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Chapter 188: It turned out to be all cross talk jokes!

So, as soon as Wang Yu's second couplet came out, the audience was shocked. Then they all burst into laughter.

Everyone can understand that Wang Yu is clearly teasing Lu Gaoxuan.

The blue veins on Lu Gaoxuan's head were about to jump up and he said angrily: "Your couplet is not qualified. You are using my characters, which do not comply with the rules. This time you lost and drink!"

Wang Yu said, "Oh, it turns out that this is not in line with the rules? It doesn't matter, your couplets are very simple, I'll change them to you."

Wang Yu spoke lazyly, but attracted everyone's attention.

Wang Yu said slowly: "I'll give you the right thing: the car in front and behind will go up and down."

This sentence is quite amazing as soon as it is spoken.

He used the front, back, left and right heights to match Lu Gaoxuan's east, south, west, north, north, and north, which was quite neat. Moreover, one was the north geese flying south, and the other was the vehicle moving, flying and walking, and the artistic conception was quite consistent.

Zhou Peigong has a deep cultural foundation. Although he is not very good at couplets, he still has a very good understanding of rules. He knew that Wang Yu was very good at it, so he took the lead in applause.

Everyone could understand and applauded.

This made Lu Gaoxuan even more unable to get out of Taiwan.

He hurriedly continued to say to him: "There is no firefly, but it is not fire."

Wang Yu replied to him, "Although the lotus dew is round, how can it be a pearl?"

Lu Gaoxuan said again: "Who dares to make a chessboard and star as a piece?"

Wang Yu said to him: "Which one can play the earth as the pipa road as the string?"

Even the two of them are arguing, and even the content of the couplet has changed.

Lu Gaoxuan said that Wang Yu was just the light of fireflies, which was very useful. Wang Yu said that he was just a drop of dewdrops, what's the point?

Lu Gaoxuan also said that he was a chessboard and star, and he was a big-picture person. Wang Yu said that he was the pipa road and strings, and no one was worse than anyone else!

Lu Gaoxuan was really angry this time. Seeing that Wang Yu was still young, he directly used a killer move and said, "The two monkeys dare to see the saw in the deep mountains of the two monkeys?"

This sentence is a pun, and the homophonic sentence of the saw and the sentence are to say that Wang Yu is a little monkey.

Wang Yu sneered and said, "How can an old beast come out of his hooves when he falls into the mud?"

He shot a shot, and he also used the same homophonic sound of the hoof and the question, which ironically mocked Lu Gaoxuan as an old beast.

This made Lu Gaoxuan completely unconfident.

When he was talking to Zhou Peigong, he was already so angry that his face turned red. After drinking again, his blood pressure was a little too high. Then he was whispered by Wang Yu several times, and his thinking was a little confused.

At this time, Wang Yu easily stopped him from several problems. He couldn't stand it all at once, and was blinded by the evil fire. He leaned over with a bang, and seemed to have gone out of breath.

Seeing this, Fatto Tuo and Wugen Taoist quickly helped him up. Fatto Tuo tapped several of his acupoints, massaged his heart meridians, and finally beat him hard on his heart.

Lu Gaoxuan spit out a mouthful of blood, and then he woke up slowly.

But everyone saw him in his eyes.

Win or lose is second, he lost the adults immediately. Wu Yingxiong's face was lost and he said angrily: "Pull him down."

Seeing this, Yang Yizhi hurried over and reached out to help.

Lu Gaoxuan gritted his teeth and stood up, saying, "No, I will leave myself."

After saying that, he held the table and walked out with difficulty.

He vomited blood from his heart, and at least he would have to lose several years of his ability. As for when he could recover, he couldn't say it.

Moreover, the King of Pingxi and his son were cruel and ruthless. This time he lost Wu Yingxiong's face. It is possible that what Wu Yingxiong would deal with him will be done with him.

Gao Xianda said, "Haha, Mr. Lu is good at learning. This time he fainted was just a momentary anger and he was a little anxious. Don't punish him! Such a useful person, keep him for him, and maybe he will repay your kindness in the future!"

Gao Xianda said no, but he was mentioning Wu Yingxiong. He looked at his expression and looked at his expression, as if he was saying: "He lost your person this time, you punished him. If he didn't take any more thorough action, he might take revenge on you in the future!"

How much Gao Xianda knows, but Wu Yingxiong doesn't know. But Wu Yingxiong knows that Lu Gaoxuan's martial arts are very high. If he really has bad intentions, it may be a big problem.

So Wu Yingxiong's face was unstable, so he turned to Yang Yizhi and said a few words, then turned around and said to Gao Xianda: "Thank you, Lord Rui, for your reminder, we lost this game again. Come on, let's drink!"

After saying that, he took the initiative to pick up the big bowl in front of him and drank another big bowl.

Fatto Tuo and Wugen Taoist had no choice but to drink a big bowl each.

This is a height of Erguotou. Two bowls of wine are a pound of wine.

Although they are very skilled in martial arts, they are also a little drunk.

Gao Xianda poked Wang Yu next to him and said, "You guy is pretty good, you can even match couplets?"

Wang Yu curled his lips and whispered: "This has nothing to do with cultural level. These couplets of him are not difficult, they are all commonly used jokes in crosstalk. I often listen to crosstalk, so I can naturally understand it. But his level is not yet home. It's not my turn to set the questions. If I want to give them a message, I can make it difficult for them to die."

Gao Xianda thought to himself: "Although Lu Gaoxuan is a cultural person, the news is blocked after all. When he meets the contractor, they are not on the same level at all."

Gao Xianda said to Wu Yingxiong: "Since you lost in the last game, you have the final say in this game. Should we continue to match couplets or change to another project?"

Wu Yingxiong turned to look at Fatto Tuo and Wugen Taoist. He knew that as soon as Lu Gaoxuan left, no one on his side could match couplets. And it seemed that this bodyguard had a high level of couplets, so it would be better to transfer the route as soon as possible.

So Wu Yingxiong said, "It seems that we are willing to give up the couplets. Let's do something else."

Gao Xianda said, "Brother, what do you want to compare, just say it. Let's continue here. I'm a little thirsty."

As soon as Gao Xianda said this, he aroused the already calm atmosphere again, as if he was about to deliberately release water.

Wu Yingxiong said: "Brother, we don't need you to let go. This time we have to use our real skills to convince you."

Then he turned to the Wugen Taoist and said, "Master, please!"

Taoist Wugen nodded and said, "Okay! Let me compete. Let's play the most traditional wine game: throw a pot!"

They seemed to have prepared for a long time, and without Gao Xianda sending someone to prepare, they took out a thin bottle and many bamboo sticks the size of chopsticks.

"A group of five roots, throw them into the pot, and if you enter a few, you will lose." said Taoist Wugen.
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