Chapter 1539 You laugh
This day, Your Majesty drank too much, and there were very few such scenes of slight loss of composure. Your Majesty has always been a strict person, and it would be better if he was in front of a special person.
For example, the old dean or Dan Tai Yuan Shu, for example, in front of the Empress, it seems that it is the only time that it is a bit of losing its composure after drinking too much in front of all civil and military officials.
Dai Fangzhou helped His Majesty back to Dongnuan Pavilion and lay down. The Empress had already heard the news. She soaked a towel and wiped the emperor's face. The Emperor suddenly raised his hand and held the queen's hand. Only then did the Queen notice that the emperor's eyes were actually slightly red.
"Dai Fangzhou, you can go out first."
The queen turned around and gave an order, Dai Fangzhou hurriedly took all the eunuchs and retreated.
"he......"
The emperor said a word, but he couldn't say the following words.
The Empress held His Majesty's hand and asked, "Your Majesty, what's wrong? Did you see something that touches your mind while drinking in the court?"
"It's a man."
The emperor closed his eyes. This was the subconscious pride of an emperor. He could not really cry, even in front of his beloved woman.
"I...I am holding a banquet in Taiji Hall today to welcome Shen Leng and Meng Chang'an and others. I was very happy at the beginning because they made great contributions to Daning and expanded territory for Daning."
"I walked around the hall with my wine glass and drank with my ministers. When I walked to Shen Leng, he bent over and held the wine glass, just like when I first saw me, his eyes were full of fear."
"He is already so familiar with me, but the fear I see in his eyes makes me feel distressed. He shouldn't be so panic, he shouldn't be..."
The queen said softly: "Your Majesty, don't think so much. Shen Leng is more humble. It's not a bad thing to be in front of all the civil and military officials in front of the court. Your Majesty knows that he is also very naughty when he is alone in front of His Majesty and is not so restrained."
The emperor nodded: "I am sad, not just because of his fear."
The queen asked curiously: "That's that?"
The emperor raised his finger and pointed at his temples: "I, I saw a few white hairs on Shen Leng's temples, and then my heart suddenly hurt. Suddenly I remembered that he was already in his thirties. For more than thirty years, he..."
The queen's heart also hurt.
The emperor said in a slightly hoarse voice: "He is in his thirties and has white hair, but he has not had his parents with him for a day. It would be fine if he was really an orphan, but he is not. He has white hair."
The queen's eyes were also a little red. She patted the back of the emperor's hand gently and said, "Your Majesty, don't be too sad. From now on, he will become the general of the imperial guards. He will not leave too far, nor will he fight frequently as before. I know that in fact, His Majesty always holds a heart every time he goes to the expedition, and every time he does."
The emperor shook his head: "I may be old..."
Shen Leng didn't know why the emperor drank so much wine and why he was a little disobedient. He probably felt that the emperor was so happy. After all, it was indeed a happy thing to win the Sang Kingdom.
He also drank a lot of wine, but he was in the past and had a good alcohol tolerance, so he had been holding on for a long time. The ministers came over to toast him one by one. He could still stand still without falling down after drinking it, and he couldn't tell that he was too shaking when walking.
However, there are more people. Although I try my best to control it, my eyes are also a little blurry and I still shaking when I walk. The main reason is that my mind is short-circuited, and my thinking begins to become particularly erratic. I forget what I thought about in the previous breath.
When Meng Chang'an and Shen Leng left the Weiyang Palace, the carriage arranged in the palace was already waiting outside. It was inconvenient for them to enter the harem, even if it was Shen Leng, it was not convenient, so there was no need to wait for Cha Ye and the children.
The two of them arrived at the side of the carriage, Chen Leng pointed to the carriage and said, "You get in the car first, I'll watch you leave."
Meng Chang'an said: "Why do you always give in to me? You have to get in the car first and leave first."
Chen Leng said: "Then I'll get in the car first, I'll leave first, do you like to leave?"
He held the car door and wanted to go up, but he couldn't get up because of the shaking. Meng Changan laughed and said, "Look at your promising prospects. After drinking such a little wine, I can't even get up the car. It's embarrassing. I'll help you."
He stepped forward and leaned down softly, but he was on his body. At the moment when he was about to fall to the ground, he stretched out his hands and lay there like he was doing push-ups.
Chen Leng heard the sound and looked back, his eyes widened: "Are you going to compete with me? Will I convince you?"
He staggered and came again, and lay down on the ground: "Let you five first, I'll chase you."
Meng Changan also had his mind covered in his mind. In a blink of an eye, he forgot what he was going to do before. Chen Leng said that he wanted to compare push-ups, and he thought he really wanted to compare.
But of course he wouldn't let Chen Leng let him go. He turned his head and looked at Chen Leng and said, "I'll let you ten, I'll chase you again."
"I'll let you fifteen."
"I'll give you fifty."
"I'll give you fifty one."
"Do you dare to say more?"
"I'm afraid of it? I'll ask you 50 million, you can do it first."
"Then I'll give you sixty million."
"I'll give you one trillion."
The two of them lay there with their arms on their backs. Half an hour passed. The two of them were still holding on, and neither of them got up or did it first. But this was enough to show how strong the physical fitness of these two people was. They could last for so long after drinking like this wave.
