"Okay, just listen to what you asked me to say."

Lu Xiaobu picked up the phone and sneered.

After hearing Lu Xiaobu's words, everyone pricked up their ears.

They feel they have won.

They forced Lu Xiaobu to do what they wanted.

"Young people should not be afraid of failure. Failure is the mother of success."

Lu Xiaobu's classic opening.

Netizens scoffed.

"It's the same old routine, I thought there was something new."

"Sure enough, it's still the same old thing."

"These people!"

"..."

Everyone present also rolled their eyes.

Although Lu Xiaobu is unique, they are all the same in this respect!

result.

Lu Xiaobu said the second half of the sentence: "But if you succeed, he will not recognize your relatives!"

"puff!"

After saying this once, people who originally thought it was an old routine were stabbed in the heart.

"Mom sells batches! I thought it was chicken soup, but it turns out the chicken soup is poisonous!"

"Damn, that's so cruel!"

"Since we don't recognize success, why do you let us not be afraid of failure?"

"..."

Wenjiating slapped him on the forehead.

Have you ever played like this?

Running a live broadcast to feed people poisonous chicken soup?!

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand: "What's so sad? Life is all about ups and downs..."

Netizens nodded.

“It’s true that there are ups and downs.”

"It seems that I was joking just now."

"..."

Lu Xiaobu paused for a moment: "Then, continue to fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall, fall?"

"puff!"

This word is a knife, the knife goes straight into the heart, and the blood is dripping!

"Damn it, we're the only ones left, right?"

"Where the hell is this going to end up? The Mariana Trench?"

"It's too cruel!"

"It's over, it's over, my life is dark!"

"..."

Lu Xiaobu sighed: "Hey, actually, you only see others living happily on the surface..."

Netizens shook their heads and smiled bitterly.

They know that what follows is definitely not some serious chicken soup.

really.

Lu Xiaobu smiled proudly: "You don't know that people are living a prosperous life behind the scenes."

Countless netizens covered their hearts and cried.

"Mom, help!"

"My heart can't bear it anymore!"

"It's so heartbreaking!"

"ah!"

"I was wrong, I was wrong, please stop talking."

"..."

Lu Xiaobu sneered, "You can talk if you want to, but if you don't want to talk, you can't!"

Keep going with full firepower!

"Pay attention to details and start with small things."

"Because you can't do big things at all."

Netizens were wailing in pain.

"It's so straightforward! It's so heartbreaking!"

"Master Xiaobu, I beg you, can we stop talking?!"

"..."

Lu Xiaobu waved his hand and pointed into the distance: "There is more to life than just what you have in front of you..."

The conversation changed and he spread his hands: "After all, there are still invitations from my ex."

"Pfft! Who has a quick-acting heart-saving pill?"

"Please call 120 for me, thank you!"

"It's too poisonous! It's extremely poisonous!"

"..."

Lu Xiaobu sighed: "Actually, even if this is the case, we still have to work hard..."

Netizens were stunned, is it back on track?

"After all, if you don't work hard, you won't know what despair is!" Lu Xiaobu spread his hands!

"ah!"

Netizens are going crazy!

They were so beaten that they all collapsed on the sofa like salted fish, not wanting to move!

Their hearts have been pierced and have become cold!

Don't call them by their names, please call them salted fish!

Come on, keep going!

Finished this bowl of poisonous chicken soup!

continue?

Of course Lu Xiaobu will continue.

His poisonous chicken soup comes one after another.

He himself likes to drink poisonous chicken soup the most. After drinking it, he will feel refreshed.

"Don't complain that you can't find the right person among 1.3 billion people. After all, you didn't get it right when there were only four multiple-choice questions."

Salted fish netizens turned over, covered their hearts, and continued to listen.

“I’m just talking to you about my ideal boss so that I don’t pay you too much.”

Salty fish netizens pulled their hair and continued to listen.

"Nothing is difficult in the world, except for the rich."

Xianyu netizens slumped on the sofa, listening in silence and choked up.

"Birds of a feather flock together, and poor people divide themselves. Rich people eventually get married."

Salted fish netizens said that they have evolved and are no longer salted fish. Please call them dead fish!

"If you are still persisting, it means you are not desperate enough."

Dead Fish said that he was not desperate before, but now, he is desperate!
To be continued...