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Chapter 71 I'm Lei Feng's Brother, Detonator

As soon as these words came out, Ye Tian smiled.

Jiang Shuying quickly pulled Radilreba. Dilireba was stunned and realized that she had said the wrong thing, and her little face turned red all of a sudden.

Ye Tian laughed and received: "Yes, yes, I will be responsible for the end."

When the water friends saw it, they kept laughing.

"Dillyreba is so cute."

"I'm so laughing."

"Smile, don't you see someone showing love with the beautiful stars while eating delicious food and drinking millions of red wine! Where are you!"

"mlgb, which pot doesn't open? Where is the intention!"

"That's because the anchor has the ability. If you don't accept it, you can go!! You can't starve to death!"

“666666666”

"Hahaha, awesome! Well said!"

System: Additional task progress: 60/100! The third dish: Baiwei roasted crocodile! Reward: 100w cash!

Ye Tian was stunned, oh my god! If you can still get such a reward, just give me one million cash.

"System! Don't you know what to give me? Then you gave me one million cash!" Ye Tian said in his heart.

System: "You don't want it? Then I'll take it back!"

Ye Tian was stunned and hurriedly said, "Don't let it go! No matter how small the mosquito is, it's still meat! I accepted it with a smile, haha!"

Looking back at the pitiful water lover, Ye Tian smiled and said, "Hey, the anchor went to think about food two days ago, and he didn't tell jokes to the water lovers. Why not tell you a few now!"

When the water friends heard this, they immediately became interested.

Ye Tian said twice, then said: "In the past, a female spy was captured by the enemy. Then the enemy forced her to write a letter by her commander, which led her to take the bait. In desperation, the female spy could only write. However, after the female spy finished writing, she secretly pulled out a hair from her private parts and put it in the letter. After seeing the letter, the chief thought for a long time! Then suddenly realized it! He said two words: conspiracy!"

“66666666666”

“6666666666666”

"Talent, hahaha!"

"Puff, hahahaha! Conspiracy! 6666666!"

"I'm so laughing, awesome! awesome!"

Ye Tian cleaned up his emotions and continued, "I'll tell you a real thing. Just two years ago, I passed by a small car when I got home at night. There was a man and a woman sitting in the car. She looked very hot and had taken off all her clothes. The woman's expression was very uncomfortable, as if she was deficient in oxygen. The man was doing artificial respiration to the mouth. Life was in danger. I felt that I found a brick to smash the glass of the car. The man and the woman jumped out and lived for a long time. They kept calling out who it is! Who it is! But I have already walked away, spreading positive energy, and making the world full of love. Don't ask who I am, I am Lei Feng's brother! Detonator!"

"Hahaha, anchor, you're trying to die!"

"6666666, you have to laugh to death with labor and capital."

"mlgb, stinky brat! You were the one who smashed my car glass back then!! But I caught you!"

“Hahahaha, 666666666!”

"It won't be really a encounter!"

Ye Tian was stunned and hurriedly said, "Hehe, the anchor just told a joke. It's not a real thing, it's not a real thing. The weather is good today, so the anchor will tell you two more. A bus was driving on the rugged mountain road. The sky got darker, and the man in the car woke up from his sleep... Suddenly, he found that the tourists in the car disappeared, and even the driver disappeared, while the car was slowly driving along the mountain road! The man trembled all over and shouted: There are ghosts! There are ghosts! Suddenly, the sound came from outside the car window, and you were heading and the car broke down, and we were all pushing down, and you were sleeping alone."

“6666666”

“666666666”

"Yes, haha."

"The neighbor's little sister came to play at home. The little nephew was so happy that he took out the nutrition express he had collected, poured a glass for the little girl, and then used the bottle cap to pick up a little glass to clink the glass with the little girl... After drinking, the little nephew pretended to be drunk, and his body was tilted. The little girl was very happy and laughed at him: "This is milk, not wine, you won't be drunk..." The little nephew replied: "It's the dimples on your face that make me drunk." The little girl smiled even happier... I was stunned by the side..."

“Hahaha, 66666!”

"No wonder I'll be single for life."

"Do children have to be so precocious now?"

“6666666666.”

Ye Tian smiled and shook his head and said, "Okay, the joke has been finished, and the time has been almost done. See you tomorrow."

After closing the live broadcast room, Ye Tian lay lazily on the bed. Fortunately, he had been busy for so long and did not disappoint himself.

Jiang Shuying and Dillyreba then lay down.

This was the first time Ye Tian was awake and lying with Jiang Shuying and Dilireba like this. He either fainted or went to bed first.

I'm really embarrassed to come here.

Ye Tian turned to look at the two of them, and the atmosphere was a little awkward. Just when Ye Tian was a little at a loss, Jiang Shuying moved to Ye Tian, ​​tightly next to Ye Tian, ​​and even reached out to hug Ye Tian's belly.

After seeing this, Dilireba pouted and looked dissatisfied.

Ye Tian couldn't stand it now. This happiness came too suddenly. Ye Tian suddenly seemed to remember something. The clothes he wore was wearing when he came, so inside his pocket...

Ye Tian moved his hand slowly, put his hand in his pocket and touched it for a long time, but he couldn't find it.

"Hey!~I remember it was in this trouser pocket! Why is it missing!" Ye Tian was muttering.

Jiang Shuying suddenly asked, "What are you looking for?"

Ye Tian was stunned and said quickly: "No, my thighs are numb."

Jiang Shuying covered her mouth and smiled, then said, "You can't be looking for that thing!"

Ye Tian was shocked and said quickly: "How is it possible! What are you thinking! Oh, my feet, Oh, I can't do it anymore, I'm too tired, I'm going to sleep."

As he said that, Ye Tian closed his eyes, but Ye Tian regretted it the next second.

"Damn, Ye Tian! Are you so arrogant usually? Why did you lose your chain at a critical moment? It's useless!" Ye Tian cursed himself in his heart.

Jiang Shuying looked at Ye Tianzhen going to sleep, and then closed her eyes.

After a long time, Ye Tian suddenly woke up. After waking up, Ye Tian was surprised to see Jiang Shuying staring at him, and Jiang Shuying's hand had already been put into his pants.

Ye Tian's head exploded with a buzzing moment, and there was an instant reaction below.

Jiang Shuying was stunned and shocked: "So... big."

Ye Tian no longer cared about anything at this time, and stretched out his hand and began to swim back and forth on Jiang Shuying. Jiang Shuying closed her eyes and pursed her lips, making Ye Tian feel more prosperous.

Before he knew it, Ye Tian put his hand on Jiang Shuying's charming thighs. Ye Tian had long wanted to touch and see these white and tender thighs.

Tonight, he finally got what he wanted. Then Ye Tian became more courageous and slowly reached into Jiang Shuying's top. This was the first time Ye Tian touched a woman's big white rabbit. Ye Tian found it was very soft and comfortable.
Chapter completed!
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