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Chapter 251

Valencia, north of Los Angeles, near a theater at the California Institute of Arts, has just finished the early screening of "House of Death".

Investigator Logan from cinema Sore partner company, waited early near the exit.

Seeing a Latino young man coming over, Logan hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Hello, my name is Logan..."

He briefly introduced himself and asked, "Can you evaluate the "House of Death" I just watched? If you score according to ABCde, which level do you get?"

The young Latino felt as if he had just eaten shit: "This is definitely a super bad movie in zombie movies!"

Logan had never seen a movie, and was a little surprised. It seemed that the movie was quite popular before it was released, and it was hyping up the debut work of the rich daughter of the Hilton family everywhere.

"Where are you rating?" he asked.

The Latino youth curled his lips: "d! No, d-!"

Is that bad? Logan quickly recorded it, then gave him a little gift, and said, "Thank you for your scoring evaluation."

Logan stopped another white guy from behind.

"The beginning is full of game scenes, but even if I love going to the game hall to play that game, I still have to say that this is a bad movie." The white guy is relatively calm: "If you have a rating, just d."

After asking several people in a row, Logan received the highest score of only "d".

From the point to the surface, years of experience can already make Logan clearly judge that "House of Death" is a big bad movie!

Even those who were attracted to Paris Hilton to watch the movie said that it was super bad.

“This movie is rated e!”

After hearing another movie fan's comment, Logan didn't know what to say. In the evaluation criteria of cinema sore, videos with ratings on e are the kind of films that should not be filmed.

But the following words of this fan refreshed Logan's perception: "But this movie has a bad style and a bad taste, I like it!"

Logan watched the movie fans walk away happily, and almost couldn't help it.

There are actually people like this behind.

"People who like bad movies must watch it!"

“The movie is very bad, but I watched it very happily.”

"Awesome! That's so great! This is definitely a masterpiece in a bad movie!"

"A bad movie like "House of Death" is rare, please watch it and cherish it."

These people gave "House of Death" a score below "d", but said that they were very exciting.

Logan couldn't figure out whether it was his brain problem or whether this group of young people had brain problems.

Since it is a bad movie, why do you still think it is good?

Is there something changed in the film market that he doesn’t understand?

Logan was a little confused.

At midnight, Eric returned home and immediately started rushing for manuscripts. His good work ethics made him decide to issue a film review as early as possible.

You must spray the movie "House of Death".

Looking back at the movies I have watched, Eric seemed to feel the horror of director Uvi Ball again.

This horror made Eric burst into inspiration and quickly wrote a magnificent, sarcastic and personal attacking film review.

In addition to director Uvi Ball, he also targeted the attacks at the recently popular Paris Hilton according to the agreement.

That night, Eric posted the film reviews on his blog, and appeared on the National Herald the next day, and was quickly reprinted, spreading it to various movie websites and forums on the Internet.

This review also attracted great attention.

Ronan saw comments from the newspaper that Paris Hilton handed him off work Friday when she found his office.

"This critic is too much," said Paris Hilton.

Ronan took the newspaper and said while flipping through it, "What's wrong?"

When Ronan saw the name of the National Herald, he understood what was going on. As for Paris Hilton who would see this newspaper, he didn't find it strange at all. Now Paris Hilton is following the crew to promote the publicity. The crew of "House of Death" are full of embassy film staff. It's too simple to let Paris Hilton see a newspaper.

Paris Hilton gritted his teeth and said, "I'm going to find someone to destroy him!"

Luo Nan comforted, "Don't get angry, wait for me to finish watching first."

Paris Hilton sat on the sofa and felt humiliated alone. The good mood of the new movie was all ruined.

Ronan soon saw a commentary article posted by a full-time film critic signed by "Eric".

"There is no best director in the world, but there is the worst director, Uvi Ball, the director of the newly released "House of Death", can be included in the worst ranks with his films."

"This movie adapted from the game of the same name has a boring shooting style and extremely poor quality of work! Uvy Ball's poor directorial skills are completely challenging the audience's patience! Now the directors of bad movies can finally take a breath. They can raise their heads and smile and sing a song in their hearts: Fortunately, I haven't made a bad movie like "House of Death" after all."

