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Chapter 1 Super Killer Turns into a Hip Hop Man

Tahiti, the largest island in the central South Pacific, is called "the closest place to heaven."

"Heaven, a beautiful noun. However, he and hell are the same concept. Cut. They are all dead! Why do you make it so literary?" In the water house, a man in a fancy T-shirt blew his muzzle. The lollipop in his mouth had been eaten halfway. His expression looked extremely relaxed, but this was not everything. On his left arm, the muzzle was vaguely visible, and blood was still flowing out slowly.

After taking a deep breath, he pulled out a dagger from his belt, and then stood up staggeringly. Tick, ticking, and as he walked out of the water house, the blood also dripped onto the ground drop by drop.

He threw out the dagger with force, and with a sound of tied it, the blade fell deeply into the floor. The corner of the man's mouth moved slightly. After squatting down, he whistled: "An Zixi, the 14th place in the global assassin killer rankings, nicknamed Viper, is good at using daggers. He once broke into the villa of the King of West Asia's Oil and stole the Sophia Eagle dagger... How about it, my dagger is not bad, how about you, the Sophia Eagle?"

A man was lying on the ground, his face looked painful and he had been shot several times. What's more important is that both of his kneecaps had been hit and he couldn't stand up at all. Gripping his teeth, An Zixi endured the pain and said, "Who are you? Who are you?"

The man took out the lollipop, licked it twice, then put it in his mouth and said, "Hehe, who am I? Yes, an unknown little man like me naturally cannot compare with you big names on the global assassin killer rankings. If you don't know the name of Jin Yu, you should be familiar with it!"

After hearing the three words, An Zixi's painful face added a grim look: "You...Who are you from Cheng Jinyu?"

"Cheng Jinyu is the fifth place in the global assassin killer rankings. He is nicknamed East Asian Fox and is good at lurking. He has recently entered and exited the residences of foreign ministers in various countries during the EU Foreign Ministers' Meeting but cannot be caught. He took erotic photos of his wife at the residence of the former French president. He was wanted by the entire EU but always escaped by him. He withdrew from the assassin killer world seven years ago. He wanted to enjoy life with peace of mind, but he didn't want to be killed by two people half a year ago. One of these two people is you, An Zixi! As for whom I am? Haha!" After the man seemed to be cynically raised his pistol and pressed it on An Zixi's forehead, his expression suddenly became serious: "Listen, my name is Xu Kevin, and I am Cheng Jinyu's apprentice!"

With a bang, the bullet passed through An Zixi's head. The body was lying there, and Xu Kevin was too lazy to take a look with his eyes. After taking out the Sophia Eagle from the body, he chewed the lollipop and whistled away. Tick and the blood donation was still flowing, but it was slightly relieved than before.

Two days later, in South Africa, on an island far away from Pudong Harbor, Xu Kevin sat next to a tombstone. There was a glass of wine in front of him, and a glass of wine in his hand. He drank it on his own, and he was still talking on his own.

"Hey, Lao Cheng, you have all the good wine and good food for you, so you can eat something... I'm not satisfied if I don't speak. Hi, it's really hard to be your apprentice. I'm not satisfied here and there every day. So, except me, your other apprentices have all run away. I'm still good-character and never leave you. Don't get me wrong. My sexual orientation is normal!... An Zixi has been killed by me, and your revenge is considered half avenged. As for that colored butterfly, I have found some news about her. It's a coincidence that she is in the same city as your daughter. Haha, your daughter is quite beautiful... Why are you staring at me? I said I wanted to fuck her at the beginning, but you were not sure. Why, now I've changed my mind. Then, I count three times. If you don't make a sound, I'll assume you'll make a promise. One, two, three... Haha, thank you, Master, I'll give you a cup!"

"Don't worry, I will take good care of your daughter. By the way, I have withdrawn all the money you didn't spend. Don't be stingy, I will definitely not use it randomly. This money is used to thoroughly find out Cai Butterfly... Cai Butterfly, whose name is unknown, is ranked 18th in the global assassin killer rankings, and is very good at hiding herself. Almost no one knows her true appearance. Every time she kills people, she uses various disguises to approach the other party first, and then kills her while the other party is not paying attention. Cai Butterfly uses normal work to cover herself up and has always been in a semi-retired state. I have worked hard to find out that she should be in Beitong City.

Inside a magazine called Private Fashion. Private Fashion is a women's fashion magazine, so the magazine is full of women. It takes a lot of effort to know who among these women is Colorful Butterfly. Fortunately, Master, you taught me that assassin killers actually need to act often. So, I decided to sneak into the private fashion magazine and perform a good show. From now on, I won't let people see my skills. Only in this way can the Colorful Butterfly be paralyzed and gradually reveal their feet! Hey, when it comes to all women, I don't know if I will be forced to lose my virginity. But first declare that I betrayed my lust for you!"

