Chapter 1839 Little White Face
Damn it! You are shameless to give you a face! You dare to play tricks on me!
Tan Lu was completely furious. A light flashed with her right hand, and a blue sword came out, and a sound of piercing towards Feng Ruotan.
Feng Ruotan immediately flashed and jumped to another place when he heard the sound.
boom!
With a loud bang, the stone that Feng Ruotan was lying on the ground was immediately shattered by a blue sword.
"Damn it! Do you really want to kill me?"
Feng Ruotan widened his eyes and stared at the huge rock he was lying on just now. Now this huge rock no longer exists and has been bombarded into gravel.
If Feng Ruotan was lying on this huge rock just now, he was really killed by Tan Lu, and he immediately screamed: "Tan Lu, you stinky woman, you old witch, do you want to kill me, do you believe that Brother Zhang will come back and kill you too?"
Tan Lu put away her blue long sword and laughed, "Who told you to fool me just now? If you have the will, try again. I will cut off your tongue immediately. Do you believe it?"
Feng Ruotan was so scared that he immediately covered his mouth, ran for a few steps, hid behind Lu Wenxing and Mao Zhijing, and said, "Second Brother Lu, Brother Mao, you have to make a decision for me. This woman wants to kill me!"
"Who told you to play tricks on me?" Lu Wenxing said, "Don't you know the temper of Tan Lu Zhenjun? I've told you a long time ago that such a woman is very powerful and must not get close to her! Can't we stay away from her?"
"But, but she called me a little white face!" Feng Ruotan said aggrievedly, "I am the Feng family's grandson, so I can't stand it. How can I call me a little white face?"
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Time passed by Feng Ruotan and the others fighting.
Another quarter of an hour later, Zhang Zichen finally returned. Feng Ruotan guessed correctly. Zhang Zichen was indeed a beast to prepare for barbecue.
Due to the large number of people, Zhang Zichen also has a lot of prey.
Two wild boars, two wild deer, two tigers, and two huge birds.
Zhang Zichen and his group were all monks, and monks had a great appetite. These things might not be enough to get between their teeth.
But as monks, they actually don’t have to eat. They only need to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to supply their body functions.
Eating some barbecue is just to satisfy your cravings and change your taste.
Seeing Zhang Zichen coming back and carrying so many wild animals on his body, Tan Lu was full of confusion and kept chasing Zhang Zichen and asking around.
But Zhang Zichen was too lazy to pay attention to her, but instead divided the work with Feng Ruotan and the other two, found an open space, set up a fire rack, and started barbecuing meat.
Until this time, Tan Lu understood without Zhang Zichen's explanation.
It turned out that Zhang Zichen wanted to eat barbecue.
Four large fires were burned on the ground ahead, and all the treated meat was slowly grilled on the fire rack, with a sizzling aroma of oil wandering in the mountain stream.
Tan Lu looked at the four fires and the four boring men and snorted coldly: "Zhang Zichen, you are monks, monks don't have to eat food. Why are you so bored? Do you remember to eat barbecue?"
"I want to eat it, so I bake it." Zhang Zichen replied lightly.
"It's not good to eat this barbecue." Tan Lu said contemptly, "These are wild beasts, not monsters. They are not formed by absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, but are debris. Entering the body of our monks has great side effects. As a monk, if you want to eat, you must eat those spiritual medicines and immortal medicines grown from spiritual energy and the laws of heaven. This barbecue is absolutely not allowed to be eaten..."
At this time, Tan Lu was like an old woman, talking nonstop, and the few people present were very annoyed.
"Damn it! I just want to have a barbecue? Is it necessary to be so long-winded?" Zhang Zichen's heart was crying. When he was in the Earth World, when he watched Stephen Chow's big talk in the Westward Journey, he never understood the pain of Sun Wukong being nagged by Tang Seng.
Now, Zhang Zichen has a deep understanding.
I really didn't expect that Tan Lu was not only very fierce, but also had a lot of big principles.
When Zhang Zichen met Lu Wenxing, he felt that Lu Wenxing had said too much and kept saying it.
But now, what Lu Wenxing said is a bit slim compared to Tan Lu.
It can be said that in front of Tan Lu, Lu Wenxing was completely defeated!
"Young face, that short and tall man, there are a lot of impurities on this barbecue. You guys don't want to eat it like Zhang Zichen, right?"
"I can tell you that you must not eat this..."
After saying that Zhang Zichen, Tan Lu began to talk about Feng Ruotan and the other two again.
However, Zhang Zichen, Lu Wenxing and Mao Zhijing have such a good temper and can tolerate her nagging, but Feng Ruotan's temper is not so good.
As the dignified young master of the Feng family, he has never suffered such grievances?
At that moment, Feng Ruotan couldn't bear it anymore and immediately stood up and retorted: "Enough is enough! Tan Lu, you are enough! You are very noisy, do you know? Twist, just like an old woman!"
"Little white face, who old woman do you think?" Tan Lu's face suddenly changed and he cursed, "Shameless white face, don't think you are a prince of the Feng family. I am also the preparatory saint of the Sea God Temple. Our Sea God Temple is also one of the aquatic forces that have been passed down from ancient times. Don't think I'm afraid of you!"
"Hmph!" Feng Ruotan said angrily, "Tan Lu, try calling me a little white face?"
"If you call me a little white face, what can you do to me?" Tan Lu said contemptuously.
"You can try it?" Feng Ruotan glared at the other party.
"Little white face! I'm calling, what do you want?" Tan Lu laughed, "Little white face, little white face, little white face, little white face, I've called so many words, what do you want? What do you want to treat me?"
"I..." Feng Ruotan's face turned red with anger, "I can't do anything, you, an elderly woman, I don't like your eyes! Brother Zhang, second brother, Mao, third brother, this elderly woman, whoever you three likes will take care of!"
When everyone heard this, they immediately retreated a few feet away and hid far away.
Tan Lu is a monk at the late stage of Zhenjun. She is naturally very old, but she has taken good care of her.
He has a pretty face and a nearly perfect figure.
But her temper was too bad. Zhang Zichen and others were afraid of Tan Lu's strange temper, so they kept their distance from her.
But when Tan Lu saw everyone retreating one after another, she immediately said furiously: "Young man, please try calling me an elderly old woman?"
"I'll just scream, what do you think..." Feng Ruotan wanted to shout again, but then he thought that Tan Lu would draw out his long sword at all, wanting to kill him.
It's better not to offend this tigress.
Chapter completed!