Chapter 689 On-site teaching
Putting the teaching aids on the podium, Ye Yuze turned around and wanted to go down to find a seat. However, Old John stopped him and introduced him to the audience:
"Next, I will introduce to you a magical oriental boy, Yuze and Ye." Foreigners have never understood the names of Chinese people. It is not a question for others. This is caused by differences in language habits.
Ye Yuze suddenly remembered that he had an English name and quickly reminded John. "Old man, my name is Tyson."
Old John was overjoyed. He didn't expect that this kid would read a catchy name? He immediately re-introduced: "In the last class, I talked about traditional Chinese medicine and his own medicine in the mysterious Eastern Kingdom. They can diagnose your condition without any instruments and just touching your wrist with their fingers."
Speaking of this, Old John opened the box he brought with him, pulled out the longest silver needle and shook it at everyone: "And their treatment method only requires this to stab you!"
"Buzz!" There was a noise below. Although Harvard has jointly built the institute with Tangcheng Medical College, Liu Xiangdong has also become a visiting professor here. However, these are limited to the behavior of small circles in the upper level.
Every time Liu Xiangdong came over, he only guided several graduate students studying pharmaceuticals about Chinese herbal medicine theories, and never taught them. Therefore, the words of Old John caused a sensation.
You know, American students are not as well-behaved as Chinese students. At this time, a boy with several dreadlocks stood up and asked, "Professor John, since this oriental man is so magical, can I ask him to see a disease? I'm so fucked."
There was a burst of laughter from the audience. In China, such a student would have been driven out long ago. But here, Old John didn't care at all.
He smiled slightly: "Well Johnny, please lie on the diagnosis bed. Ask Tyson to diagnose you and then stab you with a needle!"
Ye Yuze always wants to correct him, that's called treatment, not pricking you. But if you think about it, forget it, the old man probably wants to emphasize a unique treatment method, right?
Seeing this guy named Johnny provoked him, Ye Yuze decided to teach him a lesson. Although Ye Yuze doesn't like to study at the moment, Chinese medicine in a big country can't allow a small fish to provoke him. If he doesn't give him some color, he doesn't know that the pepper water is also red.
The diagnosis bed was on one side of the podium, which was convenient for students in the classroom to see. Johnny took a small square step, shook his head and went up to the podium, chewing gum in his mouth. Ye Yuze originally wanted him to vomit, but he would forget it. What if this kid had bad breath?
Let him lie down, Ye Yuze put his finger on his pulse and knew that this kid was as strong as a cow. His pulse was beating like a drum beat. If such a person is sick, he would only be mentally ill. However, there are still some weaknesses, which must be related to excessiveness in some aspects.
However, Ye Yuze did not expose it, and said in a voice that everyone could hear: "Dandan hurts because you hit pistols too frequently, so there is nothing else wrong."
"Coax!" The classroom suddenly started to make a fuss. The young people here never dared to do this because this is part of the life of young people.
Johnny blushed, this was indeed a bit embarrassing. But now that he was being fired, he wouldn't have to cause trouble for this Oriental man, otherwise he would be embarrassed.
"Can't you cure it? Then you cure it." Johnny shouted, stammering his neck.
"Okay, then you can hold on, I'll help you with treatment now." Since this guy insisted on getting pricked, Ye Yuze was no longer polite. Since he had an acupuncture, of course he had to take off his clothes and let him lie on the diagnosis bed.
Johnny was wearing shorts and still shouting, "Okay, I'm just abandit." What should I do if you can't cure me?"
Ye Yuze looked at him contemptuously: "If I can't cure it, will I see this box of needles? I'll stab myself."
Johnny nodded with satisfaction. This guy is also a slut. He doesn't necessarily dare to try this if he changes his person.
After flipping through Old John's needle box, he picked out a few of the longest ones, lit an alcohol lamp to disinfect, and then wiped it with a cotton ball.
Johnny also started to tremble at this time. The needle was too long and said he was not afraid, it was his mouth. Ye Yuze stopped talking and began to pierce the needle one by one.
Shenshu, Taixi, Guanyuan, Return, Taichong. He stabbed the needle one by one, and Johnny's heart slowly relaxed, and he didn't feel anything. It didn't hurt, it was just a little numb.
The students in the audience had already been silent. Have they seen this scene before? A half-foot-long needle pierced into their bodies. The girls had already started covering their eyes, and they really didn't dare to look at them!
Ye Yuze didn't use many needles this time because he knew that this kid was actually fine. He was afraid that it would be troublesome if it was irritated and would cause some accidents.
But when I saw this guy humming and enjoying it, I got angry. I found moxa sticks from the medicine box, broke them into small pieces and inserted them on the tail of the needle to ignite them.
There was another noise in the audience. A girl covered her eyes and said, "What kind of therapy is this? Puncture is not enough, it will still be burned. Can Johnny still be alive in a while?"
As the moxa stick burned, the temperature of the silver needle began to rise. At this time, Johnny had already started to feel itchy and the needle's eyes were numb and itchy.
You should know that people have a strong tolerance for pain. As for numbness and itching, they basically have no tolerance. Johnny's body began to twist like a maggot.
Ye Yuze scolded: "Hold on me, otherwise this bet won't be forgotten!"
At this time, the students in the audience watched Johnny live well, and their fear was greatly reduced. However, their curiosity was aroused, and some familiar ones were directly cheered up: "Come on Johnny!"
The moxa sticks were finally burned, and Johnny finally came with his strong will and looked at Ye Yuze provocatively.
When Ye Yuze saw that the boy was proud again, he simply added fire and lifted, pulled, flicked, plucked, and twisted each needle. He used each technique.
At this moment, Johnny felt countless ants eating on his body, and finally began to beg for mercy: "No, I lost. Please pull it out."
Ye Yuze was obedient and immediately pulled him off. Johnny lowered his head and looked depressed, but he was very dissatisfied: "I bet that although I lost, you didn't cure me. So you are a lie. I want to stab you like this with an needle. You have to beg for mercy!"
Everyone in the audience agreed, thinking Johnny's words were justified.
Ye Yuze smiled slightly: "Aren't you sore? I'll cure you." After that, he took a look at Johnny's indescribable point.
Everyone followed his eyes and saw a tent that was high. Everyone burst into laughter.
Johnny immediately protected his crotch with both hands and asked Ye Yuze nervously: "It... won't it always be like this, right?"
Ye Yuze looked at him helplessly: "Go and find a girlfriend, hurry up!"
Old John, who had been watching, took the lead in applauding. He immediately heard warm applause from the audience. He once again saw the magic of Chinese acupuncture.
Chapter completed!