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Chapter 276: The other side is also funny [71/100]

With the heroes coming to support, the Blue Army's soldiers were quickly annihilated, and the Red Army's soldiers continued to advance. When they arrived at the Blue Army's outer fort, they were quickly annihilated by the defense tower turret.

At this moment, Tykes in the middle lane immediately opened the helmet cabin, and a scarred face immediately appeared in the audience's sight in the smoke. This guy was actually smoking inside, aren't he afraid of being smoked to death?

"Ah, after taking a cigarette, you're happy like a god, hoho..." Taikes Zero moved in the midfield and stood motionless. The witch hunter hiding in the grass had already assembled the tracking arrow (Q).

"Tekise!!!"

Just as she was about to launch an attack, a voice came along with a figure. Vera had to calmly hold back her thoughts. Kaizi was still disconnecting and reconnecting. There was not much chance of winning in 1V2. She didn't want to go back to the spring water and wait for resurrection.

The Warcraft players on the scene cheered again, and the second hero from the Red Party appeared. Needless to say, you can tell that it was a hero from "World of Warcraft" under Blizzard.

When Tykes in the middle saw his teammate, he couldn't help but be surprised and said, "Is it the Big Druid Malfurio-Raging Wind? Are you here to assist me in the middle?"

Malfurion said lightly: "I am here to help you, but you are wasting so much blue consumption on these low-level soldiers. Is your blue card rewarded?"

"Fuck, you're also giving it to you for phone bills!" Taikes's violent temper came as soon as he said.

"You're just a guy? You can't stand for five seconds without my husband's combat supplies!" Malfurion pointed at the other party and shouted.

"Hmm? You can't beat anyone without labor! "Taikes looked at his auxiliary teammates, and he didn't give in at all.

There was already a lot of hilarious noises on the scene. Isn’t this a lively output and auxiliary quarrels and quarrels with each other in daily quarrels? The auxiliary and output will never come together. It’s so vivid and so familiar. It seems that the Blue Party lost one and there was no support, but it’s not that there is no chance to win this game.

Sure enough, the official complaints are the most deadly, Blizzard is really a sarcastic person.

Malfurion stomped on the ground with a crutch in his hand: "How many times have I told you this guy? Before the real enemy arrives, you must learn to preserve your strength first, don't wait for the critical moment to be in a state. You must learn to control the blue and control the blue. Do you understand?"

Tekes didn't care: "Tsk, men should fuck men..."

Malfurion Petrochemical: "What? Do men?"

Tekes: "...what should be done is not bloody when fighting, and what does he mean? Because you are a thousand-year-old big breast donkey, I am just talking nonsense to you here."

"It's really a rotten wood that cannot be carved!" Malfurion was furious, and went up and pushed it with a deer antler on his head, then spitted everywhere, "As an elder, I'm teaching you a lesson for your own good!"

Tex: "Damn, my mouth!"

Malfurio: "Ah...? Fuck you? It's okay to have a heavy taste outside, but this is still the one I'm going to be in the arena in front of the audience all over the world?"

Tekes: "I'm talking about your diagonal!"

"Bold—" Malfurion heard it and pushed up another corner and said, "My horn is so majestic and strong, how can you let you do anything wrong? I know that you like my big horns. Not only you, but everyone who has seen them has said it is good..."

Tykes, who was hit by the horns twice, was almost unbearable, and Malfurio still squinted his eyes and said narcissisticly: "...This is a symbol of excellent genes and outstandingness. A talent is important, but acquired maintenance is even more important, hahahaha..."

"Enough, if you want to use that pair of broken things to beat me, I will cut them into wine and drink!" Taikes walked towards his assistant angrily.

"Rare!" Malfurio turned around and pushed it again, but this time Tekes was already prepared and instantly raised his hand to block it: "Old guy, you are looking for death!"

Malfurio: "You dare to speak out to me, I am... the druid's leader, the invincible bear rake, Illidan's kidnapper (Illidan: Illidan's wife smashed it), cough cough... It's also Blizzard's own son, Famario---Raging Wind--"

Vera, who had been waiting for the opponent to reveal her flaws in the middle, saw that the two were so irritating, and immediately held a crossbow: "Okay, it's now..."

At the same time, the red side's output and assistance did not notice the witch hunter Vera in the grass, and still had a lot of fun spitting each other.

Malfurio looked at his teammates and said angrily: "Today I will teach you a lesson..."

"You must win, you must win..." Villa aimed at the opponent's assistance.

Just beat De!

That's right!

Vera: "The Shadow... Tracking Arrow!"

call out!

A tracking arrow broke through the air raid...

Well, I did hit it, but the position I hit was so hard to say...

Tex saw an arrow stuck behind the big druid's butt, and he was stunned and disgusted: "Oh... Mafa, your anus has been broken, I'll take it!"

"Huh...ah..." The big druid took a deep breath, and then stomped his magic wand in anger: "Who is so shameless and hurting someone behind the scenes!!!"

The confused Vera saw the hit position and subconsciously said: "The tracking arrow is still as accurate as ever, and the arrow is shot without any slightest."

"Which hero is the one who plotted against me from behind? Show up, come out quickly!" Mafa exclaimed in anger, and then said intimately: "No, if this matter is spread, wouldn't I be disgraced?"

"Oh hoho ho ho ho ho ho... the druid's leader... oh hehe... the invincible bear rake... ahahahaha." Tykes, who was on the side, pounded the ground with a smile, laughing for several times.

The players on the scene couldn't hold it in and burst into laughter. This was so funny. When did Blizzard start to be so inappropriate?

"Oh, hey...my thousand-year-old hemorrhoids..."

Famario manually pulled out the arrow behind him. When he saw it, he immediately realized it. He threw it hard on the ground, and then looked at the grass in front of him: "I said to the witch hunter, you invade my Dharma body from behind, and the inner part... I said... did you do it on purpose?"

"Absolutely, absolutely not, I definitely don't have that hobby!" The confused witch hunter Vera replied subconsciously.

Not good, exposed!

Vera was stunned for a moment, and immediately came back to her senses and instantly moved a tactical shadow wheel and headed towards her defensive fortress. When Malfurion saw it, he couldn't bear it anymore.

You actually want to rush to the tower??

On the side, Tekes quickly grabbed Shi Lezhi's teammate and dragged a pair of horns tightly and persuaded him: "You are the big druid blessed by the King of the Forest Senarius. Pay attention to your identity. You are the DPS and you are also shrunk into the tower. Don't send it. Keep it steady. We can win... Hey hey hey hey why did you throw the stick."

"Don't stop me, I'll kill her!"

The audience at the scene was already laughing at the turntick and said that their stomachache, stomachache, and lungache. Are the players invited by Blizzard all funny?
Chapter completed!
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