Chapter 2 The Eighth Rank Body Gang (Part 1)
During dinner, Gu Yutang set a table alone. He had a gloomy face, so naturally no one deliberately touched his bad head, and they were all far away from him.
Because Hong Yu had to practice more, he came very late every time. However, the Huotou soldiers kept him with rice. Hong Yu carried half a bucket of rice and a large pot of vegetables, with chopsticks in his mouth, and sat opposite the ancient jade hall with a thud. He put down the wooden barrel and vegetable bowl, and started to organize the chopsticks. He counted over and over, and the ancient jade hall was so angry that it was about to explode.
But Hong Yu put the chopsticks in front of him: "Xiao Gu, come and count for me, how many are these?"
"Bang!" Gu Yutang slapped the table, shaking things on the table: "Who are you calling Xiao Gu?"
Hong Yu did not react at all, and the chopsticks were still stretched in front of the Guyutang, and his smile did not change at all: "Xiao Gu, come and count for me, how many are these?"
The ancient jade hall was about to explode, and with a snap, he broke a piece of the edge of the table with both hands!
"Who did you call Xiao Gu?"
"Xiao Gu, come and count for me. How many of these are?"
Gu Yutang knew that if this bastard continued to quarrel, he didn't know how many times he would call him Xiao Gu. There were so many soldiers around him watching him and asked him to shout a few more. In the future, everyone would "intimately" call him Xiao Gu for the rest of his life. He was so angry that he felt that fighting with this shameless idiot is not worth it now.
He gritted his teeth and said, "Three!"
Hong Yu suddenly realized: "Three, hahaha!"
Gu Yutang finally couldn't help it anymore, and rushed over the table and grabbed Hong Yu's neck: "You bastard tell me what exactly means!"
Hong Yu moved lightly to the side, with a slight difference, which made Gu Yutang’s capture fail.
"Do you really want me to say it?" Hong Yu looked at him with a look of "I'm for your own good". Gu Yutang slapped the table and roared: "Say!"
"You really want me to say it?"
"explain!"
"You really want me to say it?"
"Say!" Gu Yutang was so angry that he was going crazy. Hong Yu asked three times inexplicably! After three times, Gu Yutang really broke out, but Hong Yu immediately said loudly: "You are a three-step man!"
It was almost like using the totem thunder sound, and the sound was loudly overwhelming the voices of everyone in the cafeteria, ensuring that everyone could hear clearly.
"What?" Someone next to him didn't understand and asked subconsciously. This time, Hong Yu was very easy to talk to, and immediately shouted loudly: "Gu Yutang is a man of three times!"
Although the person next to him was not Lao Ning, he was really interesting. When he slapped his forehead, he also had a loud voice, and sighed that he was eternal and long:
"Ah! Three strokes!"
The soldiers in the entire cafeteria understood and almost spoke in unison:
"Ah! Three strokes!"
"Hahaha!"
Gu Yutang's face was flushed with shame, and Hong Yu still stretched out three fingers innocently: "You forced me to say it."
Gu Yutang was so angry that he was dizzy. Hong Yu was still hinting that you beat me three times and three times.
He finally calmed down a little, and suddenly felt suspicious: How did Hong Yu know about this kind of thing?
Gu Yutang has been in love with a big maid next to his mother since he was a child. This kind of big maid is not a simple underground person, but a talent trained by a noble family and is a person who is the only one.
Not only does she have a good appearance, but her temperament is also very extraordinary. In addition, she has taken care of Guyutang since she was a child, Guyutang has always been obsessed with her.
Half a year ago, Gu Yutang finally couldn't help but use his strength to ask for the body of the maid who was eight years older than him. As a result, he had the first time in his life to meet his dream lover, and the other party was already the kind of ripe peach, Gu Yutang was so shameless that he ejaculated!
Even the old lady from Guyutang didn’t know about this. How did Hong Yu know about it?
Gu Yutang was puzzled by this question and forgot to defend it for a moment. When he realized it, the entire cafeteria was already filled with laughter.
"It turned out to be a silver-sampled gun tip, so useless."
"Hahaha, three times, it's not the tip of the gun, it's clearly a paper-patterned hammer."
"This is a wonderful statement, and it is incisive!"
"Ah! Three strokes!"
Gu Yutang's old face was like a cooked crab, jumping up and roaring: "Nonsense! It's all nonsense!"
Hong Yu said slowly: "You understand now, why did Xiao Gu be furious when I gestured three fingers all the time?"
The entire cafeteria understood and said in unison: "Ah! Three times!"
Gu Yutang was furious: "I said, don't call me Xiao Gu!"
Hong Yu pretended to behave and thought hard, and slapped his face: "Haha, Gu San!"
Gu Yutang covered his face and fled. He had never felt such a serious frustration in his life.
He had already run out, and he heard the cafeteria shouting together, "Ah! Three times!"
Then there was Hong Yu's voice: "I want to criticize you, it's not neat. Follow my command, always do it once, pay attention to the rhythm!"
The ancient jade hall is about to cry.
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That night, Gu Yutang was covered in a quilt and cotton stuffed his ears. He could still hear the ridicule of the soldiers outside. He gritted his teeth with hatred for Hong Yu, and was not good at going to the army. He was teased by Hong Yu, but he always believed that this defeat was not a battle.
As long as you seize the opportunity and let Hong Yu face the enemy head-on, Hong Yu will have to lose!
Hong Yu didn't expect that he could see what his skills could see immediately. He saw the ancient jade hall at first sight, and this message came out at a glance. It made him a little amused.
If this is what I need in the future, what I need is information about the enemy's combat power, who should I ask for to reason with the information about the combat power on the bed?
This incident spread very quickly, from the canteen spread throughout the Hushan Camp, and in the end, even Qiao Yuanchen knew about it, and it took less than half an hour.
As a result, everyone thought it was too fun. It was already time to rest. Most people had not yet gone to bed, and were caught by the night patrol sentry and got stuck.
When Hong Yu was about to go to bed, Hong Shen and Qiao Yuanchen came to him: "Ship Hong told me that you should practice now and prepare a quiet room for you."
Hong Yu felt soft. The old man was strict in his military administration all his life and never became special. Although it was just a small quiet room, for his grandfather, such things that violated his life rules would definitely make him feel very awkward and sad, so he issued the order.
Chapter completed!