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Chapter 388 At most, it will kill us

When Ye Tian saw a group of people in the live broadcast room, he actually said that he wanted to eat gorillas. Is he that kind of person?

He really wanted to make friends with gorillas, very pure friends, and the kind that didn't have any color.

By the way, is the gorilla meat delicious? I don’t seem to have eaten this one before!

Looking at Wang Dafu who was getting more and more panicked, Ye Tian felt that it would be better for him to comfort him.

"Don't worry, gorillas won't eat us." Ye Tian comforted.

Wang Dafu was very panicked at this time, the kind who needed comfort in urgent need of comfort, said with a look of eagerness: "Really? Do they really not eat people?"

Looking at the gorillas, although I knew Ye Tian was very powerful, they were a group of people!

No matter how powerful it is, without weapons, you can't beat a group of people!

The muscles and tendons were much more terrifying than the gym coach, especially the forelimbs were thicker than his thighs.

And he is covered in black hair, looks ferocious and full of aggressiveness.

"Well, of course, gorillas usually never eat animal foods, except for occasionally eating bird eggs and grubs. The main foods are plant tender leaves, bark, fruits, bamboo shoots, etc. Sometimes, they also eat some sugarcane and bananas." Ye Tian looked serious and popularized the knowledge about gorilla diet, and couldn't help but say another sentence later: "Don't worry! They won't eat us, and at most they will kill us."

"Puff~"

"Puff~~"

"Mom sells a copy, is the anchor comforting people?"

"It's amazing! It's amazing! Okay! It's just amazing!"

"Poor Principal Wang, I hope the anchor will comfort me, and I guess I will be in my next life."

"Holy~ He's wrong again! Can you stop being so naughty when you anchor!"

"What's up, what should I do if the anchor is too naughty?"

"Just be a fight!"

"Upstairs, we will crowdfund you and have a meal with the anchor. Don't worry, we will help you raise your wife and daughter."

"Ahem~~ I'll just say, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously, I really can't bear to leave my wife. It took me more than ten years to save more than 50g, but I really can't bear to leave them."

"Damn! The boss upstairs, let me talk."

"Damn it, big guy, borrow one to talk."

"I'll go~ borrow one to speak!"

"Borrow one to speak +1!"

"Borrow one to speak +2!"

Wang Dafu had already believed it, but he never expected that Ye Tian's last words almost made his CPU explode.

Damn it!

Are you comforting someone?

Are you sure you're scaring me?

Now he is even more panicked. At the end of the day, just tell me that gorillas are herbivorous animals, not carnivorous animals.

But he is so angry that he will still kill me!

He was so angry that he wanted to hit someone very much.

If he hadn't been unable to beat Ye Tian, ​​he would have taken action.

Ye Tian thought hard and finally came up with a solution, which he had seen on TV.

After fumbled on his body, he found it, and he remembered what he had on his body.

Then he walked up with a smile on his face.

Wang Dafu looked confused!

The flat-tou brother hurriedly followed Ye Tian, ​​and had some meat to eat.

The fans in the live broadcast room were also full of curiosity.

What is the anchor doing?

In fact, according to their ideas, they were basically the same as Wang Dafu, so they saw that Wang Dafu kept persuading Ye Tian and looked panicked. Although they thought the anchor was right on the surface, they actually thought Wang Dafu was right on the mind.

Of course, this does not prevent them from watching the show.

When watching Ye Tian’s live broadcast room, the most curious thing is what happens below. These are definitely something they have never experienced in their lives.

It feels exciting to think about it.

Ye Tian walked forward with a friendly smile on his face.

The gorilla looked at the creature in front of him approaching, grinning in the conditioned reflex, roaring loudly, and punching his chest with both fists, the voice full of warning.

Ye Tian immediately understood the meaning of the gorilla. Yesterday, he was also familiar with the body movements of the flat-headed brother. He thought it was an illusion, but now it seems not!

It won't be that animal sign language!

It seems that this thing is quite valuable. It is impossible to understand the animal's response by simple animal words, so it can only be guessed.

While responding in sign language, he said that he was not threatening it, and at the same time he had a harmless smile on his face without any hostility.

The gorilla showed a humanized expression and a puzzled expression on its face. It understood Ye Tian's sign language and found that Ye Tian was not hostile, but the animal's instinct still kept it alert.

However, he did not continue to roar, nor did he stop Ye Tian from getting closer.

Wang Dafu was stunned. Is this okay?

Really close?

He originally thought that as soon as Ye Tian approached, the gorilla would go crazy, which scared him to his cold sweat.

The fans in the live broadcast room were also stunned.

What is the operation?

It's really close!

They have the same mentality as Wang Dafu.

Although Ye Tian said he wanted to make friends with gorillas, they were all watching the show, mainly to watch Ye Tian make a fool of himself.

As for caring about Ye Tian’s safety, he cares about it, but Ye Tian has encountered so many dangers and is still alive.

Too many miracles have been created, which has made the water friends a little numb.

When he approached the gorilla, Ye Tian smiled. So far, he had been within his expectations. Next, let’s see if what he saw on TV is so good!

He took out the magic weapon he had placed in his pocket, handed it to the gorilla, and said in animal brain waves: "Hey! Brother, make a friend!"

And seeing Ye Tian take out the things he handed over from his pocket.

Wang Dafu knelt directly!

Damn it!

Are you really not afraid of being beaten to death?

A brief silence also appeared on the barrage of the live broadcast room.

Then, it burst out suddenly.

"Puff~"

"Puff~~"

“666”

“6666”

"Did my eyes be dazzled? The anchor handed the green arrow at the gorilla?"

"You read that right, I saw it too, damn, my glasses were broken all over the floor."

"Damn, the Green Arrow Advertising is a great harm to people!"

"Upstairs, I just thought about the advertising slogan of Green Arrow in my mind, that is, the protagonist has become an anchor and a gorilla."

"Hahahaha~~ The anchor is awesome! I rolled on the ground with a smile."

"What is the god doing? The boss asked me why I was kneeling and looking at my phone. I told him that the boss and I knelt with me."

"Madan, anchor, how much endorsement fee Green Arrow will give you, I will give you twice the price!"

"Damn! Anchor, I'll give you ten times more!"

"It's all hot chickens, I Durex will give you twenty times!"

"Puff~ The words upstairs reminded me of the way the anchor made friends with the first time he was surviving on a deserted island."

"Hahaha~~I remembered it too, anchor, why not give Durex to the gorilla, maybe it will really make you a friend!"

"666...This sentence above is awesome!"

"Puff~~ Madan, I suddenly realized that this is not a car to kindergarten."

"I want to ask, what happened to the survival of the deserted island?"

"It seems that he is a fake fan. He has never even watched the anchor's first live broadcast. He is out of the circle!"

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Chapter completed!
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