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Chapter 150 Do you see me as a dick? 【Full Order】

Ye Tian bit the palm core in big mouth, then stood up and looked around again.

Then he walked to a big tree, pointed to a cicada on the tree and said, "This is also the source of food. Here, you have no choice. It is impossible for everything to go as smoothly as the anchor. If you want to survive, you must maintain a good attitude and a mouth that is not picky about food."

As he said that, before the water friends could react, Ye Tian took down the cicadas on the tree trunk and threw them into his mouth.

“6666”

“6666666”

"I also want to say that if the anchor eats it, I will give you a rocket, 23333... It seems that I am still too young."

"Hahahahaha~~~I feel that there is no anchor in this world that cannot be eaten by him."

"The last second was still healthy food, the king of vegetables, and the next second was so cruel. [Laughing and crying]"

"Anchor, what does it taste like? Is it delicious?"

"I have only eaten fried cicadas. To put it, it tastes really good, but the cicadas are still yelling like the anchor, but I haven't tried it before, and I dare not try it. The anchor is really a man, I'm convinced."

......

“What does it taste like?”

Ye Tian chewed his mouth wide, smiled and raised his thumbs up, and said, "Crispy, chicken flavor, worth recommending, and you should not underestimate this cicada."

"Cicadas are rich in nutrients, with dry-based protein content of more than 70%, fat about 7%, vitamins and various beneficial trace elements are higher than those of ordinary meat foods, and they can be called the protein king in today's foods.

In recent years, many places have put cicadas on the dining table. As health food, the market demand is getting bigger and higher and higher prices are getting higher and higher."

“6666”

“66666”

"He is so crispy, chicken flavor."

"If I hadn't eaten fried cicadas, I would have believed the anchor."

"2333... I just ate a vegetable king, and now I have another egg white king. Oh my god! Is it because I am a little studying? I feel like the anchor is fooling me?"

"Tell you a sad story. Although the anchor is jokingly speaking, the knowledge he says is true."

"Tell you something, the anchor is so awesome."

.....

“Hahahaha~”

Looking at the barrage, Ye Tian couldn't help laughing: "Okay, I won't joke. How to say it, it's the smell of insects, which is astringent and bitter. Although it tastes bad, it can replenish your body in the wild and maintain your physical activities. Don't think that the anchor is just kidding. Many people call the forest a green hell. It is not as simple as it seems. You must maintain good physical strength, otherwise you will not even have the strength to run when you encounter danger."

And when all the fans complained with each other, the live broadcast room was very lively.

A water friend named [I like wilderness live broadcast] said: "Don't think the anchor is joking. In fact, the same type. In addition to the anchor's live broadcast room, I have been paying attention to other live broadcast rooms that imitate the anchor. Now there are very few surviving Niao Niao, only the beautiful girl Lin Meimei is still alive. That's because Lin Meimei chose some normal woods in China, and there are no large wild beasts. However, a high fever in the wild almost killed her. Fortunately, the police arrived in time, while the other anchors were not so lucky. The hospitalized and the wild wolf were also encountered. It would be good to survive. I heard that I am still unconscious now. I donated 50 cents, and some disappeared directly. So, what I want to say is that the anchor is really dick, really sexy, and he is kneeling on his phone. The more you understand, you will understand how dick the anchor is."

“6666”

“66666”

"I said those wilderness live broadcasts have disappeared."

"Anchor, a godlike man."

"After you say this, I feel that the anchor is really awesome. Although I used to think it was really awesome, now I feel even more awesome, referred to as **."

“Hahahaha~~”

.....

Ye Tian also saw this comment and shook his head with a smile. He didn't pay attention to those wilderness live broadcast rooms during this period, but he had a little impression of the girl Lin he mentioned. After all, he looked quite handsome. He had also entered her live broadcast room. Unexpectedly, so many things happened during this period.

However, he did not think that these things happened. After all, not everyone is as cool as him or as cool as him, only this one is the only one.

Under impulse, he dared to rush into the barren mountains and forests, which was simply seeking death. He did not have the strong survival ability of Bei Ye and De Ye, let alone, Bei Ye and De Ye also have experience in serving in the army, and they are not ordinary troops. With the accumulation of time and professional teams, the safety of life is guaranteed. But after these people watched his live broadcast room, they dared to rush to the live broadcast, which was no different from sending death.

In the previous life, everyone only saw Bei Ye’s success. They didn’t know how much effort he had put in behind his back, how many crises he had encountered, and the anchors who failed to survive in the wilderness and ruined their lives.

Ye Tian had seen such videos. Although many of them were quickly blocked, Ye Tian had seen a British wilderness live broadcaster who was stared at by prey in the wild, bitten and poisoned. The final shot was that he was attacked and dragged away by wild beasts, and some were even found after death for a few weeks, and the body was no longer in the same state.

Ye Tian walked further into the woods and grinned, "Looking at what you said, I suddenly remembered a joke, just to tell you, friends who eat and drive must pay attention."

"Hahaha, I finally waited for the joke."

"Anchor, speak quickly, speak quickly."

"Wait, I'll park a car first, otherwise my life will be in danger."

"I feel that the anchor is going to drive again. Everyone stops what they are doing and listens attentively. If the car is overturned, it is life-threatening."

.....

Without paying attention to the live broadcast room, Ye Tian said directly: "Today, I accompanied Lao Wang and his wife next door to play billiards. I came up to clear the table. In order to show off my skills, I said to Lao Wang's wife: "How is it, sister-in-law, do you think I'm dick?" Lao Wang's wife blushed, lowered her head, and whispered: "No." I was stunned. This was a bit ambiguous, and she quickly explained: "I didn't say that, sister-in-law, are you surprised?" Lao Wang's wife blushed, her head was almost buried in her chest, and her voice became smaller: "No."

As soon as he finished speaking, the live broadcast room exploded.

"puff."

“6666”

“66666”

“6666666”

"Do you see my dick? Don't you see it. Are you surprised? Don't eat it."

"Hold the grass, I'm overturned again, I want to call the police."

"【cover face】【cover face】【shame】porn anchor, what's he driving again."

"Damn, I figured it out, Damn, this car is driving too fast, there is such a sexy operation."

"The anchor is invincible, and the earth can no longer hold the anchor."

"Old Wang's wife is going to be popular, and she is going to be popular."

"Madan, now when I think about what I said above, anchor**, why do I see these words all yellow? Brothers, come and tell me if there is something wrong with my eyes."
Chapter completed!
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