"Alas!"
Chen Leng suddenly got up: "Pit."
Meng Chang'an also got up: "Compare."
Chen Leng: "Why do you want to compare everything?"
Meng Chang'an said: "You must not be able to pee me."
The two of them were still beating there, and the people in the palace couldn't stand it anymore. This was simply inappropriate and insulting the court's dignity. Moreover, this was outside the Weiyang Palace, which made people even more embarrassing to watch.
The people in the palace helped the two of them onto the carriage without saying anything. After getting on the carriage, Chen Leng sat down, looked around, and asked in a daze: "Where is the pit?"
The eunuch who was holding Chen Leng into the car was stunned and asked carefully: "Dude, what are you asking?"
Chen Leng was still looking around: "This toilet looks very luxurious, but I forgot that it is a toilet, and there is not even a pit. What's the use of luxury? It's flashy!"
The eunuch's face was a little pale: "Dude, this is a car."
Chen Leng was stunned, then smiled: "Moving the toilet? When did you think of this? This is a good method."
Eunuch: "..."
Logically speaking, the court officials know their identities and what kind of rules and etiquette should be maintained, especially when holding banquets in the palace, who would drink too much? But today is different, His Majesty has too many today.
Your Majesty has drunk too much, and the court officials have to do more, no matter how real it is, they have to do more.
Chen Leng saw that there were indeed no pits in the carriage, so he sighed and said, "I'll just hold it in. Wait until my house to go to the toilet. Isn't this movable toilet a carriage?"
The eunuch breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Dude, you finally recognize that this is a carriage."
Chen Leng suddenly asked: "Are they all the same?"
The eunuch said: "The rules in the palace are almost the same."
Chen Leng was shocked: "Go quickly, go to the car behind and tell Meng Changan that this is not a toilet. It's too embarrassing to ask him not to pee!"
Eunuch: "..."
Not far outside the palace gate, Lai Cheng helped the old dean to watch the two guys finally get in the car. The two of them smiled after looking at each other.
"Two foxes."
Lai Cheng smiled.
The old dean nodded, then looked at Lai Cheng and pointed at himself: "Aren't there two of them?"
The old dean walked towards the carriage and said as he walked: "They were too cunning. You will have a copy to report tomorrow morning. The two nationals are indecent and should be punished."
Lai Cheng smiled and said, "Well, it's time to punish you. Don't wait until tomorrow morning. I will write a memorial in a while. After great achievements, I will be punished with some minor punishments. The people will feel that the court is fair and Your Majesty is fair."
“The most important thing is…”
The old dean said with a smile: "They are very sober and know what they are doing."
Lai Cheng nodded: "So they are two foxes."
They really overestimated Chen Leng and Meng Chang'an. Those two really drank too much. If they had the thoughts that Lai Cheng said would be worthy of the name of the fox, but they really didn't know what they did.
One of the foxes named Chen fell asleep shortly after getting in the car and leaned against the carriage and slept very deeply. From the time of departure to now, this was the most reliable time to sleep.
In another car, the fox named Meng was circling in the carriage. He opened this and looked at it, with a look of confusion.
"What about the trick?"
Two hours later, Chen Leng woke up in his general's mansion, and then found that Meng Changan was sleeping beside him, with one of his legs still pressing against him, and his snoring was quite loud.
Chen Leng felt a headache, so he recalled it carefully and probably had some impressions. When he left the palace, he said that he would go home and get on the carriage. Why did Meng Chang'an be at his own home?
After he got up, he asked at the door. The personal soldiers outside the door were thrusting with laughter. It was two hours before he could recover.
The personal soldier said that Chen Leng's carriage had just arrived outside the door, and Meng Chang'an's carriage also got on. Meng Chang'an said he was not allowed to run away as soon as he got off the car. He had no comparison. I was so tired and I would definitely beat you after I got on. Chen Leng said, "Who was so tired and I was so tired."
The two of them held each other's arms and held each other into the toilet, and then compared who was peeing higher? The wall of the toilet was as high as one person. Both of them were holding their energy and peed as high as the wall.
well......
There is wind.
Chen Leng glared at the soldier: "Even if you want to laugh, can you hold it in front of me for a while?"
The personal soldier nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes, my subordinates are wrong... hahahahaha."
Chen Leng kicked his ass, and the soldier jumped and ran away.
Chen Leng raised his hand and rubbed his temples. His head still hurt a little. He recalled it carefully, but was still a little confused. He seemed to remember everything after leaving the palace gate.
Just as I was thinking, Dai Fangzhou was coming.
Chen Leng's face was a little distorted when he saw Dai Fangzhou coming in. He was obviously laughing, but he still had to keep his face serious.
"Your Majesty's order is to protect the country and to be cold and to be cold. The Duke of Yi Guo Meng Chang'an has lost his moral character after drinking and lying on the ground outside the palace gate, which is a shame for the court and damages the majesty of the palace. Your Majesty ordered the two to sober up and reflect on their own mistakes and each of them is fined one year's salary."
Chen Leng sighed and said, "You laugh."
Dai Fangzhou: "My Duke, how can you be so embarrassed...hahahahahaha..."
Chapter completed!