Chapter five hundred and eighty first, a piss wakes you up
At this time, the audience was talking about it, so naturally there were many young people who liked to watch martial arts, and naturally they yearned for the heroes who walked around the world with their swords in martial arts!
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"I didn't expect that Teacher Huang is also a person with temperament!"
"Hahahahaha... I didn't expect that Teacher Huang, who used to be so second-class, also went to check various martial arts secrets!"
"Mom, have you seen it?! Even Teacher Huang has been so second-class in this way. I am now second-class. Is there anything wrong with it?!!!"
"I'm convinced! Awesome! Teacher Huang is mighty!"
"If Teacher Huang hadn't said that I almost believed the anchor, I would have said it! How could I practice those white and tender hands with iron sand palms? This is simply unscientific!"
"Tomorrow's hot search: Shocked! I didn't expect that Teacher Huang was such a person when he was young!"
"You are a little bit shy upstairs!"
"Hahahahahaha, come to the editorial department to report tomorrow, our editorial department lacks talents like you!"
"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! What is the situation?! Is it really hot? Is that really not a performance just now?! Then why is the anchor completely fine when he was a host?! I just saw that the anchor grabbed it directly with his hands without wearing gloves, and there was nothing on his hands!"
"Solve it! I'm curious about how the anchor did it?! Is it because the anchor's skin is thicker?!"
"Puku, what are you talking nonsense? Be careful that the anchor will follow the network cable to hit you!"
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When everyone heard Huang Lei’s explanation, they all smiled. Everyone had a second place.
Then everyone continued to look at Ye Tian, now what else can you explain?!
After being surprised, Ye Tian was very calm, with no panic on his face, and even his heart was stable!
Even at this level, dare to compete with him?!
The bronze slag was crushed to death in an instant!
However, he was also a little sad. As expected, lying is not easy now, and he will be suspected. Lies must be reasonable and well-founded, otherwise he would not know how to explain and how to fulfill the lies at this time?!
"Well, I didn't expect that Teacher Huang Lei would have something to do with martial arts. Most of the things he said were correct. Indeed, the so-called martial arts secrets on the market are all fake. The real real people are passed down from generation to generation, and they are all assisted by special drugs."
Ye Tian said seriously: "The iron sand palms will indeed cause your hands to become very thick in the early stages. Whether the back of your hands or the palms are covered with calluses. When you start practicing, your palms will inevitably become bruised and swollen, and even peel off the skin and flesh! After practicing, you must wash them with a secret recipe for washing your hands, disinfect them to remove swelling, strengthen muscles and bones, and firm inside and outside!
When the palm is completed, the skin of the palm is very thick, the muscles and surface tissues are greatly improved, the knuckles are flexible, and the strength of muscles and ligaments is very strong and powerful, which is plagued by people's skin! In mild cases, injuries! In severe cases, death!"
Everyone was fascinated by the fact that this kind of thing that ordinary people could not touch made everyone yearn for.
Mysterious! It's a very unique charm in itself!
Speaking of this, Ye Tian paused for a moment, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and said calmly and calmly: "Of course, this is just an ordinary achievement. For many people, this is already a peak achievement, because even if they reach this level, it will take at least 10 to 20 years of effort, and it is already the peak period for ordinary people to learn. But I am different. I have extraordinary talents and have reached what ordinary people cannot do in just five years. On this great achievement, a new realm has been developed. The perfect state of iron sand palms, returning to nature, and reaching this state, my hands are smoother, more flexible, softer and tougher than ordinary people, and at the same time, it is more resistant to high temperatures. Ordinary attacks and high temperatures can't damage it at all."
Ye Tian said seriously, and everyone could listen seriously.
Whether it was the few people around him, the collective staff of the program team, or even the audience in the live broadcast room of the program, there were very few barrages in the live broadcast room of the program team at this time, and there were almost no barrage in the live broadcast room of the program team.
Because everyone was quietly listening to Ye Tian bragging!
Of course, Ye Tian is indeed bragging, but he doesn't know if everyone thinks he is bragging.
He looked around secretly and looked at everyone with a serious look on his face. Ye Tian's heart was filled with infinite guilt. This kind of deceitful feeling... Well, ah, oh... It's actually quite good!
Slap!
Ye Tian patted his palms lightly twice, woke everyone up from his thoughts, and then said seriously:
"Okay, some things cannot be told to you casually. Whether you believe it or not, it is not my business. Just take it as you, listen to me chatting with everyone! Don't take it seriously!"
True is both false and false, and true is true, true is false, false is true.
He Ling and Huang Lei looked at each other with suspicion in their eyes. Should we believe it or believe it? Or should we believe it?
After all, this doesn't sound fake!
But is this the truth?!
He Ling shook his head at Huang Lei, but he couldn't tell the truth or the false anyway.
But Ye Tian is a drama artist, he knows this.
