Chapter 1 Hao Xinren
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"You are a good person, but we are not suitable."
A clichéd breakup ceremony was being held in front of the main road cinema. A plump girl with a weight of over 200 and a height of only 1.6 meters, a big round head as watermelon, glanced at the audience at 360 degrees without a dead corner. She was a little arrogant and raised her chin without a trace. She looked at the tall and thin young man wearing washed white jeans, white T-shirts, and holding a bouquet of roses, or it would be an exaggeration to say that the boy was not too much.
The fat girl who didn't talk to the boy, a seismic version of the tail shook, a fat hand without fingers snapped off the rose held in the boy's hand, as arrogant as a Persian cat, twisting her big butt that was completely unseparable, pulling the beautiful girl next to her, walking to the cinema, arrogant and determined, her back highlighted the boy's bleakness and sadness.
The crowd of onlookers burst out with a strange and quiet feeling.
"I'll go, damn it, this kind of tonnage in this world is so proud of. The world is getting worse and worse, and people's hearts are not old."
"No, brother, you know that you can't go fat or lose weight. If you don't help, you can go abroad to find it. No, forget it, brother, if you are not afraid of the dark, follow your brother to Africa, you will find a dozen of this tonnage." As he said that, he patted the young man's shoulder, trembling his shoulder, walked to the cinema, and then he immediately sent it. After holding it for a long time, he couldn't help laughing.
Hao Xinren rolled his eyes speechlessly and bounced his shoulders, as if he was a little scared of the African girl. He slowly withdrew the roses and turned around in a desolate manner to the small flower bed under the steps, and took out his cell phone.
"Xiaomei, customers who are over 200 kilograms next time must add more money to me."
"Why, you know, the price of pork has increased."
Hao Xinren, speaking of this name, is definitely something that makes Hao Xinren sad. If you want to say this name, your parents are very good back then. Hao Xinren, a kind-hearted person, everyone thinks it is catchy and it means a good thing.
But as he grows older, the world has also changed. Hao Xinren, a kind-hearted person, doesn't know why it has become a joke. This name has been teased a lot. Well, I've gotten used to it over time, but I don't know if it's a curse of the name.
Hao Xinren, from college to graduation for two years, has made a total of five girlfriends. All of them were kicked for the same reason. You are a good person, but we are not suitable for it. Okay, Hao Xinren was beaten up and had to go to the police station to change his name with his household registration book. Yaya, if you don’t change it, you might be a bachelor for the rest of your life.
But within a few minutes, this girl came out of the police station dejectedly and changed her name. Not only did she ask for money, but she also required various procedures. Just listening to it once made her mind hurt. Let alone, she really did it.
Look, this strange name with my parents' good wishes has been used today. Fortunately, Hao Xinren started his own company and lost teasing among colleagues. As for Hao Xinren's company, the name is indeed good, a detective.
Unfortunately, since the company opened, it has not received any decent jobs. It usually looks for cats and chases dogs, and there are also service projects developed by Hao Xinren himself. The fat girl just now was one of the customers.
However, this time the customer did not play according to common sense, so he would forget it. A bouquet of sixty-dollar rose props was originally intended for use by the next customer, but now it was good. The petals of the fat hand flew across the board, and the force was so strong that it was rare in ancient and modern times. Fortunately, I didn't give it to myself, otherwise I would definitely have to pay more.
"Xiaomei, order me another bouquet of roses, it's cheap." He let out a breath and pulled down his cigarette in his mouth. Life is like this, ** over and over again, of course, there will be more fun from time to time, just a little bit.
Speaking, Hao Xinren rubbed his forehead. Now the girl is so good at playing. For the sake of face, she has created all kinds of strange scenes. Hao Xinren, this professional, was amazed. She was going to a cafe next time, proposed on her knees, and was ruthlessly rejected. The routine was a routine, but it cost 200 yuan plus a cup of coffee. It was one of the few big orders recently.
"Yes, boss..." Xiaomei was a little hesitant on the other end of the phone. "Boss, I have something I want to tell you." The voice of her speech became smaller and smaller, so small that Hao Xinren, who is known as the number one in Anping Street in Anping, could not hear anything.
"What's wrong?" You know, Xiaomei is the only employee in Detective Hao Xinren's office. Although it is only 1.5 meters tall, she is very diligent in doing things. The little girl is very cute and is very popular with customers. So, Xiaomei has been here for two months and finally paid the office water and electricity bills, and there is no power outage.
"Boss, it's 30th today." Xiaomei whispered.
"On the 30th, haha, I almost forgot, haha, tomorrow is your birthday, don't worry, I remember, I will definitely give you a satisfactory gift." As he said that, Hao Xinren was about to hang up the phone.
