Chapter 364 Good idea, just
Gordon and Bruce felt that their eyes were blurred, and Ah Zhui's appearance changed.
After Chase flew away, Alfred's words rang in Bruce's ears.
"Master, I have already planned the fastest route for you, removing all possible traffic jams. You will pass through a passable blocked road section, and you are expected to arrive at the scheduled interception point within 11 minutes."
According to Alfred's calculations, the carefully modified Batmobile can reach the predetermined location in 11 minutes at its maximum speed. Even if it encounters a curve, it will drift directly over it and directly hit a small obstacle.
"You have seen the angel pass by, Alfred!" Upon hearing Alfred's words, Bruce directly and ruthlessly exposed his serious words.
"Okay, sir, I just slowed it down a few times frame by frame, and I didn't notice how her wings appeared... As for the armor, do you think I would stare at a girl changing clothes?" Alfred said.
still.
"Oh, the angel has arrived. I believe you are also curious whether the clown can escape this time. I will forward the surveillance footage to you in real time."
Bruce was also very curious about Alfred's words. He really wanted to see how the clever clown would respond this time. It wasn't that he didn't want to go, but it was too late, so he could only watch the show.
And at this time.
The Joker was driving arrogantly on the wrong side of the road while showing off his affection for Harley Quinn. What a stupid thing to say. At this moment, the two of them really wanted to get in the car... Ahem, they were really entangled and couldn't wait for this moment.
It is eternity.
"come on pudding, oh... what is this?"
Harley Quinn was about to yell something crazy, but she found a person standing in front of the car. To be precise, she was a woman wearing a miniskirt and high heels, with a pair of white wings spread exaggeratedly on her back.
"Oh ho ho, there's someone wearing wings and cosplaying as an angel, ha ha ha..." The clown took a closer look, laughed crazily without leaving any trace, then stepped on the accelerator, and the car sped forward violently.
But at this moment, he was trying to think of a way to escape from the scene at the moment of the car crash, because he felt something was wrong. It was not Batman who came, which was a bit unexpected. He had already thought that this was nothing at all.
An ordinary person, but an angel reported on the subnet a while ago.
He thought of many ways to escape in an instant, because he knew the topography of Gotham City very well.
The street in front of where the angel was standing turned right for ten meters and there was a river. He could turn right in an instant, drive the car into the river and escape.
But he felt that he might not be able to escape that way, so he thought of the shops on the left. There was a Chinese restaurant in the row of shops on the left. Since the restaurant often used aircraft engines for cooking, the fumes were relatively heavy, so the boss installed a fume duct. He also
I remember that the oil fume pipe was different from the normal one, it was 600 by 400. The clown was a professional, so the dimensions he had in mind were automatically in millimeters, just like professional construction.
This was just big enough for him to climb up to the top floor from the inside. The top floor was just big enough to cross over to the other side, and then slide down to the ground from the side stairs. There happened to be some businessmen's cars parked there. He could disguise himself as a businessman and drive away.
If he takes this route, he must create an explosion at the moment of the collision so that the other party can't take care of themselves, otherwise everything will be in vain, and he is very good at creating explosions.
There is a parking lot on the right side of the building. There is an air supply duct on the ceiling of the roof grille inside the parking lot. He can rush the car into the underground garage, create an explosion to cover up the traces, and then escape through the air duct.
However, he felt that the risk of walking up there was still too great, so he thought about the parking lot. There was a sewer just under parking space a3866. This sewer passed through a weak spot at the bottom of the river bed on the right. He could blow it up with a micro bomb.
Open and run away from the river.
However, this may cause abnormal water flow on the river or backflow of river water into the sewer. If the other party is a careful person, he may be discovered. So he thinks that if he takes this road, he should keep moving forward, cross the river, and then pass by.
There are sewer systems extending in all directions, leading to the port not far away. He believes this is one of the safest routes.
As long as you act quickly, drive the car into the garage, get out of the car the moment it crashes, enter the sewer, and directly detonate the fuel tanks of other vehicles with micro bombs or pistols.
