Chapter 180? This stupid bird(1/2)
at the same time.
“There is only one truth!”
“There is only one truth!”
“There is only one truth!”
The similar sounds coming from all around made Ye Tian feel a little angry.
I just felt cold all over, but once I saw through this kind of thing, I felt ridiculous. I was actually frightened by this thing.
It’s like a street performer, holding copper plates in a oil pan. This kind of specialty looks very intimidating. Isn’t it just taking advantage of people’s fear?
It’s just that ordinary people dare not do it, so they look so awesome!
Just like when you walk in the forest, a person suddenly hears his own voice from a distance, you will be scared to pee.
Even on remote paths, in office buildings late at night, or in dark underground parking lots, if you suddenly hear your voice, think about it, how fucked it would be.
So Ye Tian is so angry now!
Without saying a word, he squatted down, picked up a few stones from the ground, and smashed them one by one at the place where the sound came.
You said, it would be fine if one side were there, but it came from all around.
This thing can scare people.
Ye Tian knew that sometimes animals do things through some instincts to protect themselves, just like chameleons change color, just to survive better.
Whenever animals encounter opponents, they will glar and roar, which is also to protect themselves.
Although I know this, I am still angry.
Whoosh!
Whoosh!
Whoosh!
The stones fell directly into the grass.
Suddenly, birds flew out from it like a frightened bird.
Three birds flew out of the east!
The feathers are bright in color, with the toes facing the shape of the toes, and the two toes facing backwards, suitable for grasping. The bird's beak is curved, like a barb, which looks strong and powerful. You can tell at a glance that you can eat hard shell fruit.
That's right, this thing is a parrot.
Good at imitating sounds, including human language.
That’s right, it was this Turtle Sun who scared Ye Tian and scared the fans in the live broadcast room to their nerves.
When I saw the bird flying out, the live broadcast room suddenly complained crazy.
"wipe!"
"It turned out to be just a parrot."
"Madan, I'm scared my father to death, and I'm still going to collect the anchor's body."
"Actually, I guessed it a long time ago~!"
"This is a hindsight on the upstairs! I have obviously discovered it smartly for a long time."
.....
When Ye Tian saw the parrot flying out, he was furious.
The stone in his hand aims at the most beautiful and beautiful feathers and hits it on his head.
Whoosh!
Bang!
I don’t know if it’s because of my luck or the bird is too stupid, but he actually hit it.
"Ga!"
With a scream, the parrot fell directly to the ground.
Ye Tian was also stunned. He didn't expect that his next blow would hit him in anger.
I was a little confused for a moment and just wanted to shout 666.
Look, the fans in the live broadcast room have already shouted out his heart.
“6666”
“6666666”
"It actually hit the scene, the anchor is awesome!"
"It's all OK, why do you feel like the parrot took the initiative to come over?"
"Hahaha~~This sharp hidden weapon technique, professional posture, and confident look all say that the anchor is a martial arts master who hides the world."
"If I hadn't seen the anchor's confused look on his face, I would have believed it."
"Anchor: I also said 666, he actually hit it."
......
Just like now, when everyone knew that it was the bird that made the sound, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
As for fear of the unknown?
I have long known where to throw it, and there is still a ghost's fear.
Parrotism!
Although many people have never seen it, they have long heard of it on TV, magazines, movies, books, or in life. It is just a broken bird that can imitate some human words.
How can people be afraid?
Just like if you are bitten by a bug, and then you will have signs of pain, sourness, swelling, fever, etc., you will have fear, fear of death, fear of toxins, worrying about whether you will die like this, whether you will...
Then when you know that an ant bites you, everything else is fantasy, and you suddenly throw everything away, and you pinch the ant to death with one hand, and then... it's gone.
Now everyone can only watch the fun.
Ye Tian walked forward. Not to mention, the parrot that was smashed was nothing. He screamed, but when Ye Tian walked in front of him, the parrot was ready to escape.
But before he could fly, he was pinched by Ye Tian.
“Gaga ~”
It’s useless to call, after all, the person involved is different from the person watching the show. The water friends turn around and forget it, but Ye Tian hasn’t forgotten it yet.
Bang!
He slapped the parrot on the head and said viciously: "You stupid bird! You can't even compare to my bird, so you dare to scare me. Believe it or not, I will let you feel inferior."
The parrot looked confused and was knocked out by Ye Tian, looking at Ye Tian with a confused look on his face.
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
This is the true portrayal of this parrot!
Then when the parrot heard Ye Tian's words, his eyes lit up and said to Ye Tian loudly and passionately: "You stupid bird! You can't even compare with my bird, so you dare to scare me. Believe it or not, I will let you feel inferior."
Instinct!
If the parrot can think about it on its own, it will definitely explain immediately: "This is instinct! I can't control myself!"
However, there is no if.
The sound was sharp and thin. At this time, it was quite different from Ye Tian's voice, but it sounded vivid, and even the emotions contained in it were imitated. It was much better than the imitation of ordinary parrots, and it looked much more like it.
But now, Ye Tian didn't have the energy to think about this, because he was despised by a bird now.
Angry Ye Tian: "You stupid bird!"
Parrot: "You stupid bird!"
Ye Tian: "You damn birdman!"
Parrot: "You damn birdman!"
Ye Tian: "Believe it or not, I will kill you, the broken bird!"
Parrot: "Believe it or not, I will kill you, the broken bird!"
....
One person said one, it was wrong, one person said one bird, and each sentence started to curse.
That was a quarrel, and I didn't want to let it go at all.
You come and go!
It made the live broadcast room laugh.
“6666”
To be continued...