Chapter 10 Cattle have tempers too
Ye Yuze was suddenly moved. Are they really comrades?
Their expressions were obviously not fake, there were several of them. How big could this chicken be? Even if they ate all the bones and scraps, it wouldn’t be enough for them to fill the gap between their teeth?
It seems like this is really reserved for yourself?
So, homosexuality grew like weeds. Well, it's still winter, and the weeds are still withering.
"How about it, do you want to play? I'll take you skating again?"
Yang Geyong really regarded Ye Yuze as his comrade. Since he was a comrade, he was naturally obliged to help him have a good time.
Ye Yuze hesitated. It wasn't that he didn't want to skate, but that he didn't want to climb the mountain.
If he could only ski without climbing, he would have slipped and it would be dark today.
Since everyone is so sincere, Ye Yuze naturally has to be honest.
“I’m so tired from climbing the mountain!”
His voice was a bit soft, but he was not embarrassed. Comrades and comrades must tell the truth.
Yang Geyong smiled, showing his white teeth. He looked a bit like a leopard.
He reached out and patted Ye Yuze on the shoulder.
"Come on, I'll let you slide down the mountain without climbing!"
Wei Yuxiang opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't say it. Ye Yuze left with them.
Yang Geyong took Ye Yuze to the roadside, and a cow walked down the mountain along the road.
This kind of cow usually escapes from the Kazakh herd. Until the owner finds it, it is ownerless.
Yang Geyong explained the origin of the cow to Ye Yuze while lifting Ye Yuze onto the back of the cow.
Ye Yuze was confused again. He really didn't know how to ride this thing! Why did he just pick it up?
But many things he experienced today were completely beyond his understanding. Just love it.
It seems that the word "no!" does not exist in the hearts of the children here!
Is this what a real man is? Not only can’t you say no, but the key point is that he doesn’t even bother to say it. Just do it and that’s it!
Yang Geyong took the horn and walked towards the mountain. His steps were very steady. It seemed that such a hillside was like flat ground to him.
Even an old woman can move across a kilometer of flat ground with a cane.
But it is impossible for all of them to have this kind of physical strength.
Isn't there a boy named Zhang Jian'an who is climbing the mountain by pulling the tail of a cow?
Ye Yuze kept looking back frequently, fearing that Zhang Jian'an would roll down the mountain like a ball if Niu was kicked.
But it turned out that he was really worried too much. A cow is not a horse, and he can't kick people.
However, this cow obviously has a bad temper. It has never been willing to walk properly. It always stops after walking for a while. It lowers its head in the snow, seeming to be looking for dead grass in the snow to eat.
Zhang Jian'an became a little anxious and took out a pencil sharpener from his pocket. He took it and pricked the cow's butt.
Then the cow jumped up and threw Zhang Jianan over. Then it rushed towards the top of the mountain.
It's like a cow, it looks like it's walking slowly and steadily.
But Ye Yuze, who was riding on the back of the bull, was really miserable.
Because it seems that cowhide and beef are not one at all.
Every time he took a step, the cowhide would slide down toward the lower center of gravity. When the cowhide slipped, his buttocks would naturally slide down as well.
It seemed that with every step he took, he would fall. So he could only lean in the opposite direction.
When the cow steps up its left leg, its body leans to the left. When the cow steps up its right leg, its body leans to the right.
Along the way, not only the legs were not relaxed, but the entire upper body was also very tired.
Why are your legs tired? You must be holding the cow's belly hard? But that guy's belly is so big, how can you hold it with your short legs?
Yang Geyong finally discovered his abnormality, but he was familiar with this situation. He just smiled and said.
"Don't try too hard, just follow the movement of the cowhide. You won't fall off!"
Ye Yuze didn't believe it, but he was too tired. If it continued like this, he might as well just follow it to save effort.
So he decided to listen to the old driver's advice, stop competing, and let his body move naturally with the movement of the cow.
After the initial worry, he was pleasantly surprised to find that he really couldn't fall off. He also found a feeling like swinging on a swing. It was so comfortable!
The cow stopped occasionally, and Ye Yuze also felt very good about it. He just happened to take in the surrounding scenery.
As a result, this kind of comfort and tranquility was brutally destroyed by Zhang Jianan.
The cow jumped towards the top of the mountain. Ye Yuze on the cow's back became a rocking chair. He might fall off at any time.
But it didn't fall off. This is also due to Yang Geyong's guidance.
Just let nature take its course. Ye Yuze remembered which Taoist doctrine said: All laws return to their original origin and let nature take its course.
It seems that everything in the world is the same!
Yang Geyong tried to calm him down several times.
But it was of no use. The cow continued to rush forward violently.
When Yang Geyong saw that he couldn't do it, he simply grabbed the horns of the bull and jumped up, directly riding on the bull's neck.
The cow lowered its head and shook it wildly, trying to throw him out!
However, Yang Geyong grabbed the two horns of the cow tightly and did not let go at all. He did not forget to shout.
"Hold my waist!"
Ye Yuze was about to fall. His hands were grabbing randomly.
But unlike horses, cows have no manes on their backs. So Ye Yuze had nothing to hold on to.
Now Yang Ge rushed up bravely, and he hugged his waist.
The cow couldn't get rid of it at first sight, and its temper completely broke out. It lay down on the ground and rolled around.
You must know that we are close to the top of the mountain at this time, and the slope is very steep. The cow is rolling down the hillside.
Then the cow turned into a ball and rolled down the hillside.
Ye Yuze and Yang Geyong were crushed to the level of the photo and the snow level.
If you take a photo with a drone at this moment, the result will definitely be a photo of the deceased framed in a snowy photo frame.
Yang Geyong stood up and looked at Ye Yuze.
"Are you okay? Are you injured?"
Ye Yuze shook his head, feeling a little moved. This was the first person in his two lifetimes who treated him best!
It seems that the feeling of comrades is really stronger than love. They never give up in times of life and death crisis!
You know, the cow is really crazy. Even a tiger would dare to go up against it, let alone these villains.
The two looked at each other for a moment. Yang Ge jumped up bravely and ran down the mountain.
"Wait a moment. I'll go pick up the skis and poles."
The things belonging to the two of them were originally held by Ye Yuze, who was riding the bull.
As a result, when the cow went crazy, he had thrown it away long ago. But it was not far from the top of the mountain. With Yang Geyong's physical strength, he picked it up in a short time.
Sure enough, after a while, Yang Geyong came back with something.
He didn't help Ye Yuze tie the skis like Wei Yuxiang did. Instead, he taught him how to tie them.
In this way, Ye Yuze got started quickly. He was not stupid to begin with. Now that someone is guiding him, this skill is easy to master.
Chapter completed!