His brain also thought of other escape routes in this environment, but entering the garage was the most likely to escape, and Harley Quinn...? The Joker felt that this time he could only temporarily let her be caught.
Well, he had already calculated in his mind which vehicle in the garage would explode and it would definitely not hurt Harley Quinn.
The purpose of leaving Harley Quinn was to allow him to run away. According to his idea, after the other party caught an unconscious Harley Quinn, they should treat her first, and he could run away during this time. After he ran away, he would
Just look for an opportunity to rescue Harley Quinn from being imprisoned.
In an instant, the clown came up with several plans, and the real-time locations of these plans could avoid camera surveillance.
Of course he can't just run.
"Oh ho ho... shoot her!" the Joker shouted to Harley Quinn, who was already holding a pistol and sticking her head out of the car window.
"Oh~yes, shoot her haha." Harley Quinn took the pistol and fired several shots, but the accuracy was so bad that only one shot hit Chai's high-heeled shoes with a 'ding' sound, and there was a trace of fire.
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At this time, the clown turned the steering wheel fiercely. Amidst the roar of the sports car engine and the screeching sound of tires, he reached out and threw four strange-looking gas bombs with a smiley face on them. This was the clown's unique secret skill of oxidation.
Of course, dinitrogen is not ordinary nitrous oxide, but a kind of laughing gas invented by clowns in a special way.
It's just that this kind of laughing gas contains nitrous oxide, which is an oxidant, colorless and sweet. If you inhale a high dose of this kind of laughing gas, it can cause paralysis or even death. After death, you will be left with a terrifying look.
, a painful but grinning corpse.
Having this kind of means is enough to prove that the clown is a genius chemist.
The laughing gas bombs exploded indistinguishably before and after they rolled to the ground. The gas spread and covered Ah Chai's figure. Without even looking, the clown stepped on the accelerator and drove towards the underground parking lot on the right.
However, at this time, he discovered that the car was not moving at all. The four wheels kept skidding on the ground, and the rubber tires were worn away for an unknown amount of time. The road surface where the four tires were in contact with the ground was all blackened.
"Oh, pudding, what is this?" Harley Quinn opened her mouth wide, and her big eyes under her twin ponytails revealed incredulity.
"Ah hahaha, beautiful angels, have you ever met? We have known each other for a long time, I think we should have a lot of topics in common, what do you think?" The clown laughed, showing a calm and composed look, and then used
His other big weapon is his mouth.
However, he was secretly thinking about what to do next. He looked at the car with one foot on the head to hold it up, but the angel at the bottom of the miniskirt could not be seen. He always felt that this time...
.Why isn’t Batman here yet?
At this moment, he suddenly thought of Batman. It would be great if Batman came at this time.
This is so fucked up. He just tried pushing the car door and found that it wouldn't open.
He had no choice but to quietly hold the pistol concealed in his hand, preparing to shoot the angel a few times when she wasn't prepared.
"Okay, stop struggling, put your gun away, someone is waiting for you, come with me." As Chai said, he was about to grab the car and take off.
At this time, Harley Quinn suddenly screamed crazily, then took out her pistol and fired bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.
So, ding ding ding ding...
There were a few stars where the bullet touched, and then nothing happened.
Ah Zhui shook his head and ignored the two ants. He grabbed the front of the car, flapped his wings and took the car, including the Joker and Harley Quinn, into the sky, disappearing into the night sky in an instant.
At this time, Bruce Wayne, who was still standing on the rooftop and watching all this through the surveillance camera provided by Alfred, was silent for a long time before uttering two words: "oh Shet!"
However, as soon as he finished speaking, he saw Ah Zhui grabbing the car and falling from the sky, then casually placing the car on the rooftop. It seemed that he said at a glance: "People brought it to you, what were you talking about just now?"
"..."
Gordon took off his hat, stared at the Joker and Harley Quinn in the car, then looked at Chase, and then kept looking back and forth, as if he didn't believe this was true.
The famous clown was arrested all of a sudden?
Chapter completed!