Chapter 245 was fooled(1/2)
(The second update, cultivating immortals? Cultivating immortals does not exist)
"Yes, I have the Great Transfer of the Universe, the Nine Yang Divine Arts, the Nine Yin Jing, the Nine Swords of the Lonely Nine Swords... Brother Qing, as long as you want to get martial arts skills, I have them here, it's very magical!" Jiang Xiaoyu saw that Chu Qing's face was very funny, and he took some high-end and obscure dirty jokes seriously, but he didn't even see that he was lying to him.
Too scary.
"Damn, there is really this thing?" Chu Qing stared at Zhao Ying'er, as if the worldview was refreshed.
"Yes, really, Brother Qing, when you have a certain physical strength, I still have the skills to cultivate immortals. Just as written in fantasy novels, flying with a sword is nothing to do!" Jiang Xiaoyu looked at Chu Qing seriously and nodded honestly.
"Damn..." Chu Qing was deeply shocked, and a huge uproar broke out in his heart!
I have been encountered by myself when I travel through time, so if there is a plot like cultivating immortals and becoming a god, it is acceptable.
At least that was what Chu Qing thought at that time.
Zhao Yinger and Wang Ying looked at Chu Qing at the same time, but found that they were very serious like an honest man being fooled and lame. Their eyes were filled with unconcealed shock, and even subconsciously grabbed Jiang Xiaoyu's hand, as if they saw a celestial immortal in a third-rate immortal cultivation novel descending to earth.
Then Zhao Yinger and Wang Ying looked at each other. If this was Chu Qing's acting skills, then Chu Qing's acting skills would be really amazing!
However, I don’t know why I always feel that Chu Qing’s expression is serious?
Really show it to us?
"Brother Qing, I have the most basic foundation-building technique here. As long as you practice according to the technique, you will be as strong as a cow if you don't have three months, and as light as a swallow if you don't have half a year. In less than a year, you will be as happy as a master if you don't have a foundation-building technique. If you have more patience and persist for another year, you will be able to fly and soar in the world with your sword. If you keep practicing for ten years, you will be able to ascend to the supreme power in the daytime. It's the kind of power that can slaughter the city by one person!" Jiang Xiaoyu saw Chu Qing cooperate with him so hard, and immediately became happy and continued to brag about Chu Qing. Anyway, bragging can't be taxed!
"Damn, damn! So awesome, so awesome!" Chu Qing subconsciously lifted the quilt and climbed down from the bed, his facial expression was as shocked as if he had seen a plane for the first time.
Flying with swords and ascend in the sun?
This is so mysterious.
Damn, if I had such awesomeness, I would still make a fortune!
"Brother Qing, do you want to practice?" Jiang Xiaoyu's smile became even brighter.
"What you need to practice must be practiced." Chu Qing nodded, nodding like a cute child.
"puff."
Wang Ying looked at Chu Qing's realistic appearance and finally couldn't help but tremble, covering her mouth and turned away: "I'm sorry, I'll go to the toilet..."
"Okay, Brother Qing, you can reach out first, and I'll help you check if you have talent." Jiang Xiaoyu ignored Wang Ying's departure, but the old god stretched out his hand freely, looking like a fortune teller.
"Oh, oh, oh... OK." Chu Qing looked so excited, as excited as a pure little white who had a great opportunity.
"Puff..."
"I'm sorry, I'll go to the toilet too and I've eaten my stomach." Zhao Ying'er's face turned red and she turned around and left the room like Wang Ying.
She was so uncomfortable...
"Brother Qing, tsk, it's amazing. You are the only master of immortal cultivation in thousands!" Jiang Xiaoyu touched Chu Qing's hand, smiled like a flower, and squinted his eyes and continued to touch it slowly.
"What are you doing?"
"I'll help you touch it, do you have any fairy bones?" Jiang Xiaoyu was very serious and continued to look at Chu Qing with a smile.
"Immortal Bone?" Although Chu Qing didn't understand what this thing was, he felt so tall when he heard the name!
Damn, is my chance here?
"yes."
"Oh, OK!" Chu Qing nodded.
Jiang Xiaoyu touched Chu Qing's hand and continued to touch it, like a greasy old driver driving a car, pinching Chu Qing's hand from time to time, and it looked like that.
"Is there any?" Chu Qing was full of expectations!
"Wow, Brother Qing, you are so amazing. You are simply a genius in the world of immortal cultivation. Stop talking about it. In just one year, you can become a role model for us. In two years, you will definitely ascend to an immortal."
"Two years? So fierce?" Chu Qing glared.
"Yes." Jiang Xiaoyu nodded and stood up.
