"Why?" Wang Yufei asked curiously.

Thanks to the developed Internet, he understands what a scumbag means, but he really doesn't understand what good things a scumbag has for girls.

"In short, there is only one sentence, because scumbags are extremely smart and romantic men!"

"Let me analyze the characteristics of a scumbag with you little by little. First of all, he is sweet-tongued. He can say all kinds of sweet words to each other. No matter how disgusting and unbelievable the words are, he can say them with a sincere face, which makes every girl spend time with him.

You can maintain a happy mood every moment.”

"Second, the scumbag is smart and romantic. When he is pursuing a girl, he can remember any key node, express it on every holiday, and go to great lengths to create a story that may not cost too much, but will definitely give someone

The circumstances and details that touch the girl make a sentimental woman fall into despair."

"Third, and most importantly, scumbag men tend to have a great sense of humor, which makes girls feel that time flies by when they get along with him. Even if they occasionally lose their temper, they will be amused quickly.

This is also their biggest asset that keeps them in chaos and gives up!"

"Of course, there are many other things. For example, they pay attention to appearance, are very good at disguise, and can look particularly calm and calm when encountering difficulties, so that girls will unknowingly think that they are the prince charmings of their lives, etc.! So now

Please tell me, classmate Wang Yufei, are you willing to be transformed into a scumbag?"

Lu Yuxin asked very seriously.

Wang Yufei blinked and found very depressed that none of the items listed by Lu Yuxin were relevant to him, which made him a little depressed. Of course, he couldn't figure out why he had to be transformed into a scumbag.

but……

Adolescent boys all have a common trait, which has nothing to do with IQ. They are particularly willing to change for the girl they love, and they will easily be touched by their efforts.

Genius is no exception. At most, it is more subtle.

"Do you really want me to become a scumbag?" Wang Yufei asked equally seriously.

"Of course! Otherwise, do you think I'm kidding you?" Lu Yuxin pouted, looking particularly cute.

"Why? Aren't you afraid that I will always give up on you?" Wang Yufei asked with a wry smile.

"Whether or not you always give up on me has nothing to do with whether you have the characteristics of a scumbag."

Lu Yuxin continued calmly: "And I have always believed that the reason why first love fails easily is because neither party has experienced too many temptations. From a scientific point of view, without experience, there is no control group, so there is no control group.

When all the passion is gone, maybe there will only be chicken feathers left."

"Why do I always think what you say makes sense?" Wang Yufei shook his head.

"That must be because what I said makes sense." Lu Yuxin smiled charmingly, like a little goblin.

"Then do you need to go through it too?"

"Of course I don't need it. You have proven yourself. I will definitely not find anyone more suitable for me than you." Lu Yuxin shook her head and continued: "But your growing up environment is different from mine. You

More experiences are needed, even a control group!"

"Can I say no?"

"You really don't want to fulfill this little wish of mine?"

Lu Yuxin showed a pleading look. To be honest, although the two had been together for nearly two months, this was the first time Wang Yufei saw the girl's little daughter attitude. He couldn't help but feel a little crazy, and his brain began to lose its self.

"Oh well!"

"Very good!"

Lu Yuxin almost jumped up with joy: "Let me tell you, women are usually the hardest to deceive when it comes to relationships, but scumbags can often coax women into dancing around in relationships! If you have this ability, then

Coupled with a super high IQ, even if you make the world go round and round, I will believe you!"

Wang Yufei stayed for a moment, sighed secretly in his heart, and asked distressedly: "So, what should I do as the first step?"

"The first step is, of course, to practice your sense of humor and your ability to lie without changing your face or heartbeat! Get ready to take the bait, dear classmate Wang Yufei!"

This is probably something Guo Xiaoyi and Xiaofreckles would never have imagined.

…

"Principal Wang, please judge, are these two students too disrespectful? God knows, I admit that the company that contracted the school cafeteria is my distant nephew's company, but you should know that I just made a

Recommendation and who will be given the contract are decided by the organization, and I didn’t get a dime in the process!"

Just when Lu Yuxin was formulating a plan to reform the scumbag, Yu Dewei rushed to Principal Wang's office and was complaining.

"Ahem, Director Yu, no one said that you got any benefit from it, right? The little girl just questioned why the price has not changed but the portion of the food has decreased. This is normal! You can buy it instead.

"Seafood, you go home and weigh it, and you find that the vendor has weighed it for you less, and you feel unhappy, right?" Principal Wang said slowly.

"This is true, but to say it in front of that occasion is deplorable! People's words are terrible these days. I don't know how it will be spread by then! How can I be the dean of students?"

Yu Dewei said angrily.

"I said, Director Yu, are you over it? I'm just wondering, why are you arguing with a little girl every day?! I really don't believe it. If you don't go to others to cause trouble, why are they following you and fighting with each other every day?

?”

"Also, is what that little girl said true? Are the prices in our student cafeteria unchanged and the portions of dishes reduced? Have you investigated? Have you asked your little nephew? First, find out what the situation is.

Then we are dealing with it well! If there is a problem, we will correct it! As long as you have a clear conscience and are not afraid of a slanted shadow, what are you afraid of?"

Principal Wang asked a series of questions.

"Principal Wang, what are you..." At this moment, Yu Dewei felt extremely aggrieved. He didn't expect that even if he beat him to death, the principal who had always relied on him would actually side with the two students this time. What is the end of the world?

What happened?

"Ahem, please take a closer look at this document!" Looking at the angry Yu Dewei, Principal Wang seemed to feel a little unbearable, so he took out a red-headed document from his desk drawer and threw it away.

Yu Dewei picked up the document in confusion. He was already a little confused as soon as he read the beginning.

The Xingnan Provincial Department of Education and the Xingnan Provincial Propaganda Department Office issued a notice on the "Comprehensive Implementation of the Plan to Consolidate Our Province as a Strong Mathematical Olympiad Province and Strengthen the Teaching and Research of Mathematical Sciences"! Xingjiaofa [2018] No. 29

What the hell is going on?
Chapter completed!