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Chapter 761 Who Am I?

"Um……"

Liu Tianqi turned around and felt a headache again. There was another man here.

"Hey, little bald donkey, tell me what you have been doing for the past hundred years. I have been looking for you for a hundred years. Do you know? I..."

"Stop, stop, stop..." Liu Tianqi looked at Kong Shang who was talking endlessly, and felt extremely helpless. Liu Tianqi just couldn't understand how powerful this little bald donkey was. He could make a zombie king pursue a hundred years and still be obsessed with it.

Could it be...

Liu Tianqi was thinking about it, and a picture that needed to be mosaic appeared in his mind. In the picture, a monk hugged the shirtless Kong Shang and said: Officer, you must cherish me...

Holding the grass in his hand, he couldn't bear to look at it. He couldn't bear to look at it. Liu Tianqi thought that this little bald donkey still looked like him. Liu Tianqi only felt that his anus tightened. No, he must not stay with this Kong Shang anymore, otherwise it would be easy.

The chrysanthemums are not safe. It’s terrible, terrible, and disgusting.

Thinking of this, Liu Tianqi looked at Kong Shang differently, full of vigilance. Liu Tianqi secretly made up his mind that if Kong Shang used force, he would rather die than surrender.

"Hey, little bald donkey, why are you ignoring me? What's in your eyes? How come you look like a pervert?"

Kong Shang looked at Liu Tianqi and said dissatisfiedly. After hearing what Kong Shang said, Liu Tianqi wanted to praise Kong Shang, you are so smart, but Liu Tianqi did not dare to do this. He could only cough and said righteously: "Kong Shang

Shang, how many times do you want me to say it, I am really not a little bald donkey, and I don’t know what magical story you had with the little bald donkey back then. I can only tell you that my name is Liu Tianqi, from L Province, and I am only two years old today.

At ten years old, there is no way he could be the little bald donkey mentally retarded master from a hundred years ago, you know?"

"It's not a mental retard, it's a mental retardation!" Kong Shang looked at Liu Tianqi correcting Liu Tianqi's slip of the tongue.

"Okay, these two are almost the same. This is not the point. The point is that I am not mentally retarded. Bah, mentally retarded, OK?"

Liu Tianqi was so angry that he began to speak English without thinking.

"No, little bald donkey, have you lost your memory? Do you really not remember me?"

Kong Shang looked at Liu Tianqi and asked, his voice was very low and sounded very sad.

"Can not remember!"

Liu Tianqi gritted his teeth and said. Kong Shang was stunned for a long time after hearing this and said: "Don't remember? How could I not remember? How could I not remember..."

Kong Shang was a little lost, and he couldn't accept it when he heard these words suddenly. At this moment, Kong Shang was as sad as a child who has lost his long-time playmate.

Liu Tianqi looked at Kong Shang like this and didn't know why. He just felt extremely sad and wanted to comfort Kong Shang. At a certain moment, a picture flashed in his mind. In the picture, a little monk was kneeling in front of a small clay sculpture of Buddha.

The green-faced, fanged-covered Mao Zheng stood behind him. From the outline, this zombie looked a lot like Kong Shang.

"Kowtow before the Buddha a thousand times to drive out demons and eliminate evil and show your true face. Today I am willing to go to hell and overcome evil and go straight to the ninth heaven."

Liu Tianqi didn't know what was going on at this moment, and four lines of poetry came out of his mouth involuntarily.

Kong Shang was already in despair, but after hearing Liu Tianqi's poem, he became excited. He pointed at Liu Tianqi and said: "You also said that you are not a little bald donkey. This poem was recited by the little bald donkey when he crossed me.

Except for me and him, no one in this world knows this poem anymore, you, what do you want to say now!"

"Yeah." Liu Tianqi was awakened from that mysterious and mysterious state by Kong Shang. When he opened his eyes, he also wondered how he could recite this poem that sounded so poor in literary talent.

Kong Shang looked at Liu Tianqi at this time and said: "Little bald donkey, mentally retarded, you still pretend to me, and you still tell me that you are not, then how do you explain the poem just now?"

Liu Tianqi also fell into a state of self-doubt at this time. It was strange. He was Liu Tianqi. He had never been a monk in his life. It was even more impossible for him to have such an awesome title as a mentally retarded person. But you must say that he was not

I'm mentally retarded, so how do I explain this poem? It doesn't make sense at all.

Liu Tianqi was also confused at this time. What on earth is going on?

Liu Tianqi was puzzled, but it was not impossible for Liu Tianqi to figure it out. Just after the Dao Alliance Competition ended, the boss of the underworld should arrange a second task for himself. At that time, the boss of the underworld should check the book of life and death.

, don’t you understand everything?

Thinking of this, Liu Tianqi pondered for a moment and looked at Kong Shang and said: "Senior Kong Shang, I am confused now. I don't know whether the little bald donkey I told you is mentally retarded. Bah, is it related to the mentally retarded monk? I am

I really can’t remember anything.”

Kong Shang regained his senses after listening to Liu Tianqi's words. He looked Liu Tianqi up and down and said: "Little bald donkey, you can't be wrong. You are him. You and him are just carved from the same mold. Really, if you really

Even if you are not the little bald donkey, you are closely related to the little bald donkey. You may even be the illegitimate son of the little bald donkey."

"Ahem..."

Liu Tianqi choked after hearing Kong Shang's words, and then beat his chest desperately, almost losing his breath and choking to death.

"Senior Kong Shang, don't make wild guesses. My father has never been a monk. And is the mentally retarded master you mentioned so imprudent in his private life?"

Kong Shang curled his lips after hearing this and said: "Who knows? Anyway, the mentally retarded monk is a bit handsome and gentle. When he was in the temple, he was often teased by the female benefactor who offered incense, and the mentally retarded monk

There is a nunnery not far from the temple, where the great monk and the young nun discuss Buddhism together, and maybe you will be born."

"I……"

Liu Tianqi was stunned for a moment by Kong Shang's words. Liu Tianqi had to admit that Kong Shang's analysis was reasonable.

"Pooh……"

Liu Tianqi's thoughts turned a corner unknowingly. He suddenly became alert and secretly sighed a few times. At this moment, Kong Shang seemed to be possessed by Conan. He touched his chin and murmured: "If we follow this reasoning, your father should be a child."

Bald donkey, you should be a little bald donkey, come and call me uncle."

Liu Tianqi was completely defeated by Kong Shang's shamelessness. He glanced at Kong Shang and secretly thought in his heart that he must take the time to go to the underworld and find the boss of Hades to look through the book of life and death. This matter was always like a thorn in the back.

It's uncomfortable to feel stuck.

Liu Tianqi thought this, and Kong Shang on the other side seemed to have made up his mind. He stood up and said: "Little bald donkey, there are only two possibilities now. One is that you have lost your memory, and the other is that your father is the little bald donkey I am looking for.

."

"My dad is not..."

After hearing this, Liu Tianqi quickly defended.

"That means you have lost your memory!"
Chapter completed!
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