Chapter 14: Don't make trouble, straight man?
Why have people always mentioned the copy of "Dragon Ball" recently?
Gao Xianda seemed to smell a trace of conspiracy. ∑pine∈apple∈novel
He didn't know if it was because the national teacher had entered the copy of "Dragon Ball", which caused everyone to follow him, or if someone wanted to trick Gao Xianda into it.
But now it seems that Gao Xianda can't do even if he can't go.
"Okay, I understand." Gao Xianda looked frustrated, "Do you have detailed information about the copy of "Dragon Ball"? For example, the specific location of the national teacher."
"How could I have that kind of thing?" Dong Xie said, "I haven't actually been in. But what I can tell you is that just like the copy of Ultraman, the copy of Dragon Ball has been spliced with other copies to form a large copy. So I was able to enter the world of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", which was very pleasant."
"I said, I'm not interested in your love story." Gao Xianda said, "But since you've been talking for so long, I'll ask you reluctantly, who are you in love with? Is it Xiao Feng or Murong Fu?"
Dong Xie: "???"
"Hey, I'm a standard straight man, okay? How could I fall in love with a man?" Dong Xie was a little uneasy.
"Oh, sorry, I misunderstood. It turns out that the straight man doesn't like them two." Gao Xianda said, "That must be Duan Zhengchun?"
Dong Xie: "…”
What misunderstandings do you have about straight men?
Even the Qidao and Lufen next to him came to join in the fun and expressed their speculations.
"I think Dong Xie is not that superficial. He only likes good-looking people. He should like those with strong bodies and vicissitudes of heart. Let me guess..." Lu Fen said, "Duan Yanqing?"
Dong Xie was rushing into his heart at that time, and he almost vomited it out.
"What's wrong? You seem to be unhappy. You can't discriminate against disabled people, right?" Gao Xianda asked, "Aren't you scolding the bald donkey in front of a monk?"
Lu Fen said that he was unfortunately caught in the shooting.
He is a dwarf and is also considered a standard disability.
"How is that possible..." Dong Xie squeezed out a few words from his teeth, "This matter has nothing to do with disability!"
"Oh, it seems that he guessed wrong again." Qi Dao also said, "It's not a disabled person, nor Duan Yanqing. He also needs to be strong and vicissitudes of his heart... That's not You Tanzhi, right? The young master of Juxianzhuang is indeed a handsome talent!"
What happened to these people?
"I am a straight man, I like women!" Dong Xie couldn't help it and roared, "All those who fall in love with me are women, beauties, and standard beauties!"
Gao Xianda, very much, the three of them, Lu Fen, didn't say anything anymore, and looked at Dong Xie with sympathy.
"Why can't I explain clearly?" Dong Xie was depressed.
At this time, Lu Fen couldn't help but sigh and said, "The more a person shows off, the more he lacks. I understand your feeling very well. Sometimes, I also hope that I can be as tall as Yao Ming."
After saying that, Lu Fen also split his body and raised his head to a height of more than two meters.
But between the lines, they seemed to believe that Dong Xie said that he was a straight man.
You are such a homosexual who is so beautiful, who are you cheating on me every day?
"I'll kill you!" Dong Xie was furious and prepared to fight Gao Xianda and the others.
He was not Dong Xie's opponent, so he immediately disappeared and became unable to see anyone.
Only a sound of air flowing was heard, the guild door opened and closed, and then there was no more aura.
Lu Fen also hurried to the inner room, shouting as he ran: "Advisors, protect your car, protect your car quickly!"
Although he is not the emperor and it is not appropriate to call him "protect the emperor", he can't call him "help"? It's so embarrassing!
The newly accepted disciples were still a little loyal and did not have much trouble saying that Lu Fen.
Of course, they did not dare to fight Dong Xie head-on, but they just ran away quickly with the short-legged brigade filament.
In the blink of an eye, only Gao Xianda and Dong Xie were left in the room.
"Uh... I didn't say anything too much, right?" Gao Xianda said embarrassedly, "No one said you are not a straight man. I'm very happy to hear that you are not a homosexual!"
"What does your expression of relief mean?" Dong Xie said, "Even if I'm a bitch, I can't look for someone like you!"
After hearing what Dong Xie said, Gao Xianda tightened his chrysanthemum again, because the second half of Dong Xie's words turned out to be a lie!
In fact, Gao Xianda knew that Dong Xie was not homosexual, so he teased him like this. Dong Xie always did some shameless things with those four resentful spirits on weekdays, and Gao Xianda had also seen them.
But Dong Xie’s last sentence is very important. If one day he really gets a stamina, will Gao Xianda be his target?
Gao Xianda felt that he should not discuss this topic anymore, and it would be better not to mention the word "gay". If he didn't play well one day and really beat Dong Xie up, then he would be in danger!
"Okay, okay, whatever you say is what you say." Gao Xianda hurriedly comforted Dong Xie, for fear of some changes in his heart.
Since Gao Xianda is timid, Dong Xie is not good at really attacking Gao Xianda.
"When you have the chance, I will take you to the copy of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" to meet them." Dong Xie said proudly, "I guarantee that they are all beautiful women with national beauty and drooling!"
Gao Xianda: "Haha."
In the copy of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", there are indeed many beauties with names, but can they watch Dong Xie?
Gao Xianda carefully looked at Dong Xie. He was slender and pretty. Although he was not on the tough guy route, his neutral beauty was enough to deceive some young women who were ignorant of the world.
At least, he is much more beautiful than Jidao and Lufen!
Gao Xianda mocked Dong Xie because Gao Xianda himself was a playboy, and basically he would gain a lot of gains when he entered that dungeon. Even the contractor was conquered by him a lot.
But it is very good for the Tao and the voyage?
They are two of them, one is an experienced Taoist and the other is a dwarf. I'm afraid they have never even had a serious relationship yet, right?
Especially Lu Fen, he always likes some unrealistic beauties, wants to be good-looking and match abilities, and doesn't even dislike him as a dwarf.
It was obvious that a little beauty who was also a dwarf confessed to him sincerely, but he even flatly refused?
This kind of waste is not worthy of falling in love!
But this guy Dong Xie has a weird taste and always does things to prove something, and it is easy to go to extremes when doing things.
Chapter completed!