In the sunset, Xu Kevin said a lot, and it was time to say goodbye. He knelt dignifiedly in front of the tombstone. Xu Kevin kowtowed to his master seriously: "Master, you told us not to enter the assassin killer world, saying that this is a business without a turnaround. After you taught us the skills, you just hope that we can develop ourselves in other fields. So until now, in the assassin killer field, no one knows the names of us. Your other disciples are doing well now. They are well-known in society, and they are probably not suitable to come forward to avenge you. Only me, alone and have nothing to accomplish, is the best candidate to avenge you. After doing this, I will marry your daughter and live a good life. Haha, I am angry again. Okay, I won't tell you anymore. When I come to see you next time, I will bring you your favorite salted duck!"

Putting on sunglasses and putting clothes on your shoulders, Xu Kevin whistled and left his master's cemetery. From now on, the super powerful Xu Kevin will disappear. What will appear will be a cynical and lazy and opportunistic Xu Kevin!

....

The plane from South Africa landed in Beitong City, and Xu Kevin just walked out of the hall while chewing gum.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Give it a little, let it a little." A woman rushed over from behind. After her shoulder hit Xu Kevin, the woman hurriedly apologized, and then ran forward quickly.

Touching his shoulder, Xu Kevin looked painful: "Oh...ah, it hurts so much."

Alas, I just entered the role, and it seems that I didn’t learn this pain. Forget it, no one saw it anyway, so the girl had already run away without a trace.

"I'm so unqualified. I ran away after hitting someone. The world is getting worse and worse, morality is declining, and it's so miserable. May I ask, where is the trash can?"

"Do I look like an aunt?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, this little sister. Where is the trash can?"

"Turn left just!"

Alas, I haven't returned to China for a long time, but I didn't expect that the middle school students are so mature and plump! No, the two pieces of flesh on my chest should have been overwhelmed, otherwise it would be unscientific! Xu Kevin touched his forehead and thought about ten years ago that he returned to China. He was only 14 years old at the airport. He saw a little sister having a stomachache. He kindly told her that there were sanitary napkins in the convenience store, but Xu Kevin was whitewashed by her little sister's mother for half an hour! Alas, I guess the little sister in front of me was going to the convenience store, so she should buy a balloon and blow it.

Outside the airport, Chu Sisi touched her shoulders and just ran into a man. Her shoulders were still aching. After a slap, her shoulders were even more sore. The little fist in her right hand gently hit her left shoulder. Chu Sisi pouted and looked at a BMW in front of her leaving: "Tsk, what's so cool? If it weren't for having an affair with the national men's basketball team, I wouldn't bother chasing them to catch up and take pictures of such a wild model. I just became famous and became a big shot, and my eyes grew to the top of my head. Damn!"

Just as he was about to raise his middle finger at the car, Chu Sisi, who was wearing a somewhat "manly", tweaked her sweaty bangs. It happened that she saw an old lady next to her picking up an empty plastic bottle, and hurried over to pick up the empty plastic bottle next to her and handed it on. The old lady thanked, "Girl, thank you!"

"Haha, it's okay, it's a slight effort. Grandma, it's the peak period of abortion. Don't walk around here anymore, so you won't be hit."

"The girl is so kind."

The old lady was carrying the bag and preparing to walk aside. She reached out with her other hand and put another empty bottle in it.

Xu Kevin chewed the gum and said, "I really can't believe it now. I haven't found the trash can after searching for it for most of the day. Grandma, don't wander around here. Even the man in uniform will come out to drive you away!"

The old lady smiled: "Young man is kind. You both are well-behaved!"

Xu Kaiwen and Chu Sisi looked at each other, and in an instant, they touched their shoulders at the same time.

"Why does my shoulder hurt when I see you!"

"The same is true for me! You were the one who was in a hurry to reincarnate just now?"

"Damn, how did you say it!" Chu Sisi quickly covered her mouth and smiled, "Bao, I'm sorry, I'm used to it! But I still want to apologize for you, you are the one who was hit just now."

"Haha, every catchphrase of a girl is a reliable word, which has some meaning. I just don't know how you depend on it!"

"Hey, I'm sorry, don't be so stingy."

"I didn't say I'm so arrogant!" He shook his body and looked up and down, saying, "Wow, wearing women's trousers and Nike sneakers, a neutral route!"

Chu Sisi raised her chin and looked at Xu Kewen without being outdone, saying, "Your medieval hip-hop style is too outdated!"

"Commendation!"

"Give up!"

"It's easy to say!"

"polite!"

"Do you have any change?" Baji chewed the gum, and Xu Kevin quietly took out a hundred-dollar bill.

Well, Chu Sisi is a black line! What kind of thinking changes in this man in front of him!

Well, after all, I'll get some change after hitting someone.