"It's okay, it's okay, this girl is thin-skinned." As she said that, Hao Xinren looked at the roses in her hand and gritted her teeth. There seemed to be a few roses in the small flower bed in the square. She had to recharge the lights and thought that few people would notice it.
"Hey, I said you, my butt was sticking out, and I thought I couldn't see it."
Hao Xinren, when he saw that it was Aunt Hongxiu who collected money, known as the first person in the community, the aunt in the community, did Hao Xinren dare to stay there again, apply oil to the soles of her feet, flew out of the flower bed, and ran four or five hundred meters in a flash. "I finally got it all."
Organize your clothes and bouquets to welcome the next client.
The customer in the cafe is even more arrogant than the fat girl. Damn, the rose rose was stepped on a few steps, which is even more awesome. This man took out three or five great men to insult Hao Xinren and threw it on Hao Xinren's face. This makes people unbearable. Hao Xinren, with quick hands, made the waiter stunned. He grabbed these tickets. This is a coffee shop. I should just accept such a red and white thing.
"Sir, coffee?"
"You see, I look like I'm in the mood to drink coffee now, I've retreated."
"But, but..."
"This is your tip."
Hao Xinren took out 100 yuan and handed it to the waiter. As for coffee, it was a joke, a cup of 100 and 200 yuan, and he felt a stomachache after drinking it.
"this……."
"Don't do this, that, I'm in a bad mood now, don't make me angry." The waiter smiled helplessly. Hao Xinren left the coffee shop, smiled and took out the phone. "Hehe, this three hundred yuan is just for treating Xiaomei to a meal."
As he said that, he called Xiaomei, yes, in order to save money, the office has not installed a phone number. "You are making a phone call."
Hao Xinren, called several times in a row, suddenly realized that he would not be blocked, so he hung up the phone and clicked on the message. Sure enough, Hao Xinren smiled bitterly. "Boss, you are a good person, but you will not be paid for two months..."
OK, Hao Xinren smiled bitterly and looked at the three big red tickets in his hand, turned around and walked towards the company, and came to the office. Good guy, the office was empty, there was a note on the ground, which was left by Xiaomei's brother, and the only computer and printer were worth Xiaomei's salary.
Okay, forget it, forget it, Hao Xinren sat on the ground, stood up for a while, took off the detective plaque, took out his cell phone and called the landlord. After going downstairs, his back was a little bleak, the autumn wind was blowing, and the autumn wind was cool.
"The wind blows the eggshells, and the wealth leaves the people happy."
Hao Xinren tightened his clothes and entered the subway station. It was still warmer in the subway. He took Line 1 and took Route 15. Hao Xinren got home. This is an old street in the center of the city. For many years, few young people know about it.
The dim street lights, the bumpy road surface, and many small puddles, like mine clearance, passed through the street and came to a large courtyard that was incompatible with the old street. Hao Xinren took out the key and opened the door.
A big house that doesn't know the year and month, Hao Xinren glanced at this house that looked more like a temple, turned around and walked towards the corner. "This broken house will never fall." Hao Xinren cursed in his heart, opened the door lock of the small house next to him, and after a day's exhaustion, Hao Xinren lay on the bed and took out his cell phone.
"Depend on."
Hao Xinren sat up and sent a text message on his mobile phone, and asked the guy to slap the table beside the bed. "Breakup text message, this is the fourth one I received today." However, this one is the real girlfriend, and she has been having trouble for almost two weeks, and today is a relief.
"Document, do not divide it is a bastard."
As he said that, Hao Xinren endured it a few times, but he still put down more than 200 elderly machines in his hand. It is easy to throw it away and it is difficult to buy it. The company has gone bankrupt. Now the world is in no way possible. If you can't fall your phone, you can hit the table a few times. Who would have thought that the iron nails on the table were protruding, and this guy had a blood hole in his palm. "Fortunately, it's okay, I didn't take a picture of my phone just now, and my hand was broken, and I still grew well. The phone was broken, but I didn't have the ability to repair it."
Speaking, she opened the drawer. "Where did you go? I remember buying a lot of band-aids last time. I forgot. Last time Xiao Min came to a relative to use it. It's really trouble for women. When I came to a relative once, I couldn't stand it even if I had about twenty band-aids."
The drawer was too messy and I searched for a while. I couldn't find what I was looking for. I found the same thing, I was about to forget, a diamond-shaped jade plaque.
Hao Xinren hesitated for a while, picked up the jade sign, turned around and left the hut, and headed straight to the temple. "No matter how evil and ghosts are, now, they can't even eat enough, so they may starve to death sooner or later."
Chapter completed!