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Chapter 91 Gestures

There will always be many unexpected things in this life. If everything is expected, either this person is already a god or the world is quite boring.

So when the copper coin flew up and fell down and fell on a stone, and it broke with a bang, Li Dioudiu felt that he was struck by lightning, making his own electricity burn out on the outside and tender on the inside.

Xiahou Zhuo and Ye Zhanzhu's eyes were wide open, and even they felt it was difficult for a moment. Then they laughed loudly, their mouths almost split.

Li Dioudi bent down and picked up the broken copper coin and looked at it. The broken copper coin was black, so there was no copper color.

Xiahou Zhuo said: "You can't blame God for this. If you want to blame, blame the coin department under our Ministry of Revenue of the Great Chu. You can tell that the copper coins were produced by the Jiangbei coin department. If this kind of copper coins has cracks, it will be broken."

He reached out to Li Dioudiu and said, "Is there any more? Give me one."

Li Dioudiu took another copper coin and handed it to Xiahou Zhuo. Xiahou Zhuo held the copper coin with both hands and tried to break it. With a crisp sound, the copper coin was actually broken apart.

"There are almost no copper in the copper coins made by this group of dogs."

Xiahou Zhuo cursed.

Li Dioudiu said: "Okay, now you owe me a copper coin."

Xiahou Zhuo: "Ah?"

Li Dioudiu said: "That was broken by myself, but you broke it apart."

Xiahou Zhuo: "..."

Ye Zhanzhu smiled and said, "What I want now is to go back to Jizhou City to eat. Fortunately, I received silver notes instead of copper coins."

Li Dioudiu looked at the two damaged copper coins and said, "The loss is heavy, I have no intention of treating you."

Xiahou Zhuo kicked him in the ass: "Get out of your egg."

Li Dioudiu: "Hi?"

Xiahou Zhuo: "Get out..."

Xiahou Zhuo also looked at the two damaged copper coins, and after a moment of silence, he said, "The life veins of the people of Da Chu are held in the hands of these bastards. How could something happen? What was the quality of our Da Chu's money making? Now it is also called copper coins?"

Ye Zhanzhu patted his shoulder: "This is not something you and I can control. Those beasts use this method to make themselves fat. Which one is not oily and big-eared? Let's look at the people, which one is not pale and thin."

He sighed and said, "Sometimes I can't help but think, it's over if I'm done, it's better than just enduring like this."

Xiahou Zhuoyi covered his mouth: "This is not your own family, don't talk nonsense."

Ye Zhanzhu nodded, Xiahou Zhuo let go of his hand, and Ye Zhanzhu asked him: "What did you do just now? Why are your hands so smelly!"

Xiahou Zhuo said: "Can you not smell bad if you take a copper coin from Master Li? This person is not smelly."

Li Dioudiu: "Have you smelled it?"

Ye Zhangzhu: "Oh... can you two be more mature?"

At this moment, Wang Heita's wife packed up her things, but in fact there was nothing to clean up at home. One adult and two children each carried a package, put some clothes and soft clothes, and there was no need to bring the others.

Just as they were about to leave, a man who looked in his twenties came over with a few young men and reached out to stop the road.

The man in the lead squinted his eyes and looked at Li Diudi and the others, then looked at Wang Heita's wife, and sneered a few times with the bad guy's standard sneer.

"What are you doing?"

He reached out and stopped him: "Damn my wife, your family has not paid the rent for the grain this year yet. I'm going to run away? I said that if you don't pay the rent, you will sell your two children. Can't you remember it?"

Xiahou Zhuoyi frowned: "Who are you?"

The man straightened his chest and said, "I am the official in the village. My name is Wang Xinglun. Where did you come from?"

Wang Heita's wife looked angry, she could hardly suppress her anger and was about to burst out. She looked at Wang Xinglun's eyes and shouted: "I didn't plant your field, why should I pay you the rent for food?"

Wang Xinglun said: "I care whether you plant or not. As long as you are a person in this village, you have to pay me the grain rent."

Mrs. Wang said: "The imperial court wants to collect, and I have not lost a single copper coins. Why do you want to collect money randomly?"

"What the court collects is what the court collects, what I collects is what I collect, is the same?"

Wang Xinglun snorted and said, "I see that there are a few rich relatives coming to your family, right? Hurry up and rent the grain and silver to make up for it. If you don't make up for it, you don't think about going anywhere."

Xiahou Zhuo said a little lost, "A small, unreasonable thing is so rampant... It's so effective that it's already so decayed."

When Wang Xinglun, the king of the Lizheng, immediately turned his gaze to Xiahou Zhuo, and looked up and down a few times. He had never read a book and could not read much, and his uncle was the chief clerk in the county government office, so he had become accustomed to bullying others by relying on his power.

People in this kind of place don’t know what the world outside the mountain looks like. In his eyes, the county magistrate is the largest official in the world, and his uncle is the third largest county magistrate in the world. The world’s number one county magistrate and the second second county magistrate in the world are also close to his uncle, so he is afraid of being a bad guy.

"Where are you from the wild dog?"

Wang Xinglun said angrily: "Is this place your turn to speak?"

Xiahou Zhuo turned his head and looked at Ye Zhanzhu: "Remember his words and call me a wild dog. This is the crime of killing the whole family."

"Who are you, he?"

A young bastard like Wang Xinglun didn't know who he was provoking, so he reached out and pushed Xiahou Zhuo, and cursed while pushing.

"Are you looking for death?"

