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Chapter 350 Veteran Cadre Activity Center

Wang Dafu twitched from the corner of his eyes as Ye Tian interacted with his friends.

He probably would have been beaten to another person!

Sometimes I feel so sorry for the words I said!

Lin Xueer watched all this strangely. She had watched the live broadcast, but she had never seen the live broadcast atmosphere, which was completely different.

Especially... Ye Tian said it was quite worthy of beating, and the key was that the fans listened seriously.

She has seen singing, dancing, performing talent, playing games, and helping others solve emotional problems. The key is to solve this kind of blow, just like talking and laughing among friends, or even mutual damage.

The live broadcast room suddenly changed.

"By the way, anchor, I haven't told jokes for a long time, let's do a few!"

"Yes! The weather is so good today, and there are such beautiful scenery. It's not appropriate to not have a few jokes."

"Well, dinner is delicious today. Host, let's celebrate it with a few jokes."

"Hahaha~~ The bid for the 2008 Olympic Games is successful, let's celebrate it with a few jokes."

"66666....Your sudden words made me unable to take it for a while."

"Damn it, my brain almost didn't react. What you said has something to do with the anchor telling jokes."

"You are so good at it! I almost believed all the reasons I said."

"The weather is good, the dinner is delicious, and the Olympic bid is successful, and I will accept you!"

"In the middle of the night, my room made a pig-like laugh, and then I was scolded!"

......

Ye Tian was stunned when he saw this scene, rolled his eyes and said, "You guys, this showmanship has successfully interrupted my thoughts, but it has indeed been a long time since I told jokes. Before going to bed, I will help me with the fun!"

Wang Dafu and Lin Xueer also kept watching the barrage in Ye Tian’s live broadcast room. Although their phones were a little bit, there was no signal here!

That's all there is to be a little fun.

When I saw those barrage, I was confused.

What does this have to do with saying jokes?

Well, then I'm sure, it really doesn't matter.

In this live broadcast room, most people really can't keep up with the IQ.

Wang Dafu has watched Ye Tian’s live broadcast room and of course he knows what Ye Tian is saying. He immediately sits upright and listens carefully to prevent the car from overturning.

Lin Xueer was full of curiosity. What is this joke? Why are these people so happy?

The barrage of the whole screen can show that these friends are very happy, which must be very exciting. Their beautiful eyes stared at Ye Tian, ​​quietly waiting for the following text.

Well, before going to bed, it should be something to help you enjoy yourself!

Have a drink of water first!

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said, "Then let's have an emotional one, which just echoes the theme. When I was in junior high school, a friend was discovered by the head teacher when he fell in love early. The head teacher called him directly to the office. After several hours of gradual guidance and temptation-like education, the head teacher finally understood the reason why he couldn't find a girlfriend in his 30s."

"Puff~"

Lin Xueer had just drank the water from her mouth and sprayed it directly the next moment. This was so anxious that she couldn't react for a while.

So this is a joke!

Is there any such operation in the world?

Wang Dafu: "66666"

On the live broadcast room barrage.

"Puff~"

"Puff~~"

“6666”

“6666666”

"Damn, this bend is too fast! It's not enough to defend!"

"The grass! It's actually overturned again."

"This student is awesome! It's so awesome!"

"Hahahaha~~ The head teacher finally understood the reason why he has been unable to find a girlfriend for more than 30 years."

"He can't find a girlfriend, who will educate him?"

"23333....Educate students instead of being educated."

"Remind me of a news story. A human trafficker, because of fatigue, stopped by the road and took a nap. When he woke up, he found that his kidney was missing."

"Hahaha~~ This news above is similar to the anchor's joke."

"Damn, I've been single for more than 20 years, anchor, I really want to make friends with you, my friend, and let him educate me."

"I am in my thirties now and I am still single. When I hear this joke, tears almost burst out."

"I feel that this friend of the anchor is the anchor himself, and only the anchor is so cool and so slutty."

"Hahahaha~~ I think so too upstairs."

.........

Ye Tian was startled because Lin Xueer almost swears at him and misses a little bit.

He said with a sincere look: "Next time I tell a joke, don't drink water next to me, as this will easily lead to accidental injury."

Lin Xueer's face turned slightly red and she didn't say anything. Her big eyes were bent into a curve. She couldn't help laughing, and then she turned sideways closer to Ye Tian.

She couldn't help but remember the words that Ye Tian teased her the previous few times, which seemed to be these jokes that made her angry and anxious, but she couldn't help but pay attention to him.

Ye Tian wiped a few drops of water from his face, woman! He didn't apologize, it was so rude, he wanted to fight back.

His eyes rolled and continued to say, "Tell me another story, a couple of elderly people had a love at dusk. They got married. When they were intimate on the wedding night, because the two old people were usually funny, the bride stroked the groom's younger brother and asked shyly: Husband, what are you doing? The groom answered seriously: This is an old cadre; after a moment, the groom stroked the bride and asked: Sister, what are you doing? The bride replied: This is the activity center of the old cadre."

Swish!

Lin Xueer didn't have to look at it, she knew that her face had blushed and her face was buried unconsciously.

This is not a serious joke at all, it is a colorful joke.

We are all adults, we have never eaten pork, and we have never seen pigs run away!

The live broadcast room was blown up!

"Damn!"

“6666”

“6666666”

"Damn, I thought it was a serious car, but when I thought about it carefully, it wasn't a car to go to kindergarten at all."

"Damn it! It's overturned! It's overturned! Open the door quickly, I'm going to get out!"

"Stop thinking about it, the car has been locked by the anchor long ago."

"The two words, the two places, and the anchors, have been ruined by the anchor again."

"Madan, anchor, how do you think I'm going to face the old cadres, and the old cadres activity center."

"If I tell my grandfather this joke, I will probably be beaten to death by him. He is in the activity center of the veteran cadre every day."

"Hahahaha~~ Upstairs, you can try it!"

"Ahem~~ This metaphor is really appropriate."

"Damn, this live broadcast room is poisonous, this joke is even more poisonous. I'm about to be poisoned to death. The anchor, if you have another joke, I can save it again."

"Damn~ I thought it was a troll, but I didn't expect to see that it was an accomplice, anchor, and another one."

"Yes, yes, yes, another one! Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to sleep at all today."

.........

Ye Tian poked Lin Xueer beside him with a smile and asked, "You still listen?"
Chapter completed!
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