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Chapter 277 What?! Even a child?!(1/2)

"Chirp?"

Dai Mao came in through the back door and stood on Lin Fan's shoulder, feeling curious.

"nice one."

This guy picked up a Dali Pill and said: "It can cure all diseases. If you take it, you will be cured and you will be healthy if you are not sick!"

"..."

The poke on Daimao's head made Daimao tremble: "Chirp!"

"Hey?! You!"

Lin Fan wanted to say something else, but Dai Mao had already flown into the small courtyard...

If it could talk, it would definitely curse: "Although I'm not a human, you are a real dog!"

"Hey, all the birds in the new era have learned so much, it's really..."

The guy shook his head: "After all, it's a pill with a magical medicine added to it. Even if something goes wrong, it won't be poison, right? It's really..."

"Okay, okay, let me swallow one myself."

He was about to take medicine when there was a knock on the door...

"Are you at home? When you are home, open the door and I'll see you if I need anything."

The long-lost voice of charter mother Zhou Na sounded.

"Hey, you're back?"

Lin Fan opened the door and took a quick look, only to find Zhou Na's small BMW parked at the door, with a person sitting in the passenger seat.

Zhou Qi!

But at this moment, this boy looked so miserable, and he forced a smile to Lin Fan.

"What happened?"

Lin Fan burst into laughter: "Your brother was beaten?"

Zhou Na put her hands on her hips and sneered: "Yes, I'll beat you!"

"...Um, no, why did you beat him?"

"I still want to ask you! This kid said that you told him to pursue his truest self and not to be bound by the rules of reality. That's why he...went to women's clothing and attended some comic exhibitions.

Are you still doing a live broadcast?!"

"Gah?!"

Lin Fan was stunned.

Women's clothing? Comic show? Live broadcast!

hiss……

This kid is really good at playing!

But, when did I tell him this? Could it be that our saintess is cheating?!

Lin Fan's heart skipped a beat.

In the blink of an eye, I saw that this kid was winking at me, clasping his fists, and bowing...

Okay, got it!

What a joke!

Lin Fan coughed dryly: "Sister Na, you know who I am. Although I hate those rules and regulations, how can a man dress like a woman?!"

Zhou Qi was stunned for a moment, and then... began to tremble.

"I said so."

Zhou Na gritted her teeth: "I knew this kid was definitely lying to me, but now that we are confronting each other, what else do you have to say?!"

Zhou Qi said nothing and looked at Lin Fan with a look of resentment, feeling extremely sad.

"You are not loyal!!!"

he shouted.

"Brother dei, you can eat this food as you like, but you can't say it as you please. I never said those words~!"

"Besides...Sister Na, in my opinion, dressing up as a woman is a disease!"

"This must be a disease, and it needs to be treated!"

"right!"

Zhou Na nodded repeatedly and approved: "So I am going to take him to a psychiatrist and give him some guidance..."

"What the hell is a young man doing? He goes to women's clothing and goes to a crowded place like Comic Exhibition, and he dresses prettier than me?"

Lin Fan: "..."

So is this why you are so angry?

The guy grinned: "Ahem, Sister Na, actually, you don't need to see a psychiatrist."

"Then how to cure the disease?"

"Ahem."

Clearing his throat, the fellow said quietly: "Actually, Sister Na, you don't know me well enough. On the surface, I am an unemployed vagrant, but in fact... I am still a medicine seller."

"Cure for all diseases..."

"A powerful pill that can cure all diseases? Are you still a charlatan in love?"

"...This is truly a cure-all for all diseases!"

Lin Fan glared: "Sister Na, you can't ruin my innocence with empty talk~"

"..."

"You can't kill people if you eat them, right?"

Zhou Na hesitated slightly...

"sister?!"

Zhou Qi immediately exclaimed: "Sister, I am your biological brother, you... what are you going to do?"

"Then can I poison your brother to death?" Lin Fan patted his chest: "Daliwaner, you're fine!"

"..."

"Try one!"

"sister?!"

Everyone in Zhou Qi was dumbfounded!

Lin Fan said happily: "Okay, but I dare not say that the medicine will cure the disease. After all, there was no such disease as cross-dressing before..."

"..., try it."

Now that Zhou Na has made a decision, she will not change it easily.

It was useless to let Zhou Qi cry and scream, he directly took the pill from Lin Fan and drank it for his brother.

Who is Lin Fan?

Zhou Na couldn't explain clearly either.

However, knowing martial arts and being able to refine jade muscle ointment... these are all things that exist in legends!

So, now he has taken out the ‘Dali Pill’ again...could it be an ordinary product? It must be a good thing!

As long as people can't be killed by eating them, then let Zhou Qi eat them to death!

After a while, Zhou Qi was force-fed drugs and collapsed on the passenger seat with a look of despair on his face...

Only then did Lin Fan realize that Zhou Qi's legs and feet were inconvenient.

To put it simply, the leg was broken?!

"His legs?!"

"..."

Zhou Na looked embarrassed: "You know that, now that I have something you gave me in my body, I can't control it, so..."

Lin Fan: “(⊙o⊙)…”

Why does this sound so strange?!

Although Lin Fan understood what Zhou Na meant, no matter how he heard or thought about these words, he still felt strange and something was wrong...

Zhou Qi: “(O_O)??!!!!”

"Wow!!! You actually, actually?!!!"
To be continued...
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