4605--Andrew Blind Wishing
"Bang, bang, bang"
The big axe came into contact with the frozen soil, making a monotonous and boring sound, and Loki was about to fall asleep.
Thor digs the ground with Zhan Biao, and Sifu wipes his sweat from time to time. Friga looks at them with a smile, making Loki feel like she is a redundant person. She can only whistle and look around.
By the way, this place is really a barren land, not even a hair.
"Um?"
Loki suddenly made a puzzled sound from her nostrils. Just as she was thinking, it would be great if there was a hair. It would be a clue, which would allow herself to figure out the plan of death knell.
Then she really saw a hair, right in the snow in front of her.
It was a black curly hair that was not long, about ten centimeters long, but it was too thick for human hair, like the hair of an orangutan or a buffalo.
But this is not the key, the key is that she remembers it very clearly that there must be no hair at this position three seconds ago.
Not to mention being blown by heavy wind and snow, it is fixed on the snow and is very strong.
Loki lifted her skirt and squatted down sideways. She reached out and poked the hair with her fingernails like a child playing with an ant.
It looks like hair and feels like hair. Then it is really a hair, not painted, which is interesting.
Who left the clue in front of him? Or
"Mother, I've discovered it." Loki rolled his eyes, picked up the hair, and returned to Friga with excitement, showing it like a treasure: "Look at this, will the creature we tracked before be left behind?"
"Oh, kid, go and ask your brother. When you go out hunting, it should be the man who has the final say." Friga smiled and touched Loki's hair. Of course, although Loki looks like a woman now, she still treats the child as her son.
But the elders are in order, and the eldest in the family should be the helmsman. This is the custom of Asgard.
"Okay, mother, let my dear brother see it, hehe."
And when she said this, Loki expected that the God of Fraud pinched the hair and quickly came to Thor.
Without saying a word, Thor naturally heard her communication with her mother and was waiting curiously.
"Yes, Thor, please see what kind of creature's hair is, and then take us to grab it." Qianfu clasped her fists and pressed her chin with her expectant face. She liked to see Thor's wise and powerful look.
Thor doesn't love Sifu, he loves Jane Foster, but he is inevitably a little proud when he is looked at by the beauty with admiration, so he also wants to show off his prey tracking skills:
"Well, let me see, miamiamia"
After saying that, he took the hair from Loki's hand, stuffed it into his mouth, pursed it with his tongue a few times, tried hard to taste the taste, and made a smacking sound of his lips.
This is not a nonsense, but an experience and skill in judging biological species. Old hunters know a little.
For example, wild ducks have a hydrophobic layer on their feathers, so when doing so, the feathers will not stick to saliva, so they will remain dry after taking it out.
Similarly, some carnivores can also judge this way, such as tigers and leopards. They like to lick their fur after eating meat, so their hair will have a bloody smell and oil.
The wild boars and bison creatures have a scent of earth on their hair, because they all like to roll in mud pits.
The body structure of the Asa tribe and humans is very similar, and the sense of smell is not as sharp as the sense of taste, so Thor had to taste it with his mouth.
Of course, in Loki's opinion, it's not necessary, because everyone already knows that the target of tracking is a humanoid creature, and the footprints are still there. Instead of tasting the hair, it's better to find a laboratory to run into the chromatogram.
But Thor just had a stubborn mind, and Loki knew it would be like this.
"Ah" Loki took a step back with a grimace, and said to Xifu with disgust: "Look, my brother has lived on Earth for so many years, but he is still unhygienic. It's so dirty."
"No, I don't think so." Qianfu looked at Thor with a blushing face as she spitted out the black hair and the serious look facing Fengxue. She covered her hot face: "I think Thor is too reliable, and this is how the man in charge should be."
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Loki showed a black question mark face. Well, she was already wondering if Odin had given any medicine to Aifu in the past?
What's so good about Thor, who is like a brown bear? Does Sifu like him and have a stupid mind? Or does she like him and not take a shower?
I wanted to break up Sifu and Thor, not to save this stupid woman, but to make Thor and Dr. Foster, the human woman, and then I could see my mother furious, then drove Thor out of the house, cut off the mother-son relationship, and expelled from the Asa family tree and other series of excitement!
At that time, I can appear in front of the lonely Thor, watch his jokes, and then ask him to beg for him, hahahaha!
But Qianfu now has a self-guided approach and it is a bit difficult to see it for free.
To be honest, although Loki has been playing pranks with Sifu since she was a child, such as cutting off her hair, stealing her toys, etc., her understanding of Sifu is still objective.
That is, Sifu is indeed strong and beautiful, at least more than ten times better than Dr. Foster's human woman.
Even though her blonde hair was stolen by herself, her current black hair is an implanted wig made by dwarves, it still does not damage her beauty.
As a mixed-race child, Xifu has the heroic power of the Asa tribe and the softness of the Warner tribe. Judging from Loki's understanding of his brother Thor, if Xifu sneaks to Thor's bed one night, he will definitely not be able to withstand the temptation.
Don't doubt this possibility. The woman of the Asa tribe can really do it. Even if Qianfu knocks Thor out with a siege hammer and drags it into the cave, it is possible.
‘You have to think of a solution.’
Looking at his brother who was still licking his hair, Loki narrowed his eyes.
But how can you think of a good idea so easily?
I don't know how many times I have tried it in the past, for example, creating an illusion for Xifu, making her misunderstand Thor eating cow dung; for example, giving Thor a human beauty to enjoy, taking Thor to eavesdrop on the wall; for example, stealing other people's weapons, stuffing them under Thor's bed, and then letting Thor discover it; for example,
After such a memory, Loki found that he had tried all kinds of methods hundreds of times. If someone else had changed, he would have been killed by a hammer. But no matter how Thor was, he was in love with him, so there was no way.
‘Tsk, if Thor was a woman.’
Loki scratched her head, thinking that if Thor becomes a woman, even if Xifu is happy, it will be useless.
"No! Thor, yes!"
At this time, Friga suddenly exclaimed. Loki thought his mother was in danger and was worried for a moment, but the next second, he found that his mother and Sifu were looking at Thor in shock.
It turned out that at some point Thor became a blonde beauty with a graceful figure, bulging and tilted back and forth, but the so-called pure Internet celebrity face of the earth is like the one that is called a piece of black hair that slightly affects her image.
Chapter completed!