"The same bad thing is Miss Paris Hilton, who is very popular recently. This rich daughter doesn't know what acting is. She is no different from wood in the movie. The overall feeling is a fancy rich girl, flirting but boring. She should go back to the Hilton Hotel to be her princess. There are many ways to become famous instead of playing this extremely bad character."

"The movie "House of Death" is so bad that I don't even want to give it a star. The filming is so bad. The scenes of slaughtering zombies are too long, and there are also cumbersome rookies in the first half and the second half of the sharpshooter's character's slow motion close-up. It's so disgusting, soft porn, and thankless. I feel like I'm almost blind. It's not a horror movie or a comedy. This is destined to be a bad movie that is despised!"

"At the end of the premiere, no one applauded the audience until a few minutes later, sporadic applause rang out, but the applause was more polite. This shows the audience's disgust with this video."

"I dare to conclude that this film will inevitably fail! If such a bad movie is made, it will inevitably be punished by the market! If the box office of "Dance of Death" in North America exceeds $10 million, I will go and drink Paris Hilton's foot wash!"

Seeing this, Ronan nodded secretly. This is David Villa's idea? It should attract attention, right? After all, Paris Hilton was really a little hot with the fuel of Embassy Pictures during this period.

I remember that there was an NBA player who didn't remember his name in his previous life, saying that he wanted to drink Scarlett Johnson's bath water. As a result, like golf, it became a long-lasting meme among netizens.

Ronan put down the newspaper and looked at Paris Hilton who was still angry. It seemed that her reaction was even bigger than expected.

In this case, there should be no problem.

When Paris Hilton saw Ronan read the newspaper, he immediately said angrily: "Ronan, do you know where this newspaper is?"

Ronan looked at Paris Hilton in surprise and asked, "What do you want to do?"

"I'm going to set fire!" Paris Hilton said viciously: "Go and burn the editorial department of this newspaper!"

Ronan quickly persuaded: "Paris, don't be impulsive! Calm down."

Paris Hilton was a spoiled lady who was praised since childhood and said, "I can't swallow this."

"Calm down first." Ronan received a glass of water for Paris Hilton and put it on the table, saying, "Paris, if you want to be a star in the future, you must get used to the sarcasm of film critics. They believe that only film critics are the criteria for judging the quality of films and actors."

He smiled and said, "But in fact, it's not."

Paris Hilton looked at Ronan, not understanding what he meant.

Ronan said again: "Hollywood is actually very simple. For actors, the audience likes you and supports you, and you are the best."

Paris Hilton asked, "Does the audience like me?"

Ronan returned to his desk, took a survey report, and handed it to Paris Hilton, and said: "This is a data counted by the Embassy Pictures. The fundamental sample survey showed that nearly 60% of the audiences said that they were influenced by Paris Hilton and chose to watch the movie "The House of Death" in advance last night."

Paris Hilton hurriedly went to read the report and asked, "Really?"

Ronan said: "The audience likes you."

To be precise, the public is relatively more impressed with Paris Hilton's current character.

Seeing the data on the report, Paris Hilton seemed to feel better, but said: "Is it just that people scolded me? Don't you fight back?"

"Breaking back! Why not fight back!" Ronan said: "Paris, have you ever thought about it? This is actually a good opportunity to continue to expand your popularity."

As soon as he heard that he would be more famous, Paris Hilton immediately became energetic and asked, "How could this be a good opportunity?"

Ronan paced back and forth, as if thinking about important issues.

"You should say it quickly!" Paris Hilton urged a little impatiently.

Ronan sighed secretly. Such a spoiled young lady is indeed not a good temper. She stopped and said slowly: "We have a strategic counterattack to make this matter a hot topic in the news. You publicly respond to the remarks of this film critic named Eric."

"That's it?" Paris Hilton was quite disappointed: "It's too..."

Ronan raised his hand and interrupted her, saying, "Paris, do you think this Eric is annoying? You have to be punished?"

Paris Hilton said without thinking, "Yes! Ronan, do you have a way?"

Ronan smiled and said, "Don't he want to drink your foot wash water? We'll satisfy him."

"I want him to drink my foot wash too!" Paris Hilton was bold and had no embarrassment to say: "But..."
Chapter completed!
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