A sound came, and the old lady who had just walked aside was really hit. Behind the two men in suits was a tall beauty, and she was chattering and talking to the old lady.

Chu Sisi turned her head and looked: "Zhai Ling!"

"That rib is called Zhai Ling?"

"Ripe, haha, this is a good name. She is the rumored girlfriend of the current men's basketball player, she is so arrogant." Chu Sisi hurried over to protect the old lady.

It turned out that Zhai Ling had landed something at the airport and drove back to pick it up, but the car hit the old lady. Before the old lady said anything, Zhai Ling thought that the old lady was here to cheat people! After hearing the reason clearly, Chu Sisi completely vented her dissatisfaction with Zhai Ling. The two women suddenly refused to give in to each other.

Xu Kaiwen looked at him from a distance and grinned and sighed: "This girl is indeed a man! She is so arrogant that she is not as good as a man. Alas, she is so terrible that she can't bear to look at her! But then again, she hasn't changed her change yet!"

Before he could take the initiative to stay out of the matter, Xu Kevin was already affected by the war. Chu Sisi pulled Xu Kevin to prove that it was Zhai Ling who bumped into the first place.

The two men in black glared at each other: "Brother, let's talk after thinking about it."

This is a threat! A naked threat. Even if you don’t fight assassin killers, you will be threatened. Where can I reason with this? Xu Kevin was so happy. Do these two 250 know who the threat is? Only these two are dressed, majestic, and have extraordinary attitudes. Xu Kevin is absolutely afraid of exposing his true identity!

Chu Sisi was dissatisfied. She stood in front of Xu Kaiwen and said with her chest straight: "Don't be afraid, I'm here, don't be threatened by them, tell me the truth."

It's so fresh! Since five years ago, Xu Kevin has never heard of anyone protecting himself. He returned to China and as soon as the plane landed, a girl appeared to protect himself. Cough cough cough, okay, low-key, low-key! ...... Xu Kevin hid behind Chu Sisi, with his eyebrows squeezed together and said, "You? You're sure you want to protect me!"

En nodded, Chu Sisi made a gesture: "I'll tell you secretly that I'm a national second-level martial arts athlete."

"Wow, it's so awesome!" Xu Kevin gave a thumbs up, "It's even better than level 3!"

"Why is it so awkward to hear you? Okay, stop talking nonsense. Tell the truth!"

"Then I'll tell it to the truth!... Actually, I really didn't see it clearly just now!"

"Hahahahaha!" Zhai Ling had been holding it in for so long, and finally could cover her mouth and laugh out loud. She threw a glare at Xu Kaiwen, and then said to Chu Sisi coldly, "Did you hear me? I have nothing to say now!"

Chu Sisi was completely speechless and turned around and asked, "What did you do?"

Xu Kevin spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders and made an innocent statement: "I didn't see clearly at first, so I can't frame this beauty at will."

"Hmph!" Zhai Ling was even more proud, her eyes full of disdain, "If there is nothing else, I will leave first!"

"No leave!" Chu Sisi stopped Zhai Ling in a hurry, "I clearly saw you hit someone, but you still want to pay the debt!"

"Who can prove it now except you see it? Don't think I don't know what you want to do, you just want to deliberately smear me!"

Chu Sisi is not easy to mess with: "Smear you? You still need to smear it. It seems that your character is not very good in the circle, don't forget how you became famous in the first place!"

Zhai Ling was so angry that she called the two bodyguards behind her to hold Chu Sisi. Xu Kaiwen saw this posture - could he still change to change? Oh, Chu Sisi is really good at it, and she avoided the bodyguard's capture in an instant. Looking at her competition with the two, her coquettish moves and moves... Xu Kaiwen covered her eyes, which was terrible and could not bear to look at her. As expected, she was only better than level 3!

Seeing that Chu Sisi was about to be completely subdued, Xu Kaiwen had to take action.

He took out paper and pen from his backpack and walked to Zhai Ling and said, smiling trepidly: "Beauty, I don't know if I can sign an autograph for me and take a photo together!"

"Haha, no problem!" Zhai Ling was in a good mood and had a very good attitude towards her fans.

Chu Sisi was almost mad. After being subdued, she stamped her feet and shouted: "Why are you like this, a man?"

"How am I? You guys, you're unreasonable!" Xu Kaiwen turned Chu Sisi like a blank look, then changed his smile and said to Zhai Ling, "Haha, don't pay attention to her, beauty, take a photo together! The light is wrong, let's change the direction, yes, okay, eggplant. Thank you! The beauty is so proud of her!"

Crack, such a precious photo was left on the phone, so Xu Kevin naturally had to admire it. He continued to sigh: "There are fewer and fewer beauties like Miss Zhai... Oh, it's a bit bad. Miss Zhai, can you take another photo?"
Chapter completed!
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