Chapter 195 Where is Lao Tzu's 20-meter sword?
Ye Tian sighed in his heart that a forest is so polite, unlike in the city, and now even an old man has fallen and dare not help him.
It’s really worse than an image!
But whoever dares to help the elephant is afraid it’s a short life!
It’s like a man who is as dicky as him, no matter whether he is holding a wall or a dick, a man who dares to support even an elephant dares to do this.
Thinking of this, I feel happy.
And just then.
Hesitate!
The elephant's nose that Ye Tian was holding suddenly spurted out two streams of water, which were both urgent and slow, and directly sprayed on Ye Tian's face. Ye Tian was in mid-air at this time and could not exert force at all. Moreover, he had no defense. The most important thing is that the distance was short and he couldn't defend at all!
When he saw the water, his mind went blank, and then Ye Tian was pushed away.
Gulugulu!
This strength was so strong that Ye Tian had several falls.
The fans in the live broadcast room were also stunned, completely stunned by this scene.
In fact, the forest just now was like handing out its elephant trunk, and it was like a person pulling a fallen person. The hand stretched out was so polite, and they were shocked. The forest looked so smart!
Especially when they heard Ye Tian’s shameless praise, they basically believed it.
However, before Ye Tian stood up, he was sprayed away.
“6666”
“6666666”
"The anchor was actually tricked by the elephant!"
"Damn! It's so fierce! The anchor has flew away this saliva."
"This forest looks like a trick! It turns out that water has been prepared in my mouth, to help the anchor, and then spray it off. This... is so scheming!"
"I played the anchor head-on and it was the first time I saw him, and I was convinced by this forest elephant."
"Now, an elephant can play tricks!"
"I'm still too young. I just thought that scene was very loving, and then I saw the anchor being beaten by the water."
......
Everyone was stunned by the actions of this forest elephant, including Ye Tian, who was completely confused.
He thought the forest elephant was really here to help him, but he never expected that he would be tricked by a forest elephant.
He is so dicky, handsome, handsome, and suave. He punches Nanshan Nursing Home and Beihai Kindergarten, but was tricked by a beast.
It's tolerant! Who can't bear it!
I have been tolerant of you again and again. I can't forget it if you bully me, but I still spit at me and spit so far.
This is trampling on his dignity and self-esteem.
He also wants to save face, okay?
Is it embarrassing to be insulted like this in front of fans around the world?
It would be embarrassing if he didn't do anything now. A generation of heroes was actually bullied by a forest elephant.
How will he be a human being in the future?
bristle!
The anger surges!
I immediately jumped up from the ground, regardless of the wet body and the face was still a little painful. I pinched my waist with one hand and pointed the other hand in front of me. My eyes were like lightning, and I shouted with great momentum: "Brother Xiang, I will give you a chance to reorganize your language, otherwise I will beat you to kneel down and call you dad now! I am very serious, I am super serious! I get angry, even I am afraid of myself!"
In the live video, a figure who looks handsome but a little embarrassed, pointed at the strong and tall forest elephant with great momentum, and said condescending words. It looked very harmonious and made people feel energetic after watching it.
“6666”
“66666666”
“2333333333”
"23333, give you a chance to reorganize your language, otherwise you will kneel down and call him dad!"
"Damn, although the anchor said it was very impressive, but I watched it all, and the scenes were all comedy?"
"I'm very serious. I'm angry and I'm afraid even myself! Forgive me for laughing unkindly, hahaha~~~"
"Hahahaha~~I'm so laughing to death, hahahahahaha~~I can't stop at all!!!"
"Although the anchor is very manly now, my wife and I are always smiling happily. Hey, I seem to hear the boss's laughter, wait, damn! The boss is behind me..."
"I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. I was still working just now, and then I slapped the boss in the face. I wonder if I will be fired today. Damn, hahahahaha~ Even if I fired, I want to laugh."
......
It’s really because Ye Tian’s look and fitting this occasion, the harsh words he made were too inappropriate. This is simply watching a nonsensical and funny movie, because you don’t know what will happen next moment.
The forest elephant was confused and shook her nose. What was the guy in front of her who was just playing with it? What were she talking about? Is she praising it? Want to play?
The elephant's eyes suddenly lit up, and his nose was raised, and he bent and fired.
In fact, elephants like to play in water, and like their companions, they are spraying water. Because they are familiar with you, they spit at you. That's what it means.
Of course, Ye Tian doesn’t think so. After all, whoever plays with you is spitting at you without any warning. He is sick!
Ye Tian felt bad when he saw the elephant nose standing up, but the water sprayed out was too fast.
I only had time, and I roared in my heart: Iron block!
The forehead suddenly became as hard as steel.
when!
He hit his forehead hard and knocked him down again. His power was so strong that it was simply the sound of a collision of steel.
"Damn!"
I suddenly turned around two times in a row. Although my head didn't hurt, I felt very aggrieved.
I helped you save the little elephant in the forest, and you bully me. I really think I was a mud.
He touched his forehead and stood up again, roaring: "Damn it, what are you going to do again? Believe it or not, I took out a 20-meter-long sword and stab you to death. For our friendship, I will let you run nineteen meters first. I am so generous."
As he said that, he took out the sharp blade, yes, only twenty centimeters, and then stared at the forest elephant fiercely, as if he wanted to pierce a few holes in the elephant's head.
“23333”
“2333333”
"Take out my 20-meter sword and let you run nineteen meters first!"
"6666...I'm so generous!"
"I should have sympathized with the anchor at this time, but why did I feel like laughing without any fluctuations in my heart?"
"Hahahahaha~~~Forgive me, I finally couldn't help but smile unkindly."
"MDZZ, anchor, you think the forest is like blind! 20 cm, you dare to blow twenty meters, I am eighteen cm, I have never dared to say it, just because I am afraid that the female hooligan will come to me."
"6666... God is 18 cm!"
"The anchor said: Believe it or not, I will take out 20 cm. My girlfriend, let you run 19 cm first."
"Damn, this car is not as good as it can be."
"Oh, hold the grass! My old waist, he's wrong again."
"Hey! Yao Yao Ling! I'm overturned again, where am I? I'm in room 666 of Douyu live broadcast room, come quickly~"
"What are you talking about? Why can't I understand? You shouldn't care about the anchor now. Will you be beaten to death by the Forest Elephant? After all, the anchor is so destined to death now, and is completely provoking the Forest Elephant."
Chapter completed!