"Well, what are you going to do?"
"Uh, I'll go to the toilet and help you copy a copy of the immortal cultivation technique. You can stay here for a while, and after going to the toilet, you will give you the immortal cultivation technique."
"Oh." Chu Qing nodded seriously, and his whole body looked like a pious person, sitting honestly on the hospital bed.
Then Jiang Xiaoyu walked towards the door.
"Brother Qing, yes, just sit like this." When the door was about to open, Jiang Xiaoyu stopped, his face was sympathetic and his body kept trembling.
"Okay!" Chu Qing nodded cutely.
He was a little excited.
Damn, cultivating immortals, ascending in the sun, darn, this is so awesome.
Am I the protagonist?
When Jiang Xiaoyu walked out the door and saw Zhao Yinger and Wang Ying, Wang Ying and Zhao Yinger also looked at Jiang Xiaoyu and stared at each other for a few seconds. Finally, the three of them could no longer hold back and laughed.
"Ha ha!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
"Hahaha."
The three of them laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up and burst into tears. Several doctors walking through the corridor looked at the three of them for no reason...
Are these three people crazy?
"Brother Qing...he, haha, it's really easy to cheat, I believe it! I'll sell him another day and he will count the money for me."
"Ha ha!"
"Hahaha!"
Chu Qing, who was sitting on the hospital bed, heard the laughter outside the house and suddenly realized that he felt that he was really fooled by Jiang Xiaoyu and could not find Bei...
Cultivating immortals?
I'll go to your paralyzed immortal cultivation!
Damn this is the real society, where does the cultivation of immortals come from?
I'm so obsessed with it!
Damn it.
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Chu Qing has had a lot of dark history since she was a child. Some of the dark history is unbearable to look back on, and when you think about it, you will get goose bumps.
After this morning, Chu Qing's black history had another one, that is, he was addicted to cultivating immortals and could not extricate himself. This black history has been ruined by Jiang Xiaoyu.
Of course, only Zhao Yinger and the other three knew about this dark history, otherwise Chu Qing would have the will to commit suicide.
Chu Qing felt embarrassed whenever he thought of this, and even felt annoyed and regretful when he ate lard and wiped his heart.
I'm so stupid that I believe this by cultivating your sister's immortals?
In short, in the next few days, whether it was Jiang Xiaoyu, Zhao Yinger, or Wang Ying's eyes were very strange when she saw Chu Qing. Whether it was a serious or private matter, the three of them would always laugh out loud for no reason.
For example……
"Qingzi, next October 1st is the release day of our Naiheshan schedule. I have prepared the movie tickets. Let's go to the cinema to watch the premiere together. This movie has our efforts. No matter what the results are, we must take it seriously!" Wang Ying, who was always haggard on her face, walked into the ward, and talked to Chu Qing very seriously about the company, and then talked about the most important part of Yinghui Company, that is, the Naiheshan release event.
"Next week? Released?" Chu Qing looked at Wang Ying. At this moment, he was playing with dumbbells next to the ward. After all, lying in the bed for so long made Chu Qing feel that he lacked exercise, and it was not possible to lack exercise.
"Yes." Wang Ying nodded.
"Oh, OK." Chu Qing smiled seriously.
Looking at Chu Qing's serious expression and then watching Chu Qing play with dumbbells, Wang Ying suddenly felt something. Her face, which was originally haggard and serious, suddenly turned strangely flushed, and she looked like she was holding back her smile.
"What's wrong?" Qingzi looked at Wang Ying with concern.
"Haha... Qingzi, are you cultivating immortals? I think if you cultivating immortals, you have to need a larger dumbbell instead of such a small dumbbell. This is not suitable for you, haha!"
"..." Chu Qing was so tired that she was about to cry. "Wang Ying, can you stop mentioning this?"
"No, I can't stand it anymore, hahaha!" Wang Ying bent over with a smile.
“…”
For example……
On the first day of Chu Qing's discharge, he was eaten by Zhao Ying'er.
The location is in a high-end restaurant in SH.
The music in the high-end restaurant is great and the atmosphere is also very good. Zhao Yinger and Chu Qing both felt an indescribable sense of pleasure. Zhao Yinger even planned to upgrade the emotional tone to the two of them kissed and expressed their emotions, or just slept with Chu Qing in a slander at night.
But at the critical moment, Chu Qing showed a silly smile...
After seeing Chu Qing's smile, Zhao Ying'er suddenly tilted her lips, and she couldn't stand it anymore.
The romantic atmosphere disappeared without a trace in an instant.
"Hahaha, Brother Qing... Are we going to practice immortality together tonight?"
To be continued...