And just then.
Zhao Liya walked up to Ye Tian and asked with anticipation: "Ye Tian, can you teach me that... I want to learn it! I can endure hardships!"
Ye Tian was stunned. He looked at the girl in front of him with an expectant look on her face. He blinked desperately, pretending to be cute, and a few dots appeared in his heart. I am afraid that this child would not be a fool, right?!
I just said everything I said in vain?!
As Zhao Liya said this, a large number of barrage appeared in the live broadcast room of the program team.
"Anchor, I want to learn too, and I will endure hardships!"
"Anchor, please accept me as your disciple! Although I am a man, I can serve tea and water, and I can warm the bed!"
"Puuuu haste upstairs! It's poisonous! It's poisonous!"
"Anchor, teach me, I am a once-in-a-thousand-year genius! I will definitely learn it once!"
"Anchor, I am a genius that I meet once in a thousand years! Just tell me the secret, I can learn by myself!"
"Damn it! Are you guys shameless?!"
"Damn! Didn't you believe it before? Now I'm asking the anchor to take a nonsense apprentice, it's so shameless! Anchor, these guys have just scolded you, only I have always believed in you, you should take me as your apprentice!"
"You little bitch upstairs, you are the shameless one. You called you the most fiercer than before. Don't think I don't know your id!"
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Why does Zhao Liya want to learn?
Because she looked at Ye Tian’s hands, they were white, tender, long and beautiful. If she could have those hands, she would not have any skin care products at all, so she would keep them so beautiful, too!
Isn’t it just to suffer a little? For the sake of beautiful hands, I am willing to endure hardships no matter how hard I suffer!
Women will use 120 points of thought for beauty no matter where they are.
As for what other conditions Ye Tian said, her talent, etc., she automatically blocked it. Since she could be so beautiful, why should she think of anything else?
Besides, she is so cute, who doesn’t want to accept him as an apprentice?
"Child! Are you dreaming? Do you want me to wake you up with peeing?!" Ye Tian said without hesitation when he looked at the expression of the fool.
Even if he can, he didn't hear so many conditions mentioned earlier. Even if he is gifted, he can only achieve great success in five years and redevelop a new realm. It takes ten to twenty years of uninterrupted efforts for ordinary geniuses. If you want to learn, you want to learn. How can such a good thing be done?!
What's more, this is just him bragging! What else can I give her the iron sand palm?
"puff"
"Cough cough cough cough cough cough"
Ye Tian's unconcealed straight man's blow made the few people next to him unable to help but laugh out loud. He quickly covered up his embarrassment with a cough. His words were too straightforward, and Zhao Liya's expression was frozen on the spot.
"Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮"
He snorted his mouth and snorted. This guy was really disgusting and he completely ignored her cuteness.
If you refuse, just refuse! You still use such vulgar language to say that you want to urinate and wake her up. Isn’t this guy not having any idol burden at all?!
You don’t want to be face, I don’t want to be face!
At this moment, Huang Lei suddenly came over with something in his arms, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.
When Ye Tian saw what was in Huang Lei’s hand, he suddenly had a black head!
Huang Lei walked up and said with a smile: "Ye Tian, when I was young, I was obsessed with martial arts, and I was very obsessed with both internal and external skills. I didn't expect that one day, I could actually meet it, which was a great eye-opener. There was such a rare opportunity. Then you can use it to let me see you and end my dreams in my youth!"
When many people heard Huang Lei’s words, their eyes lit up! Their eyes were bright and they were filled with excitement!
That's right, it seems that there is a good show!
Ye Tian looked at Huang Lei’s sincere smile, his mouth twitched, and he secretly complained in his heart: “This is so bad by the old man!”
However, his face was not at all sarcastic, and he was also amazed in his heart. Looking at what he said, he was so well-educated! He was so skilled! Even the acting skills of the actor level were used, so people couldn't find any fault.
It makes him feel embarrassed to not agree. With just such a small request, why are you embarrassed to not agree?
Don’t think that he didn’t see He Ling and gave Huang Lei a thumbs up. These two old men are very bad!
That’s right, Huang Lei moved five red bricks from outside the yard, with fresh soil on it!
Ye Tian asked with a harmless smile on his face: "Oh! How do Teacher Huang want me to perform?!"
"Don't you know how to use iron sand palms?!"
Huang Lei immediately said, "Just split the bricks! I only moved five pieces, or you can pick up one piece and split it up. Exercise more and make it exciting, just clarify to the audience, you are real kung fu, and you must not mislead the audience!"
Huang Lei still gave Ye Tian a face. Although he brought five yuan, he said he would chop it one by one! To prevent him from making a fool of himself!
As for splitting a brick, Huang Lei still has some understanding of Ye Tian after spending two days together. At least he has great strength and good physical fitness. A brick cannot stump him!
Chapter completed!