Chapter 263 Does it hurt? [For ScHatZ million(1/2)
"You asked me a few questions, then I'll ask you a few questions too."
Lu Xiaobu asked with squinting eyes.
"Please advise."
Zhang Peng pushed up his glasses, feeling extremely confident.
He is already familiar with any professional knowledge.
Lu Xiaobu: "How old are you?"
Zhang Peng: "Third year."
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
Lu Xiaobu went up and hit him with a critical strike!
Straight to the heart!
"Forehead……"
Zhang Peng was speechless all of a sudden. After holding it in for a long time, he finally said: "No!"
"Oh. I do!"
Lu Xiaobu nodded and hugged Su Luoxue beside him.
Just take a bite at her pretty face.
mua!
Su Luoxue's pretty face turned red, but she didn't make any rebuttal.
She is also somewhat used to it.
Moreover, Lu Xiaobu must be given face in front of outsiders.
"This...you!"
Zhang Peng's face turned red.
"Does it hurt your heart?"
Lu Xiaobu sneered: "I'll ask you again."
"explain!"
Zhang Peng's always calm tone disappeared!
Not having a girlfriend is the most distressing thing for him!
After all, although he is a nerd, he is also a man.
"Do you play basketball?"
"If you don't fight, it's a waste of time."
"Then do you play any competitive activities? Games also count."
"If you don't fight, it's a waste of time!"
"Then do you have someone you like?"
"have!"
Zhang Peng hesitated for a long time before finally speaking out.
"Then have you confessed your love?" Lu Xiaobu continued to ask.
"No!"
Zhang Peng gritted his teeth and said.
"You said you don't fight or grab, you don't have any passion at all, and you don't dare to confess to a girl you like! What kind of young man are you? Why don't you take care of yourself in old age?"
Lu Xiaobu sneered and said: "The biggest capital for young people is time. If you fail, you will have to start all over again. It's better for you to enter the retirement mode in advance! What's the point of living for you?!"
"Oh, that's right." Lu Xiaobu remembered it again and spread his hands: "I'm just telling the truth, don't blame me if you don't like it!"
Mom sells batches, don’t be surprised if you don’t like it, don’t be surprised if I don’t like it either!
I want to see what you can say!
As soon as these words came out.
Zhang Peng's face turned red instantly.
Lu Xiaobu used his words to slap him in the face.
What made him even more frustrated was...
He couldn't refute it!
Because what Lu Xiaobu said is right!!!
The people around also cheered.
"Well said!"
"666666! I have nothing to say except 666!"
"Young people should struggle and fight for it, instead of taking care of themselves!"
"I've decided to confess my love to you after class soon!"
"..."
"snort!"
When Zhang Peng heard what everyone said, he stood up angrily and turned to leave.
"By the way, let me remind you again, this is not how you provide for the elderly. Learn from me. This is how you provide for the elderly!"
Lu Xiaobu sneered, then lay down on Su Luoxue's lap.
Well, Su Luoxue brand knee pillow.
Although it's not soft enough, it's definitely tender, slippery, and icy cold!
So cool!
Su Luoxue's pretty face turned red.
This was the first time for her to use Lu Xiaobu as a knee pillow, and she felt so awkward.
Because in this posture, Lu Xiaobu’s head will be very close to a certain place!
So shy!
She had to hold back and didn't stand up.
When Zhang Peng looked back, he almost spit out a mouthful of blood when he saw this scene!
His fragile heart was stabbed and bruised all over, dripping with blood!
He didn't dare to stay any longer and was left like a lost dog.
It’s so heartbreaking!
Everyone around looked at Lu Xiaobu with envy.
"I'm so envious and jealous!"
"I want to do this too! But my girlfriend won't let me!"
"Hey, comparing people to each other is so irritating!"
"Master Xiaobu, please teach us how to pick up girls."
"Yes, Master Xiaobu."
"..."
For a time, more and more people gathered around Lu Xiaobu.
However, they all controlled the distance and did not get too close.
"What are you doing? There's no class anymore?!"
A scolding sound suddenly came.
When the students heard this, they all trembled in fright and quickly returned to their seats.
"Come on, the stubborn old man is here."
"Credits will be deducted again soon!"
"Made, why are you so strict every day?"
"..."
Lu Xiaobu also sat up and looked at the person coming.
Bald old man.
To be continued...