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414 Machine translations that should only exist in legends

The arrow is on the string, how can it not be fired?

Wang Yufei immediately clicked play.

The operator was very cooperative and projected the computer screen to fill the entire large screen.

This is probably one of the benefits of today's press conference. Please watch the movie.

At the same time, the live video broadcast on the Internet was also switched to a short video just created by Entertainment Translator.



The American Westworld usually refers to the era of the great gold rush.

The wild cowboys were one of the coolest groups of that era.

Cowboys must wear a Mexican-style wide-brimmed high-top felt hat on their head, and carry a mainstream Colt revolver repeating pistol on their waist or a Winchester rifle on their shoulders. If it is the latter, then they must

Wearing a bullet belt.

When wearing jeans, leather tops, and tight-fitting multi-pocket jeans with sleeves, you must wear a pair of high leather boots decorated with spurs.

It would be even more perfect if you wrap a brightly colored printed large square scarf around your neck.

This kind of attire vividly conveys the spirit of wild individualism and advocating freedom.

Of course, whether you look handsome and whether you can fire a gun quickly enough are generally related to whether you are the protagonist.

Theoretically speaking, all western cowboy movies have one characteristic, that is, the protagonist is not only handsome, but also very masculine, and is often very gentlemanly towards women.

The supporting characters are often rude and burly men.

Therefore, the generated short videos are obviously not exempt from vulgarity.

When Wang Yufei clicked the play button, the first shot was of a tavern filled with wild laughter and street slang.

The decoration of the bistro is very contemporary, especially the semi-suspended double-opening trapdoor, which can only be seen in movies.

A shabby table was placed randomly, and a group of rough men dressed as cowboys were chatting around the table.

As soon as the camera turned, the system did not even forget that a young man wearing a long-sleeved classical shirt was playing the accordion for the people who came to drink.

I can't tell what the tone is, but it is very appropriate for the environment at this time.

The only thing that made people feel that it was a drama was that the slang words that popped up from time to time in the noise were all extremely exciting Chinese curses.

It took five seconds for the camera to describe the general environment in the tavern. However, in these five seconds, people naturally noticed that there were four people in the corner of the tavern who were dressed like cowboys but had perfect figures and good looks.

Although they are quiet, they are very eye-catching.

The camera began to zoom in on these four people.

"Jimmy, maybe we should do something, these people are too boring. How long do we have to wait?" The man sitting on the left raised his hat and said in a frivolous tone.

"Yeah, it's boring. Why don't we have some fun? Carl, John, what do you think?" Jimmy said.

"Okay, Ronnie, take out your phone right now."

After a simple conversation, the four western cowboys took out four smartphones in an extremely disobedient manner.

"But there are only four of us, so we can't line up in five rows!" Ronnie said depressedly.

At this moment, the scene changed, and the camera suddenly moved to the entrance of the tavern. A pair of slender Western cowboy boots appeared first. The camera slowed down, and the two-dimensional idol Bai Mu who had just appeared still entered the room in her two-dimensional image.

in the video.

It's just different from the previous dress. At this time, Bai Mu is already dressed as a heroic cowgirl.

Her silver hair fell casually from both sides of her hat. She was wearing a denim shirt and a short jacket, and a Smith & Wesson gun hung loosely across her waist that was completely out of proportion to her body shape.

M500 revolver, paired with black jeans, outlines a pair of legs like spring water on the shores of Lake Seine.

Such a stunning cowgirl naturally attracted the attention of countless rough men as soon as she entered the door, and even the noise stopped at this moment.

Until a bearded man opened his big mouth full of yellow teeth and raised his wine glass towards Bai Mu: "Haha, girl, come here, today's drink money is all mine!"

Bai Mu smiled charmingly, but the next moment, this two-dimensional academic girl took out the pistol on her waist with lightning speed, and there was a "bang" sound, and the wine glass raised by the big man was hit by a bullet.

smash.

There was silence in the tavern for a moment, and even the music stopped.

Bai Mu blew the barrel of the gun and stuffed the m500 back into the holster. After looking around the tavern, he walked straight towards the table of the four most handsome male cowboys.

When she sat down at the table, the sound of the accordion in the tavern continued to sound. In the background of the picture, the reckless and rough man quietly stood up with his companions and left the tavern in dejection. Before leaving, he glared fiercely.

He glanced at Bai Mu.

At this time, the pub also regained its lively atmosphere.

"I just heard outside that you want five platoons. How about someone?"

Bai Mu took the initiative to speak.

The four cowboys exchanged glances, and then nodded almost simultaneously: "Yes, so you want to come too?"

"certainly!"

Then the two-dimensional beauty also took out a smartphone from her pocket.

"I'll just play Zhen Ji!" Bai Mu said with his head held high.

"Zhen Ji?"

"Pfft, hahaha, let's play with Zhen Ji! Hahaha, okay, you can! Hahaha!"

"Okay, okay, who do you like? Keep it true, absolutely keep it true!"

Because of Bai Mu's words, the four cowboys were laughing so hard that they couldn't contain their joy.

Bai Mu first looked at the four people who were giggling in confusion, then seemed to understand something, and his pretty face was stained with a hint of red.

"court death!"

Bai Mu uttered two words coldly, and then this seemed to be a signal. The four cowboys suddenly stopped smiling at the same time, and began to touch their waists. However, Bai Mu was undoubtedly faster. The four cowboys had just taken out their guns.

, the mobile phone in Bai Mu's hand has been replaced by m500.

"boom"

"boom"

"boom"

"boom"

Four gunshots were fired in succession, and the four obvious male protagonists received the lunch directly.

At this moment, everyone in the tavern stood up.

The door of the tavern was also knocked open, and the big man who had just left quietly returned to the tavern again.

"Hahaha, your Smith M500 can only be loaded with bullets, what are you going to do now?"

The big man pulled out his pistol and pointed it at Bai Mu, laughing.

"oh?"

Bai Mu pointed the barrel of the gun at the big man with an expressionless face, and then directly pulled the trigger.

"boom!"

And this seemed to be a signal. Bai Mu jumped to avoid the bullets hitting her, and then jumped up violently, spinning 360 times in the air. At the same time, the M500 in her hand burst into flames again.

"Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang..."

After countless gunshots, no one was left standing in the tavern.

Bai Mu handsomely put away his gun, walked up to the stunned accordion artist, threw down a gold coin in the artist's stunned gaze, and then walked out of the western tavern briskly.

The final shot is of the sunset.

The picture froze, and then the screen went dark.

Finished?

Gone?

Is this the legendary machine translation?
Chapter completed!
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