When the hand was about to reach his chest, Xiahou Zhuo reached out and grabbed Wang Xinglun's wrist, then beat it to the side. Wang Xinglun screamed in pain and changed it, and squatted down with Xiahou Zhuo's strength.

"No, don't do it..."

Mrs. Wang quickly advised: "His uncle is the chief clerk of the county government, don't provoke him."

"Master Secretary."

Xiahou Zhuo sighed, "That's really big."

He spread his hands, his thumb to his middle finger to his maximum, often using it as a ruler to measure the length of something, and then he pinched his thumb and middle finger together.

"It's...that's so big."

Li Dioudiu said seriously: "Although you should be mocking him, I feel that you are mocking me at the same time."

Xiahou Zhuo said: "Why are you so keen? You're quite accurate..."

He looked down at Wang Xinglun who had to squat in front of him and said word by word: "Do you know this gesture? This gesture means that in my eyes, your uncle, the chief clerk of the county magistrate, is just so big."

His knee hit Wang Xinglun's nose directly, and it seemed to break the soy sauce shop. It tasted so sour and sour.

Wang Xinglun cried when he lay on the ground, and it hurt.

Several other young people were about to take action, but in Ye Zhangzhu's eyes, these guys didn't even threaten at all. After three punches and two kicks, these guys were knocked to the ground, and they all rolled back and forth in pain.

Xiahou Zhuo squatted down in front of Wang Xinglun, still gestured the gesture, pinching his middle finger with his thumb, and he asked with a smile: "Tell me, what does this gesture mean?"

Wang Xinglun was so distressed that he was not in the mood to answer. He didn't answer. Xiahou Zhuo slapped his other hand hard on his face, and he slapped his face twice and three times, and the slap of his face was red, and the flowers of the Five Girls were in full bloom.

"Answer me, what does this gesture mean."

Xiahou Zhuo asked another question.

Wang Xinglun cried and replied in a hoarse voice: "It's a little bit, a little bit..."

Bang!

Xiahou Zhuo slapped him again, and Wang Xinglun had more than half of his souls and seven spirits flew out, with stars appearing. "Wrong!"

Xiahou Zhuo said: "Remember, this is called counting your fingers... If I count your fingers the fastest, I will see you again in the prison of Jizhou Prefecture in about seven days, and you will also see your chief clerk, the old man who is as big as you."

Wang Xinglun dared not say anything, and he couldn't say anything, after all, he was full of blood in his mouth.

Xiahou Zhuo gestured again, pinched his middle finger with his thumb, and rubbed it.

He asked, "Give me a lesson from one's mistakes. Do you know what this means now?"

Wang Xinglun dared not stop talking and said cryingly: "It's Yididiu and his fingers."

"wrong!"

With a bang, Xiahou Zhuo gave him a big mouth again.

"This is called some money."

He rubbed his fingers there and said, "I hit you so hard that your hands hurt, you have to compensate me."

Wang Xinglun: "My uncle, I was wrong. I really know I was wrong. I beg you not to hit me..."

He tossed and turned from his body, giving Xiahou Zhuo all the silver and copper coins that could be found. Xiahou Zhuo looked disgusted, looked at the little money and gestured the gesture.

"That's just a little bit."

After saying that, he looked at Wang Heita's wife and said, "Don't be afraid to worry, I said it's okay if it's okay."

After saying that, he kicked Wang Xinglun: "Go and have someone get a big cart, we have to hurry up and use it."

Wang Xinglun dared not say anything, so he asked his subordinates to get a big cart. Li Dioudi tied his beloved donkey to the carriage and followed him. He came to drive the carriage and headed towards Jizhou City along the way out of the village.

On the carriage, Li Dioudi raised his hand and gestured, then looked at Xiahou Zhuo and said, "This is so fucking complicated. You are really bullying people. It seems that they are so embarrassed by the fact that they are all crying."

Xiahou Zhuo laughed: "There are three meanings, what's the complexity? Besides, it's hard to cry. We need to present facts and reason."

Li Dioudiu said: "Your gestures can still be arranged and combined. Have you ever thought about having combination skills?"

Xiahou Zhuo asked: "What combination technique?"

Li Dioudi gestured that gesture, then rubbed it and said, "Do you understand?"

Xiahou Zhuo shook his head and asked, "What does it mean?"

Li Dioudiu said: "I'll get some money by counting my fingers."

Xiahou Zhuo laughed loudly. Ye Zhanzhu had just taken a sip of water and sprayed it out with a sip. Not to mention, there was a rainbow under the sun.

Li Dioudiu gestured again, then rubbed his fingers again: "Where is this?"

Xiahou Zhuo said: "Isn't this the same as before?"

Li Dioudiu said seriously: "This is a little money. Can it be the same? It's different. You have to be beaten with this reaction..."

Xiahou Zhuo stretched out his hand and gestured: "Then guess what I mean."

Li Dioudiu said: "It's indeed... quite complicated."

Xiahou Zhuo said: "You owe a little bit."

Li Dioudiu: "Ph..."

Xiahou Zhuo pinched his thumb and gestured again: "Please guess again."

Li Dioudiu said: "I was wrong, I won't guess."

Xiahou Zhuo said: "This is an orchid finger."

Li Dioudiu: "..."

Ye Zhanzhu next to him smiled like a fool, just laughing with care, and he almost laughed.

Li Diudiu looked at him, then said to Xiahou Zhuo: "Is this person a fool?"

Xiahou Zhuo said: "That's true, it's so naive."

Ye Jianzhu: "Hmm?"

I am childish!!!
Chapter completed!
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