Ye Tian found a wooden stick, and walked over like a thief. He reached about one meter next to the wild boar. Ye Tian found that the wild boar was not very big, at most more than one meter long, but the two long fangs were not kidding. The big tree in front of him was knocked out two holes.

Ye Tianshi poked the wild boar in the belly with a wooden stick. The wild boar still didn't move. Ye Tian mustered up the courage and put his fingers on Brother Pig's two big nostrils.

He closed his eyes and felt it for a few seconds, then opened his eyes and said with a smile: "Haha, I'm dead!"

"Damn, this wild boar is SF Express! Where is the IQ!"

"How could this pig be killed!"

"Is it myopia?"

"You know so much anchor, please analyze it!"

Ye Tian looked at the barrage, shook his head, and then said disdainfully: "Don't you know this? Because Pig doesn't know how to teasers your brain!!"

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"Puff, hahaha! mdzz!"

"Damn it, anchor, do you want to be so knowledgeable?"

Ye Tian was stunned and thought to himself: "Are you knowledgeable? Isn't this just a simple joke?"

"Have you heard jokes before?" Ye Tian asked in a low voice.

"Just? What is a joke?"

"I haven't heard of it."

"not understand!"

Ye Tian was stunned again: "Oh, I'll go, think back on that person's memory, and find out! There are really no jokes in this parallel world, and there are not even tm jokes."

This time, Ye Tian made up a new idea. In his previous life, he was a senior friend of Duan, with more than one million points. Although he was not those old monsters worth hundreds of millions, he was at least one million households.

Let me tell these people a few jokes. Isn’t that a sprinkling of water or a breeze?

"Ahem, the anchor tells you a joke! Do you listen?" Ye Tian asked tentatively.

The water friends were puzzled again, but they said.

"What is a joke?"

"Just talking with a smile?"

"Hello, I am a Chinese teacher. Where did you come from this joke?"

Ye Tian smiled and said, "I have a friend named Wang Genji. One day, I went to see my girlfriend's parents for the first time. My girlfriend's father said, "You are Xiao Wang!" I thought about it and felt something was wrong, so I quickly changed my words and said, "You are Xiao Ji!" As the atmosphere became more and more awkward, my girlfriend's mother quickly stood up to smooth things over and said, "You are the Genius."

As soon as Ye Tian finished speaking the joke, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded.

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"Damn, hahahahaha, you want to laugh to death."

"Hahaha, I can't do it anymore! It's so funny."

"Haha, is this a joke? Haha! It's so funny!"

"One more! One more anchor!"

Ye Tian thought for a while and said, "The anchor will tell you another one. One day, the teacher told Xiao Ming that breasts mean small, such as suckling pigs are pigs. When Xiao Ming heard this, he quickly stood up and said, "My family is very poor and can only live in a 40-square-meter ruo room. When the teacher heard this, he quickly said, "No, change one." So Xiao Ming said again, "I have to skip a ruo ditch at my doorstep every day when I go to school. The teacher is so dizzy that it can't. I change another one. Xiao Ming touched his head for a long time, and finally said, "No, my head is almost broken."

"Puff!! Hahaha, 666666!"

"Just make a joke about you, follow me this wave!"

"Anchor, where did you learn these jokes? You are so talented!"

"I'll accept me!"

"Thanks to the airplane x1 given to the anchor by [Wine in My Heart]!"

"Thanks to the fish balls x1200 given to the anchor in [East to West 1]!"

"Thank you for giving the glow stick x55 to the anchor!"

System: "Task Progress: 4532/1000000!"

Ye Tian saw that in less than half an hour, he had already subscribed more than 4,000, and the number of viewers was about 6,000. You should know how long it takes for a new anchor to get the popularity to 5,000!

Ye Tian is full of confidence now and said with a smile: "The joke anchor will stop here. Tonight, our anchor will tell you a few more."

Although the water lovers feel it’s a pity, they just need it.

Ye Tian looked at the dead wild boar, touched his chin and thought for a long time before saying, "This wild boar needs to be disposed of quickly. If only a knife is available, cut the wild boar into slices of meat, then set a pile of fire and roast it into jerky meat. This will keep it for longer, otherwise, if you keep it like this, it will probably smell the next day."

“It’s indeed professional!”

"Awesome!"

"What a pity is that there is no knife~ do you want to bite with your teeth on the anchor?"

Ye Tian bent over and pulled the wild boar's hind legs, preparing to drag the wild boar back first.

When Ye Tian dragged the wild boar back to the beach, Dilireba and Jiang Shuying also happened to come back, holding several plastic bottles, a very thick fishing line, and a plastic bucket.

When the two of them saw Ye Tian dragging the wild boar, they were both shocked.

"Ye Tian! You are so awesome. You actually caught a wild boar!" Jiang Shuying said with her mouth wide open.

Ye Tian waved his hand proudly and said, "Hey, although this wild boar is very powerful, I don't look at who I am. I have never lost when I hit Nanshan Kindergarten and Beishan Nursing Home! It's just a small wild boar, of course it's no problem."

When the two girls Jiang Shuying and Dilireba heard this, they burst into laughter.

The water friends laughed out loud.

"The god tm punches Nanshan Kindergarten kicks Beishan Nursing Home, hahaha!"

"I will give you full marks to the anchor in this wave, and you won't be swearing or not."

"Hahaha, anchor, you're a weirdo."

Jiang Shuying looked at the wild boar on the ground, frowned slightly, and then said, "What should we do with this wild boar now? We have nothing."

Ye Tian touched his chin and said with a smile: "The knife is not simple yet, I'll leave it to me."

As he said that, Ye Tian walked towards a pile of rocks on the beach. Jiang Shuying and Dilireba were watching from the side. Obviously, they didn't know what Ye Tian was doing, as if they were looking for something.

Ye Tian flipped through the pile of stones and looked over and over again. From time to time, he picked up a stone and thought, and shook his head from time to time. It really made people unable to see what Ye Tian was doing.

"Anchor, what are you doing! Why are you doing those stones?"

"Yes, what are you doing!"

"Solve it!"

At this moment, Ye Tian’s eyes suddenly lit up!

"Finished!"

Jiang Shuying, Dilireba and his friends were all stunned, looking at what Ye Tian found.

It turned out that Ye Tian was still picking up a stone, but it was a black stone.

Ye Tian ignored who was questioning. After he did it, the water friends would naturally know.
Chapter completed!