Chapter 1036 The legendary
"You can make a floor on the ground!" Cao Ying and Xiao You stared at each other for a long time, and finally made their own voices.
"Why?" Xiao You didn't have any masculine demeanor at all. He rolled his eyes and said, "Men and women are equal, why do I need to hit the floor? And, don't forget, you are my teacher, and it is natural to take care of students!"
"You... have no demeanor at all, gentleman, do you know what a gentleman is?" Cao Ying was so angry that this hateful man really didn't know how to be merciful at all!
"What does the gentleman have to do with me? Are you not tired of living as you pretend to behave?" Xiao You sat on the bed with a smile, gently slid, and said with a smile: "This bed is good, I like it very much!"
"Don't go to my bed!" Cao Ying was shocked, but he was already one step late. Xiao You just rolled away and lay down on the bed, exhaling with a long breath of enjoyment on his face and said, "Sure enough... it's comfortable! This day, I was so tired that my back was sore... Come, teacher, help me pinch my back!"
"What did you do? You're so tired that your back hurts?" Cao Ying climbed onto the bed, grabbed Xiao You's arm, and pulled it hard: "Get up! Don't climb onto my bed!"
"If you can't get up... you won't get up, you won't get up even if you can't get up... And, how much heavy work did I do today! Do you know that killing people is so tiring?" Xiao You rolled his eyes, but noticed that Cao Ying seemed to remember what happened in the morning again, so his face changed a little. Then he said with a smile: "Teacher, we have never slept together... Even if you look naked, I haven't seen it... Why be shy!"
"Go to death!" Cao Ying was so angry that she forgot Xiao You's words just now, and said angrily: "Get up quickly, otherwise, I will never let you go!"
"Okay, come here, let's go... I'm so scared!" Xiao You smiled with a sloppy smile.
"You!" Cao Ying found that she had no choice but to deal with Xiao You, and snorted, "Okay! I can't afford to offend me, can't I still hide?" She glared at Xiao You fiercely, then took out the mattress from the cabinet and was about to lay it on the ground.
Xiao You saw Cao Ying playing really, and quickly got up. However, at this moment, someone knocked on the door. However, the man obviously had no intention of waiting for the answer inside, so he opened the door. It was Su Qing, who also held the bedding in his hand. As soon as he saw the bedding in Cao Ying's hand, he said with a laugh and cry: "You silly kid, the bedding in your room must be well dried before use. You have been out of the house for so long, so I'll get you a new one!"
She said, without waiting for Cao Ying to answer, she put the bedding on the bed and said to Xiao You: "Xiao Xiao, get up first, aunt has put it on you, you are resting!"
Xiao You held back his laughter and quickly agreed to get up from the bed, saying to Su Qing: "Auntie, I'll help you!"
"Okay, so good!" Su Qing smiled happily: "It's much better than that girl in my house!"
Xiao You smiled and changed the bed cover with Su Qing, and then put on a new bedding. Cao Ying watched the two of them ignore her directly, and was so angry that she was trembling all over! How could such a mother be? Do you want this little bastard to eat it all up?
After Su Qing put the bedding on, Xiao You stayed on the bed and couldn't get up any longer. Su Qing laughed and didn't care. Before walking out the door, she suddenly waved to Cao Ying. Cao Ying was angry, but when she saw her mother calling her, she couldn't stop going. When she arrived at the door, she snorted with a somewhat ugly face: "What are you doing?"
"Yuyou...what is this? I'm quarreling with Xiao Xiao? I think Xiao Xiao is very good, especially with such a high status, but he has no airs to us. People nowadays are so powerful that they are so capable! If you don't say that far away, you Uncle Li, look, a little mayor has already raised his tail to the sky, and he used to walk around every day, but now, he doesn't care about us at all! But this time, Xiao Xiao immediately changed his face as soon as he came over, as if he was serving the Supreme Emperor. But you have to understand what Xiao Xiao is like to us!" Su Qing scolded his daughter.
Cao Ying was so angry that her back teeth were so painful, but she couldn't explain to her parents. She could only grit her teeth and pinch her nose and admit it: "I know mom, I won't really get angry with him..." She was angry in her heart.
"Yeah, that's good!" Su Qing said, patted Cao Ying's face gently, and smiled, "Good daughter, you are a lucky person... You must hurry up, don't let him run away, by the way... You two, you two must be careful when you are in the same bed! If something happens before getting married, it may affect him... He may not be able to control himself, you must have a clear idea!"
Cao Ying was stunned: "What?"
"What?" Su Qing was even more disappointed: "Don't you usually take safety measures?"
"What safety measures should not be taken!" Cao Ying looked confused.
Su Qing immediately looked on his face and gently slapped Cao Ying's butt and said, "You silly girl, what if you get pregnant? You wait..."
