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Chapter 648 The man standing at the top of the food chain(1/2)

"Catched!"

Song Zhu and Pengpeng looked at each other excitedly. They didn't expect that Ye Tian was so accurate. It was true that a pheasant was caught in the trap!

"Yes, it seems that I have already caught it! Ye Tian took off the sack behind him and rushed forward quickly.

"Wait for us!"

Pengpeng and Song Zhu didn't want to be left behind, so they followed quickly. Only Xu Zheng was exhausted and panting, so he simply sat on the ground, "Go whoever wants to go... I, I can't walk..."

"Haha, Xu Dao Xu is exhausted!"

"Director Xu hasn't eaten a big meal yet, so he has done a lot of physical work!"

"The anchor has a deep routine!"

"This is not a host's trick, but Director Xu took the initiative to ask to follow him~"

"Look, the anchor is going to catch a chicken!"

The fans in the live broadcast room were immediately excited and eager to watch it!

"That's it!"

When Ye Tian pushed apart the jungle in front of him, he saw the rope tied upside down on the tree, and was croaking constantly, and he immediately smiled with relief, "I'm lucky today!"

After walking through several traps and counting them, they were surprised to find that there were three pheasants, and they were full of luck, which was definitely enough for the members of the Mushroom House to eat!

"Three pheasants?!"

"Brother Tian, ​​awesome!"

Song Zhu and Pengpeng were very happy. This pheasant said there was something.

There is beggar chicken to eat at night!

Thinking of the smell of beggar chicken, both of them couldn't help but start swallowing.

"Damn it! Anchor 6666!"

"Can you catch this? This is too 6!"

"Ki Fuck! Sit down in the front row!"

"No, I tried setting traps to catch chickens when I was camping, but I didn't succeed at all?"

"This is too fake! The program team put it in advance! I'm leaving, I won't watch it anymore!"

"The upstairs is stupid! I won't explain!"

"Hey~ There are actually trolls! Brothers, fuck him!"

"A idiot appears, fight him to death!"

"Only those who don't know the anchor will say such words and will never be able to see others' excellence!"

"Get away! If you don't want to see, just get away, leave what else to say or find a sense of existence."

"After following the anchor all the way, the idiot will never understand the anchor's strength and awesomeness!"

"If you know a ball, you should know the habits of pheasants, know where they like to fly, and what kind of food they are most easily attracted to. The anchor knows these things very well, so he can easily catch pheasants using traps!"

"So that's it, the anchor is so profound!"

For a moment, barrage flew everywhere.

The troll who said that the program team prepared in advance was stunned for a moment.

Usually when he speaks on variety shows, a group of people suddenly follow the trend. Today, he can't help but stand from the perspective of a saint and criticize the loopholes in this show. In his opinion, it is too naive and he really treats the audience as a fool. He cannot let others be deceived.

Similarly, being flattered and endorsed by others makes his self-esteem and confidence soar because everything he does is just and he doesn't worry about being retaliated on the Internet.

Then, I was stunned for a moment!

Because it is completely different from what he imagined, why are you scolding him?

He obviously had the opposite effect as usual, but he had achieved the opposite effect. How could a mouth be able to resist the person who was full of the screen? It was like a torrent directly flooding. What he could say and what he wanted to say had long been drowned in his throat.

Because no one wants to know what he wants to say.

"Come on, do a favor!"

Ye Tian opened his pocket and wanted to put the three pheasants into his pocket. Pengpeng helped to grab the pheasant's feet and prevent it from moving. As a result, the pheasant's strength was beyond his expectations. It took him a long time to stuff the pheasant into his pocket.

After stuffing the pheasant into his pocket, Ye Tian immediately tied the pocket with a vine. Although the pheasant was still struggling hard, he could no longer break free.

"Done!"

Ye Tian put the pheasant's pocket on his back and patted the bag with satisfaction. On the other hand, Peng Peng was covered in chicken feathers and looked dirty, and his clothes were even scratched by the pheasant.

"Brother Ye Tian, ​​you are so awesome. You can catch pheasants by simply setting up such a trap!" Song Zhu's eyes at Ye Tian were almost always flashing with little stars, full of admiration.

