"

"Anchor, I read less, don't lie to me? Is there such a slutty operation?"

"Where can you get in? How painful would it hurt?"

"My God, what should I do after I get in? I won't cut it off!"

"Puff, no!!"

"What else should I do? Suck it out?"

"Damn..."

.....

Ye Tian continued: "If you pee in water, the water temperature and urine composition will make this fish feel it. If there is a toothpick fish next to you, the toothpick fish will definitely drill in quickly along your urine. After you get in, don't think of such a stupid method? Can you reach your own with your head? You can only take it out with surgery, there is no other way, and the surgery must be done before you have any pain. After all, that place is very fragile, and after the surgery, it is mostly useless."

"Damn it! I suddenly felt a chill under me. I used to pee in the water, but fortunately no fish came in."

"I will never pee in the river again. [Cover your face]"

"By the way, what would happen if it were a woman...? [Hehehehe]"

"Hehehe~~There are barbs!"

"Hold the grass, drive upstairs, it's beyond my defense, my old waist."

"Hey! Yao Yao Ling? Come and save me, I'm overturned."

"Thanks to the airplane x2 given to the anchor by [I've been heartbroken for three years]!"

"Thank you [Leave loneliness to yourself] for giving the anchor the card x12!"

"Thank you [Goodbye, Goodbye, No See you] for the high-end rewards given to the anchor!"
Chapter completed!