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679 [Woman Licks Dog and National Husband]

High-end mobile phones in 2005 can already record videos, but the pixels are very low and the shooting time is limited. Take the Nokia 6670, which has been in the industry for half a year, as an example, 8m memory, 64m memory card, and a 1-megapixel camera, which can capture 10 minutes of video files - the premise is that the memory card needs to be cleaned.

However, there are not many students who can afford the Nokia 6670. This thing was nearly 3,000 yuan when it first came out, and now it has only been reduced to 2,680 yuan. If you have this money, you can buy a computer. You can buy a low-end second-hand product from seniors. You can easily play "Legend" with a computer worth 2,000 yuan.

That night, someone uploaded the video of Song Weiyang and Lin Zhuoyun singing to major domestic video websites, and the picture was so blurry that it was almost impossible to see clearly.

Speaking of video websites, at this time, Sohu, Sina and NetEase are the mainstream portals, and the video websites under Telecom 21cn are a bit rigid.

As Song Weiyang intervened in Sohu Video, "podcasts" became popular after "blogs". People can use DVs or mobile phones to shoot videos at any time. Starting around March, Sina Video and NetEase Video have transformed into "podcasts", but they seem to be not very successful.

Wang Hui, who returned from the United States, Zhou Juan, Liang Sheng and Tan Yi, who resigned from NetEase, successively created "Tubou.com" and "56.com". 21cn soon resigned and jointly created "Wokan.com". Someone in Sina video department also resigned and created a "Podcast Online" -Wokan.com and Podcast Online are both products of Song Weiyang's butterfly effect.

Far from the other side of the ocean, youtube was also launched in February.

"Podcast" video websites have become a new Internet trend for a while, but no one has received angel investment yet.

Mainly, Sohu Video has the first-mover advantage and has launched a large-scale promotion event, which occupies a leading position in the field of "podcasts". Although the traffic of other small websites has been rising, they are still developing in a difficult manner. It is estimated that investment institutions are judging which one has more potential.

In another time and space, when Wang Hui talked about the financing path of Tudou.com, he made such a classic joke: Wang Hui went to meet Idg partner Zhang Suyang, and the other party agreed to invest as soon as he met. The reason was that Wang Hui was dressed very casually at the time, and even wore slippers on his feet. This was in line with Zhang Suyang's image of making a web2.0 website, which was not in line with the rules, was creative and energetic. If Wang Hui appeared in a suit and tie, Zhang Suyang might not be able to invest.

Actually, it's all nonsense, just making up stories.

The real situation is that Gao Xiang, the investment manager of Idg, took the initiative to meet Wang Hui. He chatted for 12 hours that day and then went through half a year of inspection and contact. Idg finally decided to invest in Tudou.com.

Unfortunately, six rounds of financing totaled US$160 million. Just as Tudou.com was about to ring the bell and go public, his wife suddenly made a divorce, and the equity of three companies under Wang Hui's name was frozen. Tudou, which was only one step away from listing, was stuck there, and it was completely confused by many shareholders...

Nowadays, Tudou.com counts Wang Hui and only has five employees. He is responsible for content editing every day. Whenever he sees a good video, he will immediately throw it into a prominent position to attract user activity.

The 56.com is even worse. The two founders hired two more employees, and a total of 4 people managed the website.

Although there are few people and small stations, they are better at flexibility.

As soon as the video of Song Weiyang and Lin Zhuoyun was released, it was topped by the administrator's backstage within half an hour, attracting enthusiastic viewing from netizens, calling friends to increase traffic. On the other hand, mainstream major sites such as Sohu Video and NetEase Video, Song Weiyang's sing was directly overwhelmed by other videos, and was only put on the homepage by netizens two days later.

"Fuck, Dr. Ma is really married?"

“Mrs. Ma is pretty and sings very well.”

"Mrs. Ma...you have made me think wrong."

"Beautiful, the video is so blurry that I can't see my face clearly. How do you know that Song Weiyang's wife is beautiful?"

"Nonsense, can the richest man marry an ugly monster?"

"Don't you watch the video information left by the 'broadcaster'? Song Weiyang was having a teacher-student relationship at the beginning. He fell in love with a female teacher in his freshman year, and the female teacher resigned directly for him."

“6666666!”

"The richest man is the richest man, and he actually won the teacher."

"Teacher Song is mighty, Teacher Song is domineering!"

"Haha, it's not because he has money and doesn't have money to make a fucking female teacher."

"I am handsome and talented. If I am handsome and able to write songs like "Fairy Tale Town", I will definitely win the female teacher."

"After that being said, "Fairy Tale Town" is really nice. I didn't expect that Teacher Song could actually play guitar."

"Za Zhazha, a professional instrumental music, said that Dr. Ma's guitar skills are not bad, and he is a relatively excellent among amateur players."

"I love this song so much. I really want to have a sleep with Dr. Ma. When I see Dr. Ma playing the guitar, I am already wet!"

"On the upper floor, pay attention to the influence. I suspect you are making yellow."

“…”

Whether it is Sogou, Baidu, or Yahoo, there is no hot search list at this time.

But after some people converted "Fairy Tale Town" into mp3 format and uploaded it, the number of mp3 downloads increased wildly with Song Weiyang's influence and the sound of the song itself. Major forums and blogs are also full of mp3 links to "Fairy Tale Town", which became the most popular song at the end of September and early October.