"Basic operation, basic operation." Ye Tian said with a smile, "That is, the conditions here are insufficient, otherwise you just want to eat crocodiles, and I have a way!"

"Crocodile is OK?" Pengpeng was so incredible when he heard it, "Just kidding!"

"What is the crocodile? A larger beast is no problem!" Ye Tian said indifferently.

Although Ye Tian’s words were suspected of bragging, the fans in the live broadcast room believed that Ye Tian really didn’t brag!

"...You may not believe it, but this is true, and it is still the kind of crocodile that is about ten meters long!"

"You think the anchor is bragging, but he is really awesome! He still killed himself with bare hands!"

"Frankly speaking, almost all dangerous animals seem to have been killed by the anchor..."

"The anchor is really not bragging! When the aliens come one day, I'm afraid they will be beaten to death by the anchor."

"666, if the anchor really knows how to cook aliens, it would be so cool."

"I can't say it's right..."

“The man standing at the top of the food chain!”

"I am a big foodie country, what can't be eaten?"

...

Ye Tian opened his pocket and wanted to put the three pheasants into his pocket. Pengpeng helped to grab the pheasant's feet and prevent it from moving. As a result, the pheasant's strength was beyond his expectations. It took him a long time to stuff the pheasant into his pocket.

This trip was a very good harvest because four hares were caught at the same time!

On the contrary, it is easier for hares to get involved. As long as they catch their ears, they can't move. Ye Tian easily caught all four hares.

"Done!"

Ye Tian put the pheasant's pocket on his back and patted the bag with satisfaction. On the other hand, Peng Peng was covered in chicken feathers and looked dirty, and his clothes were even scratched by the pheasant.

Bringing the captured pheasant and hare, the three of them rushed back happily, talking and laughing along the way, especially when they thought of the beggar chicken and roasted hare that were about to eat at night, Pengpeng and Song Zhu couldn't help but drool.

On the way back, they happened to meet Xu Zheng who stayed on the spot to feed mosquitoes. The guy could not hold back. Seeing Ye Tian jumped up from the ground, he complained: "You are back, where are my chickens?"

"Director Xu, if you look for a chicken, you can definitely meet your needs by walking 300 kilometers north." Ye Tian said with a wicked smile.

"Uh, I...she!"

Xu Zheng was slightly stunned. It took a long time to realize what Ye Tian meant!

"Hahaha!" Seeing Xu Zheng's appearance that was tortured by Ye Tian, ​​Song Zhu couldn't help but clapped and laughed, "Director Xu, you have been tricked by Brother Ye Tian again!"

Xu Zheng quickly changed the topic: "Where is my beggar? Have you got it?"

He was very concerned about this matter, it depends on whether he could enjoy himself tonight.

"Don't worry, Director Xu!"

Ye Tian took off the sack behind him and put it on the ground, asking Xu Zheng to look at the pheasant inside the bag, "Here, how about it?"

"Oh!"

Xu Zheng's eyes suddenly lit up, "No, not bad, it's actually just a pheasant, a pure natural pheasant! Wow, there are also hares, haha..."

"That is, Director Xu, you have such a big airs. If it were someone else, I would just get a domestic chicken to deal with it." Ye Tian deliberately held Xu Zheng in his words.

Sure enough, Xu Zheng was so happy that his mouth was about to get grinning at his ears, "Oh, this is really..."

"But then again, only Teacher Xu can make these shameless requests." Ye Tian changed his tone and began to mock Xu Zheng again.

"Yeah...wait, what did you say?"

Xu Zheng was still in a pleasing manner by Ye Tian at this time. He was a little unresponsive when he turned around. He even nodded in agreement. It took him a while to react!

"Puff!"

Song Zhu almost laughed out loud, and Pengpeng was also staggering.

"Forget it, for the sake of beggar chicken and roasted hare, I won't bother with you."

Xu Zheng patted his head and rolled his eyes, but he was in a very happy mood. Even if Ye Tian was damaged, he was very happy.

In this way, the four of them rushed back happily with these wild game.

When they returned, the sun had completely set. Although the moon and stars had not yet emerged, the gusts of majesty blew from the fields had already had a hint of coolness.

“So cold ~”
To be continued...
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