Chapter 147 This is the best ass I've ever eaten 【Monthly Pass】
"I'll go, I'll become a sperm." Ye Tian was startled by the pig's smile. He was definitely a smile or a flattering smile.
When the water friends saw this scene, they were also shocked.
"Damn it! The pig smiled."
"I was shocked. The pig actually laughed. I have only seen dog laughing and cat laughing. Today I have gained some knowledge. The pig laughed."
"Tell you a joke, the pigs laughed."
"Hahahaha, this joke is good."
"The upstairs has a stubborn mind. He calls you a pig, and you are really fooled, hahahaha."
"This pig is very smart and doesn't feel that it's lower than a dog's IQ."
"If you don't keep the anchor, just treat it as a reserve of food. If you can't unload the pot one day, slaughter it and eat it. Hehehe~~~ Is this a good idea?"
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When Ye Tian saw this barrage, his eyes lit up and he slapped his thighs: "Hey! Yes, when you really can't get rid of the pot one day, you will be slaughtered and eaten. Now you are the fat and fat you are now."
He said to the barrage with a happy face: "See, this is called the reserve of strategic materials in the wild, something that only real smart people can do."
When he saw Ye Tian's expression, he immediately filled the screen with 666. He abused him for being shameless, and said on the barrage, saying that he was smart and was definitely the most shameless anchor they had ever seen.
As soon as he saw this, Ye Tian couldn't help but laugh.
Well, that's right, I'm shameless, I'm proud!
Take out fresh honey and touch the fragrant roasted chicken, and then roast it on the flames. The fragrance of honey and chicken mixed together suddenly filled the entire air.
Sizzling.
The honey sizzles and slowly nourishes, penetrates, and merges with the chicken on the surface.
The chicken that had gradually turned black became brown, and the saliva in Ye Tian's mouth continued to increase.
"This kind of honey is worthy of being the first-class honey. No other seasoning has been added yet. It is so fragrant. Judging from the color, the browned, crispy and tender flesh and strong juice are wrapped in. Look, the surface is light oily under the sun. This is the thin fat of the pheasant itself and the honey is slowly roasted. The barbecue method must be very superb, so it tastes absolutely full. The pheasant meat and first-class honey are absolutely excellent and absolutely delicious in the world." Ye Tian leaned closer to the roast chicken with aroma and said intoxicatedly, and he raised his eyebrows at the live broadcast room from time to time, with a smile on his face very little.
“23333..."
"Bastar, I didn't eat at all. After saying this, I became even hungry."
"Anchor, if you do this, I will be beaten sooner or later."
"I can smell the fragrance through the screen. It smells so good, and my greed is seduced."
"I want to eat chicken, eat chicken, eat chicken!!!"
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At this moment, Jiannan, who was sweating all over, walked over from the woods and heard the sound of his stomach gusting from a distance.
"Brother Tian, do you have anything to eat? I could smell the aroma of roasted chicken from a distance. Is it roasted chicken?" Jiannan shouted.
"I'll go, you're a dog's nose!"
Ye Tian turned around and looked at Jian Nan walking out of the woods, his eyes were shining, and he swallowed his saliva and looked at the roast chicken that was constantly rolling on the flames in his hand: "Wait a little longer, I just applied a layer of honey, and I need to roast it again."
"Honey, where does honey come from? It's so fragrant, this roast chicken looks delicious."
Jiannan walked up, swallowed his saliva, saw the huge honeycomb at Ye Tian's feet, and widened his eyes and exclaimed: "Damn, what a big honeycomb, Brother Tian, you have snatched all the bees' old nests, why didn't you get stung? Also, if I have, I'll get a little more honey." Especially when he saw that Ye Tian had no bag on his body, he knew that the bees were so painful that they were so frightened. When he provoked those wild honeycombs when he was a child, he was chased and ran around the village.
“Hehehe…”
Ye Tian smiled and said, "Maybe I am quite handsome, so bees don't stung me. I remember when you were a child, you were chased by bees and ran around the village, just like Brother Pig."
Jiannan: "...Who is Brother Zhu TWO?" After asking, Jiannan regretted it.
Ye Tian: "That was a wild boar, a wild Red River pig."
Jiannan: "..." Sure enough, he wanted to slap himself.
On the barrage, the water friends laughed and complained.
Ye Tian took out the seasoning and sprinkled it on the roasted chicken quickly and evenly. Suddenly, the fragrance of the seasoning was accompanied by the roasted chicken. At most, it was simply baked.
"Come on."
Ye Tian moved the roasted chicken away from the fire, put it on the girl's place at the tip of his nose, and said, "The roasted chicken is ready, I'll eat roasted chicken." As he said that, he tore off a chicken leg and bit it. Ye Tian suddenly blew it and grinned, but he still chewed it very quickly, unable to bear to spit it off. The burning pain on his face was a hint of satisfaction.
"Damn, Brother Tian, you are not kind!"
Jian Nan immediately rushed up and shouted, "How can you bear to act directly? Shouldn't you let the guests come first?" Seeing that Ye Tian had finished gnawing a chicken leg, spit out a bone, immediately swallowed the words in his mouth, and reached out to tear another chicken leg.
Ye Tian threw away the bones of the chicken leg and said with a smile: "If you snatch another chicken leg, I will eat the chicken butt."
"ah?!"
When he heard this, Jian Nan reached out to the chicken leg and immediately changed direction, shouting: "Brother Tian, you are so unkind that you actually want to grab my favorite chicken butt. The chicken butt is so good, the meat is so delicious, you actually want to grab the top-notch deliciousness, don't you know my favorite butt." As he said that, he grabbed the chicken butt and his hand retracted at a faster speed. It was too hot. Just kidding, this was just taken off the flame, and a layer of honey was applied on it, and the temperature was not low at all.
"Damn, it's so hot!" Although he said that, Jian Nan stretched out his hand again and grabbed the chicken's butt several times, but he didn't tear it off.
Ye Tian smiled and nibbled with another chicken leg, eating happily, and exclaimed: "It's really good, this kind of honey, game chicken, and perfect barbecue technology are so perfect."
"Hold it."
Looking at Jian Nan with a pitiful look, he immediately tore the roast chicken in half and threw it to Jian Nan with the piece of chicken butt.
Jiannan quickly took the slightest eyes and quick hands, but he was still scalded and grinned, but he was reluctant to throw it away. You should know that not only the outer skin temperature is high, but the inside temperature is actually not low.
Huhu.
He shouted and stuffed it into his mouth.
He was lying with a sharp mouth and shouting: "It's delicious, so delicious, this is definitely the best butt I've ever eaten."
There was peace on the barrage.
“66666”
"The best butt, forgive me for being dirty."
"I have been reading my butt for decades. This butt is round and plump, delicious and juicy. It must be the most scientific exercise I have usually done. It is a peerless butt. It is not only comfortable to fuck, but also delicious."
Chapter completed!