This is nothing, and it does not mean that "Fairy Tale Town" is so good that it is against the will of heaven.

You can imagine that if Ma Xiaoyun wrote a song by himself, played and sang by himself, and was recorded and posted online. Even if this song was sang worse than a pig's call, it would be 100% hot searches and then be spoofed and ridiculed by netizens.

Because the video recording effect was so poor and the sound quality was so bad that it exploded, professionals quickly took down the lyrics and music of "Fairy Tale Town" to cover it. The high-quality cover version of "Fairy Tale Town" instantly became the favorite of the petty bourgeois, and they all set it as the background music for their blogs.

There are countless people who praise Song Weiyang's stinky feet and make this song sounds all the time, even calling it the peak of campus folk songs after "You, My Deskmate".

A well-known female blogger with an id titled "Lonely Blooming at Night" was one of the top ten internet celebrities on Sogou's blog last year. Her blog posts were even published and sold for more than 100,000 copies. At this moment, she changed the background music of the blog to "Fairy Tale Town", and turned on the crazy kneeling and licking mode, and wrote:

"I have had a leisure time with my two or three old friends."

"Z Ask, what kind of man is the most attractive to women?"

"Yidai, funny, professional, and responsible."

"Zi Xiao, you are the criteria for evaluating your boyfriend or husband, not the criteria for evaluating men. A funny and humorous man may have nothing to say when he gets along with the opposite sex; a man with a strong career may not be able to care about his girlfriend and wife at all; a man with a sense of responsibility may only work hard to make money to support his family, without any fun."

"Y asked, what kind of man is the most attractive in your eyes?"

"Z said, a man with a story."

"Y asked, is there any story?"

"z said, yes. A man with stories is like a book that can never be finished, making you immersed in his world and unable to extricate yourself. When you meet such a man, remember to let go of your curiosity and don't try to read him or read him, otherwise you will definitely lose yourself. A man like this, even if he is not good-looking and has not much deposit in the bank, you can't get out as long as you get stuck in it, and you will eventually be covered in bruises."

"I didn't understand what z said before, because I had never met such a man. But now I understand that such a man doesn't even need to be in person. Just listen to him sing a song and he will completely fall."

"The lyrics of "Fairy Tale Town" are very story-based. Each sentence contains the philosophy of life. Only those who have experienced it will understand it. The song unfolds with fairy tales that we are familiar with. Snow White, Alice, Pinocchio... Everything has reached a happy ending moment, full of childlike fun, sweetness and beauty."

"But only those who have tasted reality can understand the content of the song flip."

"Little Red Riding Hood is not afraid of the big bad wolf, but is worried that he will become a big bad wolf. He must have a big red robe that suppresses his transformation. This implies that a person transforms in the secular world, was once innocent and often turned into a dirty look that he disliked. Big Red Riding Hood is our innocence and the persistence in our hearts. Once he takes off the big red robe, Little Red Riding Hood will inevitably turn into a big bad wolf."

"It is not a good thing that Cinderella threw away her beloved glass shoes. Glass shoes represent vanity fantasy. Wearing them is destined to lose themselves, and only truly wise people can let go. The lyrics below correspond to the red shoes dancing tirelessly. The story of "Red Dance Shoes" is creepy to read. The little girl is dominated by desire. Even if she cuts off her feet, the red shoes still dance in front of her. Just like we are in the world, some things can never be avoided. Connecting the two fairy tales of Cinderella and Red Shoes represents the choice of meaning in life, and the pursuit and persistence of freedom."

"Snow White is not hiding from the queen's pursuit, she just ran out of the castle because of her playfulness..."

"The whole song, reality and dreams are intertwined, and perseverance and giving up are with each other. Just as the song sang: 'There is always a dreamy river winding in the fairy tale town, separating ideals and reality, and converging in the mountain pass ahead.' The last three words of the lyrics are 'unfamiliar', which is a kind of absurd and unruly life, and each of us lives in magical realism."

"I don't know how many storms Song Weiyang has experienced. But the song he wrote alone has already shown a colorful inner world and expressed his attitude towards life. This is a man like a mystery, a person with a story, and his charm is born from this, making people unable to wait to read it."

"The most rare thing is that this man is also funny, career-oriented, and responsible, and perfectly blends with his stories. He entered the marriage hall with his college lover, which is like a fairy tale. Ms. Lin should be the happiest woman in the world. She doesn't need more, because with such a man, she has the whole world..."

This blog post is very long, with more than 2,000 words. The above content is only part of it. The last few omitted paragraphs are all praising the richest man in Song Dynasty.

Even this female internet celebrity judged Song Weiyang's clothing brand from the vague video. She said that a truly charming man does not need to rely on famous brands to set off, but that he stands there and becomes a landscape.

This article was crazily reproduced by Song Weiyang's female dog lickers, such as "Marrying Song Weiyang" and "Every woman is Lin Zhuoyun", which sets the precedent for online women's poisonous chicken soup. That is, she is not very good in appearance and her financial conditions are not very good, but she just requires her boyfriend to be like Song Weiyang - handsome, rich, humorous, able to write and sing, and love his wife very much.

All male compatriots were mad!
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