After saying that, she hurried away, but Cao Ying was hit by the word "pregnancy". She stayed there for a long time without coming back to her senses. When she realized what her mother was saying, Su Qing was gone. She was so angry that she stomped her feet hard, wanting to explain, but she didn't know what to say.
While depressed, Su Qing ran back. Cao Ying was about to say something. Even if she couldn't tell the truth, at worst she would say, wouldn't it be better to take safety measures? As a result, before she could speak, Su Qing stuffed something into her hand and said, "I don't have time today, so I'll use this to deal with it. Now they are all taking medicine, but taking medicine is not good for the body. You should pay attention to this, and it's best to use this... Now this era is not as good as in the past. There are all kinds of things. You young people choose the right one for yourself..." After saying that, he pushed Cao Ying into the door and said, "Okay, take a break early... It's really a stupid girl who is worried!"
While saying that, she shook her head and closed the door. Only Cao Ying was left looking at the thing in her hand stupidly. The thing was not big, and the square sealed packaging was exposed. A clear circle was exposed. The next moment, Cao Ying's face was completely congested! It was almost oozing out! Even if she had no knowledge or had never experienced anything, she could not recognize this thing? As the saying goes, she had never eaten pork and had seen pigs running!
Cao Ying looked up angrily and wanted to throw this thing away, but found Xiao You lying on the bed, shaking and shaking. I don’t know what was going on. She hurried over, but found that Xiao You was actually biting her cup and laughing! The laughter was obviously unstoppable! Cao Ying felt a sense of silence in her heart and asked, “What did you hear just now? You guy, actually eavesdropping?”
"How can I... hahaha!" Xiao You laughed and said to Cao Ying, "Don't you know that those who learn martial arts are all sharp-eyed and sharp-educated. Even if an ant passes by within a radius of a hundred miles, they can hear clearly? But if you are not here, they are the number one martial arts master in the world. Therefore, within a radius of ten miles, as long as I want to hear, even... forget it, as long as I want to hear, I can hear anything. But you and my aunt are talking at the door, and I have no intention of listening at all. The sound is still... haha, there are still endless streams..." When Xiao You thought of the words of Cao Ying and Su Qing just now, he couldn't help but laugh, and his stomach hurts...
"You...you are hateful! Don't laugh, bastard!" Cao Ying was so angry that he hit Xiao You with a little hand. Xiao You hurriedly resisted, and suddenly something fell from Cao Ying's hand and fell on Xiao You. Xiao You looked down and Cao Ying was shocked: "Don't watch!" As he said that, he was about to rob him.
But how could Xiao You allow her to do anything wrong? He took the thing in his hand with his backhand. When he looked around, he was stunned and shouted in surprise: "Is this the legendary 'raincoat'!"
"What raincoat..." After Cao Ying finished speaking, he was slightly stunned. After thinking about the effect of this thing, his face turned red and he spat: "You are indeed a bastard! You can make up a nickname for any messy things!"
"This is not my first creation. Someone has said that long ago..." Xiao You looked at the thing in his hand and said in amazement: "To be honest, this thing is really the first time I have seen it!"
"Who believes it? The name of Xiao You, the eldest son of Huahua, is not a secret in Yanda. Who doesn't know how many girlfriends you have?" When Cao Ying said this, she didn't even notice that she was a little jealous in her heart. Moreover, she didn't realize that she was actually seriously studying the problem of the 'raincoat' with Xiao You...
Xiao You said seriously: "I have never seen it before. Although I have many women, I have never used this thing before! It's strange..."
"What, you never use it? You, you, are you just... Oh, you are so hateful!" Cao Ying's face changed drastically.
Xiao You was stunned, looked at Cao Ying, and said with a smile: "Why am I hateful? Even if I ruin the child, can't I still raise my own seeds? Then I'll be born, and I haven't said that I can't have a baby now..."
"Bah! Who told you this now?" Cao Ying's face turned red: "I mean your character, it's so shameful!"
"...Teacher, you can eat randomly, but I can't eat randomly. You said I can eat... Then... In fact, eating people is illegal... But there are some parts that you can eat!" Xiao You said with a smile.
He grandly recommended his friends' masterpieces "The God of Nothing in the City", "The Super Best Master of Picking Girls", "The King Under the Night", "The Romantic Lost in the City", "The Top of the Mix", "Traveling through the Three Kingdoms and Unifying the Mountains and Rivers", "Living with Beautiful Girls: Romantic Bodyguards", "Traveling the Reincarnation", "I Will Become the Years Turning" and "The Story of the Romantic Monk Hunting".
Female frequency: "Ode to the Emperor Phoenix: The Evil World of Abandoned Girls"
Chapter completed!