Chapter 1 Hell
"Hell?"
"Yeah." Liu Tianqi nodded fiercely to the master in front of him.
"Male ghost, female ghost."
"Female, wear red clothes." Liu Tianqi said to the master.
"A female ghost in red? What does she look like? Can you describe it?" The master said with an unfathomable look on her beard.
"Is this related to catching ghosts?" Liu Tianqi looked at the master in confusion.
"Of course it's related. Just say it if you say it." The master looked at Liu Tianqi and said impatiently.
"Skin is fair, slim, long black hair, and turbulent waves." Liu Tianqi used four words to describe the female ghost.
"Hey, I'll go, this condition is a female ghost, she's simply a goddess!" After hearing Liu Tianqi's description, the master's eyes lit up, and he saw that he was also a wolf's Taoist.
"Hehe... is that right?" Liu Tianqi laughed dryly after hearing this, "What if she doesn't have a face!"
"No face?"
"Yes, it's as bare as a piece of white paper. Do you still want such a 'goddess'?" After Liu Tianqi said this, his eyes stared at the empty chair beside him and said, "Sister, the master calls you a goddess, he likes you so much, you should follow him in the future, don't follow me!"
"Young man, who are you talking to? You won't be schizophrenia, right? I just want to catch ghosts and treat mental illnesses!"
"You, can't you see her?" Liu Tianqi looked at the master with a bright look. The master was stunned and smiled awkwardly: "Don't talk nonsense, there are only two of us here."
Liu Tianqi stood up after hearing the master's words and said, "So it's another liar, MD, I'd better run away first."
After Liu Tianqi said this, he rushed out of the door. The master looked at Liu Tianqi running out from behind and shouted angrily: "You are a liar, your whole family is a liar. If there is that female ghost on the chair, my whole family is a bastard."
After saying this, the master turned around and looked at the chair. Oh my god, he sat on the chair with a whirlpooling all over his body. He saw that on the chair that had nothing just now, there was actually a woman in red sitting with fair skin, long black hair, and turbulent waves...
"I heard that I am your 'goddess', do you like me?" The woman in red raised her face without facial features and her voice was as cold as if she could penetrate a person's body.
"Ah...god..."
Outside, Liu Tianqi was riding his second-hand broken bicycle and quickly surpassing the electric motorcycle of the delivery guy in front. To put it in the sports industry, the rabbits are all his grandsons.
"Little brother, are you running quite fast? But I can fly!" When Liu Tianqi was pedaling desperately, a gloomy voice suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Madan, I'm catching up so quickly. I'm not a star. Are you going to chase me like this?" Liu Tianqi shouted loudly into the air.
"Ride quickly. If you can't ride, let me take a bite, little brother."
"What? Bite little brother! Madan, you are so dirty, I won't surrender, and I won't let you bite." Liu Tianqi was so scared that he had hearing impairment. He covered his crotch and his speed soared to a higher level again. The chains of second-hand bicycles kept creaking.
"Mao Dan, it's so terrible. This female ghost is so terrible." Liu Tianqi rode the bike, his head full of sweat. Although he covered his crotch with his hands, Liu Tianqi still felt that his crotch was chilly.
This female ghost is so fierce that she actually wants to bite her little brother. If she is defiled by a ghost, she might as well hit her head to death. Liu Tianqi will never allow her to offer it to a female ghost for the first time, especially a faceless female ghost!
Huhuhuhuhu...
Liu Tianqi rode for more than twenty minutes. Liu Tianqi suddenly remembered that his home was only ten minutes away from here. It was more than twenty minutes. How could he not get home yet? Liu Tianqi looked up again and immediately felt cold sweat. Isn’t this the master’s doorstep? He had been wandering around for a long time. This must be the ghost set up by the lustful female ghost to hit the wall.
"Hahaha... Run, aren't you very good at running?" The female ghost moved a small stool from the master's house at some point, sat at the door of the master's house, crossing her legs, looking at Liu Tianqi like she was watching a monkey playing."
"You, what do you want to do, why do you always follow me?" Liu Tianqi was almost collapsed.
Liu Tianqi just turned 20 today, a junior student of L.A. The story of this female ghost starts from Liu Tianqi's 20th birthday three days ago.
That day, Liu Tianqi's 20th birthday was very happy. He drank a lot of wine. At night, he took a shortcut and walked through a cemetery area where few people walked. When he woke up, he found that the female pervert was entangled around him and could not be removed.
Liu Tianqi has been abused by inhuman in the past two days. No matter what Liu Tianqi does, this female ghost is angry and shows her presence. Liu Tianqi washed her face, she flowed out of the water pipe, and Liu Tianqi looked in the mirror, and she was swaying in the mirror. Liu Tianqi even went to the toilet. When she turned around, she could appear in Huishui Bay and stare at Liu Tianqi.
Liu Tianqi was tortured by the female ghost and was going crazy, so he started to find the master to exorcise ghosts. The master just now was the ninth fake exorcising master that Li Xiaofei found in the past three days.
"Why do I always follow you? Because your meat is delicious." The female ghost said as expected to look at Liu Tianqi.
"It's delicious, it's delicious, your sister. I'm the most annoying to you foodies." Liu Tianqi roared at the top of his throat.
After hearing this, the female ghost floated up from the chair. Liu Tianqi was shocked when he saw this scene and said with a smile: "Hehe... I'm kidding, you sit down first. In fact, you foodies are quite cute."
The female ghost didn't take this trick, and her breath became violent. At this time, Liu Tianqi felt a chill from his tail bone upwards, and his heart seemed to be grabbed by one hand, and it was very difficult to beat.
The female ghost slowly approached. Liu Tianqi was now putting his hand into his pocket, and he felt nervous. There was no way, so he could only see if the folk remedies on the Internet were accurate.
"Go to your grandma's legs and eat my magic weapon!"
Liu Tianqi shouted, and a yellow liquid spilled out, and part of it splashed directly on the female ghost in red.
"Ah..." The female ghost screamed
Silent...
A roll of eyes rose up on the female ghost. Liu Tianqi was overjoyed when he saw this scene. Du Niang was really not bullying me. He said that boys were urinating to restrain evil ghosts. As expected, I really didn't expect that the boy's body that I had retained for more than 20 years would save my life. Who would laugh at me for being a boy chicken in the future? I insisted on throwing him to the female ghost. I see how he saved himself.
The female ghost suffered such great trauma and could not maintain the ghost's wall. Liu Tianqi had already found his way home, stepped on his bicycle, and ran away at a speed of 180 miles.
Chapter completed!